not really a customer, but there was a new DJ at a club i was working at who kept fucking up my sets, pausing my music to announce that the burger someone ordered was ready during my last song, etc. so finally i started programming my music and told him to leave it alone. he still insisted that he preferred to do it manually since it gave him something to do. i said "oh i'm sure you DO prefer to do it manually" and made a masterbation motion.
yesterday some drunk guy was whining "where's my poster!!" and i grabbed my crotch like a guy would grab his balls and said "here's your damn poster right here!". the crowd thought it was hillarious.
one of the best ones i ever heard, for guys that bang on the stage and tell you to come over to them, "don't you know how to make a stripper come?". i can't take credit for that but i use it now and then.


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I believe you Dottie and you have my support
That really irritates me!

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