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    Default Which Customer Would You Rather Have?

    A $100 spender that you find fun and interesting and like spending time with?

    Or a $250 spender that you find uninteresting and a bit piggish?


    Just wondering whether, as a customer, being fun and interesting has a $$ value of some sort, or whether it's all about the benjamins.
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    Default Re: Which Customer Which You Rather Have?

    Option C: The $500 spender who is is well groomed, fun, intelligent, interesting and not grabby.

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    Depends on my mood and my financial situation.

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    The $250 uninteresting piggish one.

    However, I'd take the $100 sweetie over a $250 grabby asshole anyday.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena
    The $250 uninteresting piggish one.

    However, I'd take the $100 sweetie over a $250 grabby asshole anyday.

    i agree with Lena exactly.

    about it being all about the benjamins....yeah, that is pretty much the whole point of going to work. not there to hang out with fun and interesting guys, i'm there to make money. but i will pass up money if i guy is too piggish, like grabbing, licking, and god forbid, humping back against me during dances, etc.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    you know what's really funny? When the guy the dancer is with is piggish but assume he has, or he does have money and she tolorates him, lets him do things she doesn't encessarly like to make the money... and he either spends it on someone else or just leaves without spending anything.. worst of both worlds.. i've seen that happen or a varation of it happen a couple of times

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    Quote Originally Posted by misssteere
    Option C: The $500 spender who is is well groomed, fun, intelligent, interesting and not grabby.

    Exactly. Too bad they don't come around much. Ah well, if wishes were horses...

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    I love fun and interesting customers mostly and if I have a regular who I enjoy being with then he wins regardless of $. But I like most people and quite enjoy "challenging" customers also. I have no problem telling piggish people that they're pigs - it's a sure way to liven up the boredom!
    At the end of the day some of my best nights at work have not been the most financially rewarding, but great because of the people I've met. So yeah for me customers personality does have value, but it is a job so most of the time you're not thinking about one customers personality verses another, you're just wishing that customers that want a show will hurry up and get them so the night will go faster and you can go home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman
    A $100 spender that you find fun and interesting and like spending time with?

    Or a $250 spender that you find uninteresting and a bit piggish?


    Just wondering whether, as a customer, being fun and interesting has a $$ value of some sort, or whether it's all about the benjamins.
    Honestly, I'll take either patron. At my club, if someone gets out of hand, they will get kicked out! That's why I collect my money up front.

    The $250 spender would have to spend his money at one time (VIP) cause I for dam sure would not accept dance after dance from some egotistical maniac So once I would get his money, I would be so out within my 30 min. But if I couldn't even stand to keep up with him for that long, I'll just take my money and go.







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    Default Re: Which Customer Which You Rather Have?

    Either one.

    I'm more likely to get the $100 from the sweet guy who has just $100 to spend than I am to get the $250 from the uninteresting piggish guy, usually. There are some exceptions. But it's really hard for me to make conversation without revealing that I'm rather a 'library girl', and most of the customers who like that are in the first category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    Honestly, I'll take either patron. At my club, if someone gets out of hand, they will get kicked out! That's why I collect my money up front.
    That's working it! You're supposed to make money, and bouncers are supposed to remove assmonkeys on tips!

    I prefer the 100.00 customer because he's a sweetie and looks longingly into my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    P.S. I own lena. *Pats the box she's in*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman
    A $100 spender that you find fun and interesting and like spending time with?

    Or a $250 spender that you find uninteresting and a bit piggish?

    How much time do I have to spend with the pig and still make money before I can go find the sweetie?

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    Since the culture here in Australia is to be paid up-front I can take either customer. Why? If the $250 spender does get out of hand I already have my money (or the club does if it takes a cut) therefore I can walk out at any time if he does (and call a bouncer if he hasn't already removed himself).

    I tend to be a 'nice' dancer too much ... I will give three warnings then cut the dance short if you have pissed me off or done something to make me stop the dance. Behaviour that will make me cut the dance short without a warning is you 'flopping out' your penis so you can masturbate while I dance (I do not work in those type of clubs so neither the club nor me tolerates this behaviour) or touching my pussy/vagina or anus.

    Whilst I rather a stress free shift, the money is what counts in the end as I am ultimately at the club to make money.


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    id take both lol .. thats what we are hear for "take the money" lmao

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    what's the minimum spread to spend with a 'nice' guy vs. a pig.

    $20, $50, $100, nothing, who cares

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    Default Re: Which Customer Which You Rather Have?

    I'd take Mr. $250 because if he loses his mind I just back up until he's out of scheeving me distance.

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    I'll take the 250$, I need to pay my bills.
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    Looks like it's nice guys finish last again

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    Looks like "nice" guys don't understand the difference between socializing and working.

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    Didn't we have a thread about nice guys? Since I've changed my old signature, allow me to recap: Nice guys don't really finish last. That's just an excuse for losers.

    Anyhoo - how does this piggishness manifest itself? I really don't feel that I have enough information.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Nice guys don't really finish last. That's just an excuse for losers.
    I love it!! Too true. Nice guys always finish first as far as I'm concerned (well, except as far as orgasms go)! But nice guys understand that their charming company isn't going to pay my rent, so they don't waste my time at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Didn't we have a thread about nice guys? Since I've changed my old signature, allow me to recap: Nice guys don't really finish last. That's just an excuse for losers.
    True but that's something to discuss in another forum,

    an nice guys finish last was just a comment, not that the sweety is an actual nice guy but for sure the pig definetly isn't

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    I dunno, if I have no tolerance for the human race that day, I'll take the $100 sweety.

    If I have a speck of patience, the $250 grabby pig will get my service, but will get slapped around in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Looks like "nice" guys don't understand the difference between socializing and working.
    nicely put!
    Besides I have a nice guy at home.
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