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    With a fly-fishing lure stand thingy. Scorpio is big into fishing...and makes his own lures all the time. Last night, I was looking for a pair of scissors that he stole from me and went to pull a box off of the top shelf in the closet. I remember seeing the stupid lure stand holder thingy coming towards me and the next thing I remember is kneeling on the floor crying. The base of the thing is a 5 lb iron weight. Needless to say, I was half expecting to find part of my head on the floor next to me.

    Damn it...now I've got the knot the size of a mothball on my forehead. WHY do I do this?? I KNEW I shouldn't have done this...that I should have turned on the light and looked on the top shelf with a step ladder...

    Now, I look like I'm half caveman-like.

    Other than that, the ER docs kept complimenting me on my super thick skull. Makayla got a sucker and some stickers (uh, I was the patient, thank you. LOL).

    *sigh* Life is good.

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    OUCH!!!!! Sorry that happened.
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    oh no!! i'm really glad you weren't seriously hurt!!
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    Ouch! That hurts to read. Feel better and demand that Scorpio buy you sweets and baubbles and whatnot during your recovery.

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    oh! poor sweetie! ::hugs:: you take it easy and rest up. i agree with chicago here...Scorpio shoud wait on you and and foot until you get better.

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    Now you can use your karbunkle as your avatar!

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    Eeeee. I got clocked in the head with a pitchfork once. It hurt.

    Get some OTC and topical arnica; it will bring the swelling down.

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    Eep! Glad you're ok, though!

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    That sucks. Sounds like you came through okay though. You didn't need head staples did you? My mom had to get those after she fell backwards on the porch (no clue how she did this) and cracked her head open. It was pretty gross! Hope your head feels better soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Makayla got a sucker and some stickers (uh, I was the patient, thank you. LOL).
    Yeah, younger women always get the attention.

    Sorry about the crack in the skull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartcookie
    Eeeee. I got clocked in the head with a pitchfork once. It hurt.

    Get some OTC and topical arnica; it will bring the swelling down.
    I'll definitely do that, thanks!

    It didn't split my head open, but I did have to go for a CAT scan because of excessive headaches (which are much better now). That was fun...here's me in pain, asking them how the thing works and can I see the images...LOL. They were sure that there would be a bit of a fracture...not with SuperVenusGoddess!! LOL...my superhuman power is to take any kind of hit to the head with just getting a bump...no bruising, no broken skin, and the skull stays in tact! I told them that I just made sure that I drank my milk daily.

    Do you think I should market that to the milk guys? I can see the commercial now: "Bowling ball falls from top shelf onto head of person drinking milk. Person rushed to the ER and they say, "Good thing you drink milk!". Walk out of hospital with a huge lump on the head but nothing else..."Got Milk?" Heh, I'll be rich AND famous!

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    ^^^Funny!!! And make sure you use the step stool so that you are above anything that might fall from the top of the closet....but you knew that already, didn't ya, lol!

    Hope your noggin feels better soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    I'll definitely do that, thanks!

    It didn't split my head open, but I did have to go for a CAT scan because of excessive headaches (which are much better now). That was fun...here's me in pain, asking them how the thing works and can I see the images...LOL. They were sure that there would be a bit of a fracture...not with SuperVenusGoddess!! LOL...my superhuman power is to take any kind of hit to the head with just getting a bump...no bruising, no broken skin, and the skull stays in tact! I told them that I just made sure that I drank my milk daily.

    Do you think I should market that to the milk guys? I can see the commercial now: "Bowling ball falls from top shelf onto head of person drinking milk. Person rushed to the ER and they say, "Good thing you drink milk!". Walk out of hospital with a huge lump on the head but nothing else..."Got Milk?" Heh, I'll be rich AND famous!
    It's worth writing to the Dairy Council!

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