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    Default What's the craziest weekend you've had involving either sex,strippers or alcohol?

    Presuming sex, strippers (drinking or anything else) possibly played a strong part (it doesn't at all matter if they didn't though), what's the craziest weekend, or weekends (if there's been more than one) you've experienced so far and what did you do and get up to, that still makes it so memorable, compared to others ?

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    The craziest weekend i've ever had burns in my mind. It involves two hits of really good purple pyramid acid and accidentally wandering into a midget convention. Hijinks ensue...

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    My craziest weekend involved a keg of stale grape nehi, three circus clowns, silly putty, a rough draft of the Communist Manifesto, a life sized portrait of 8th US President Martin Van Buren, Pop-n-Fresh muffins, several young bavarian handmaidens, 12 pounds of smoked ham, and a talking ocelot named Marvin.

    Gosh.. what a weekend that was. My grandmother talked about it for weeks.

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    If you substitute fashion models for strippers and put it on a yacht, I can tell a pretty good story. And I have it on video... LOL. But, there was no sex involved just a great time.

    I used to go to the Columbus Day in regatta in Miami every year so for those of you in Miami you know what I am talking about. The funniest part of the above party is that our boat was surrounded by about 100 other boats and the captain invited on these (I kid you not) twin strippers up on the boat and they were doing an act for the entire Biscayne Bay.

    Edited.. Shit, I just had a flashback about eating cheezewhiz off of this one girls tits, but I think that had to do with liking cheeswhiz. Nothing sexual of course. I am going to have to dig out those movies...LOL.

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    I went to work, got drunk at work... and then came home and had sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    My craziest weekend involved a keg of stale grape nehi, three circus clowns, silly putty, a rough draft of the Communist Manifesto, a life sized portrait of 8th US President Martin Van Buren, Pop-n-Fresh muffins, several young bavarian handmaidens, 12 pounds of smoked ham, and a talking ocelot named Marvin.

    Gosh.. what a weekend that was. My grandmother talked about it for weeks.
    I had a dream like that, but it ws lox not ham.

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    Well, there's always my story about Grey Goose, Vienna Sausages and the VIP room...and then there was the Liverwurst and Limburger sandwich incident.
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    I had one night in Vegas that involved a strip club, copious alcohol, dancing on the bar, casino gambling, quite a bit of cocaine, and a visit to the Chicken Ranch for a threesome with my boyfriend and an African prostitute. I bought a hat at the Ranch for a souvenir. It was all the partying I really needed to do for the rest of my life, in one night. Haven't touched coke since. Good time though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I had one night in Vegas that involved a strip club, copious alcohol, dancing on the bar, casino gambling, quite a bit of cocaine, and a visit to the Chicken Ranch for a threesome with my boyfriend and an African prostitute. I bought a hat at the Ranch for a souvenir. It was all the partying I really needed to do for the rest of my life, in one night. Haven't touched coke since. Good time though.
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    Yeah, all in one night. And it was way before I ever really thought about becoming a stripper, myself. Actually I think that was the first time I was ever in a strip club. It was the Crazy Horse Too.

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    Mushroom bender + duran duran concert.
    Need I say more?

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    I got really drunk one Mardi Gras and tried to have sex with someone in a Portolet. Gross I know but it didn't work. It's not possible to do that without touching the portolet at all. I ended up actually falling in love with the guy too. Weird.

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    6 bottles of vodka,WAAAAY too much LSD, 6 people in a '4-person' tin fishing boat on the bay, two 40degree days (104F) in the middle of a heat wave and a touch of sunstroke.......not to mention the packet of "talking" twisties, rainbow dolphins.....and the pizza that made me cry......

    come to think of it, maybe now i know why i'm so screwed up......
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    I was going to contribute, but the "talking twisties" trumped my hand.

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    I'd post, but I don't think the statute of limitations has expired yet.
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    My boyfriend and I had this big romantic weekend thing planned. Sun, sand and champange. We didn't quite make it to the beach, because about 40 miles out of town my car catches on fire because he forgot to replace the cap on the engine after putting in oil!! I freaked out on him and went to the bar at the motel I had checked into.

    The bartender was a very nice, and very gay man. He introduced me to his partner, and when the bartender got off work the three of us went out partying. I told my boyfriend I never wanted to see him again, so he did not join us.

    After drinking more alcohol than I've ever consumed before, I ended up going home with the gay couple, and all three of us had sex .

    Gay guys are so hot!! That wasn't my first gang bang, but it definately was the most memorable . My boyfriend was none the wiser.

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    come on. >>>CHICAGOEDITOR<<<...... it's not a poker comp
    dish the dirt.....
    my little twisties were a lot to handle for a young girl back then.
    i wanna hear your contribution......
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    Sex, strippers and alcohol? I'll do you much better: sex, strippers, alcohol, schoolgirl outfits, parking-brake bruses, domination, girl-on-girl hair pulling, full debauchery in the VIP, fabulous champaigne and....uh, sex. Written by my most brilliant and insanely talented girlfriend. There is nothing in this world or any other hotter than a blistering-smart stripper:

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