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    not really a customer, but there was a new DJ at a club i was working at who kept fucking up my sets, pausing my music to announce that the burger someone ordered was ready during my last song, etc. so finally i started programming my music and told him to leave it alone. he still insisted that he preferred to do it manually since it gave him something to do. i said "oh i'm sure you DO prefer to do it manually" and made a masterbation motion.

    yesterday some drunk guy was whining "where's my poster!!" and i grabbed my crotch like a guy would grab his balls and said "here's your damn poster right here!". the crowd thought it was hillarious.

    one of the best ones i ever heard, for guys that bang on the stage and tell you to come over to them, "don't you know how to make a stripper come?". i can't take credit for that but i use it now and then.

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    When a guy wants a free dance tell him: As much as you'd like to think you're not in a strip club.......newsflash!


    When a guy wants to grope you tell him: I'm a dancer not your pet


    When a guy calls you a a bitch or any word that you don't aprove of tell him: I'm glad you like to fantasize that I'm your girlfriend but I'm not


    lol some of these might be corny to some of you but they work for some so don't slam me =)

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    Local club does amateur nights. People pay $15 to be a judge and rate each dancer 1-10. Once, when I was doing male amateur night, one of the judges gave me a two and said her two-year old nephew whose diapers she changes has a bigger penis than me. I don't usually get complaints. It was cold in there, though.

    Fast-forward about six weeks, and she's doing female amateur night and I'm judging. I gave her a two and said that women with B-cups shouldn't be size queens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    {Deogol eating popcorn nearly blows Dr. Pepper through his nose while watching the show.}
    i <3 dr pepper

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    the worst think i say when i get asked for extras and so on is sorry i dont fuck my husband why would i fuck you !

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    I had a guy tell me I couldn't "handle" it whe I was giving him a dance.. I tunred around to face him and said, "Funny, I can't even feel it."
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    I had a guy tell me I couldn't "handle" it whe I was giving him a dance.. I tunred around to face him and said, "Funny, I can't even feel it."
    BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    That's the best...I'm so borrowing that one
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    and dig your grave...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    I had a guy tell me I couldn't "handle" it whe I was giving him a dance.. I tunred around to face him and said, "Funny, I can't even feel it."

    I love it!!!! That's hilarious!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    I had a guy tell me I couldn't "handle" it whe I was giving him a dance.. I tunred around to face him and said, "Funny, I can't even feel it."
    ahahahahahaha that is GREAT!! if i ever go back to dancing, i am so using that!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    I had a guy tell me I couldn't "handle" it whe I was giving him a dance.. I tunred around to face him and said, "Funny, I can't even feel it."
    Dam, that's funny as hell. What did he do?! I can bet you didn't get a repeat dance from him huh?







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    I usuallly try to be nice, but the other night a guy just wouldn't let the asking for extras go. He had already bought about 8 dances and was bitching and asking for his money back cause he couldn't get off. After about the 20th time he asked for a blow job, I said sure, how much money do you have left? He gave it to me and I promptly walked up to the bar, bought him a blow job shot and walked off. What's he gonna do, tell my manager he was trying to solicit?! Not to mention that he got what he asked for...how was I supposed to know he didn't want the shot?! lol I am blonde after all!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    Dam, that's funny as hell. What did he do?! I can bet you didn't get a repeat dance from him huh?
    He was a grossly obese (I don't mind overweight men, but this man was disgusting), he smelled awful and kept rolling his tongue at me. I don't think I have been that rude to a customer since, but I just couldn't take this guy or the smell.
    And trust me, I didn't ask if he wanted a repeat dance.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Last night a group of guys sat in front of the TV, watching the stage show when they thought no one was looking, drinking beer. They didn't tip anyone, they didn't buy any dances, and they were nasty and rude to everyone. I tried talking to them and one guy said, "No, we're just here to watch the game." I said, "There are beautiful women dancing in thong bikinis and you'd rather watch men play baseball?" Yeah, they would. "I see..." I said, "So are we Brokeback, boys, or just plain broke?"

    That was when I knew it was time to go home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    "I see..." I said, "So are we Brokeback, boys, or just plain broke?"

    That was when I knew it was time to go home.
    OMG I'm laughing so loud, I JUST KNOW my neighbors can hear me! That is the funniest shit ever!!

    Did they stick around, or leave. OMG If I were at your club, and heard that, I woudl've busted out laughin in their faces.







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    This idiot offered me $5 for a blow job. Just then the music stopped (I work in a juke-box bar) and I started laughinhg as loud and hard as I could. I yelled to a random dancer on theother side of the bar, "Hey, Haley! Get this! This guy wants to give me $5 for a blow job! What a cheapskate! Isn't that the funniest thing you ever heard??!!"

    He and his friends did not stay long aft6er that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    OMG I'm laughing so loud, I JUST KNOW my neighbors can hear me! That is the funniest shit ever!!

    Did they stick around, or leave. OMG If I were at your club, and heard that, I woudl've busted out laughin in their faces.
    They glared and didn't say anything, and left when they finished that pitcher of beer. Everyone had figured out they were cheap assholes anyway!

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    This program has been made possible by contributions from viewers like you... This is not a free show, you've heard of pay per view right?
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    Saturday night, standing room only. DMF tips me $5 at the rail and apparently felt that he didn't get the bj or whatever he deserved for his money. I get off the stage, thank him for the tip, ask him for a dance. He tells me no because I "sucked on stage". So I decked him in front of all of his friends. POW!!! Right in the kisser!!!
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    Two gangsta looking guys, full on fake bling and all were standing next to the stage. They watched for at least 2 or 3 rounds, of all the girls, and never ONCE tipped any of us. So, my last round one of them leans over and says, 'hey boo, you got a boyfriend, cuz i wanna be your boyfriend' I crawled over sexily on the stage to him, and said, 'why yes, i do have a boyfriend, and when he comes to club he actually tips me. oh, and by the way, if you can't afford a dollar, you SURE AS HELL CAN'T AFFORD ME!'
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07
    oh, and by the way, if you can't afford a dollar, you SURE AS HELL CAN'T AFFORD ME!'
    Tell it girl. I like that...That would definately be something I tell a male customer whose trying to talk to me.







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    ohhhhhhh, sxybrat! I am definitely going to remember that one!


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    There is nothing more rude that a guy not paying atttention, much less not tipping a beautiful woman in any club! That really irritates me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by songofthesword View Post

    Take me.. I know I'm attractive, but at the same time, I have many facets to my life.. i don't have to have a woman's approval for me to feel good about myself.
    haha yeh right thats why u have to come on a stripper forum and tell us how attractive u r

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    A guy called me over and started chattting. I said wanna dance and he said "oh i didn't realise u were one of them i thought u were just a normal women" i said "i am a normal woman but i work here. women who look like me dont talk to men like you unless there is some cash transaction involved"

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    haha yeh right thats why u have to come on a stripper forum and tell us how attractive u r
    and you're teasing a year old quote from a FORMER poster why ?

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