that austin sucks during spring break. sxsw steals all of the people and i can't make any money.


and i got a fat nasty couple kicked the fuck out because they wouldnt pay me. they weren't aware that lap dances cost money.

"we're from dallas, we didn't know!"

but you can dance for us and we will grope you and ew ew ew ew and we will REFUSE to pay for your dance cuz we're fat and assholes and suck massive amounts of cock. diseased, dirty, brittney spears cock.


also, i wasn't aware that lapdances were given for free in dallas. but that's cool to know.

/cranky