Have you heard about the new Samuel L. Jackson film Snakes on a Plane, due to be released in August?
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Have you heard about the new Samuel L. Jackson film Snakes on a Plane, due to be released in August?
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You just know that the title of this was the pitch:
"Samuel L. Jackson. Snakes. On a plane."
They just don't even try anymore, you know?
Very weird. Looks like a 3rd-grader did that promo poster. LOL





Why does this look like a joke to me???
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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I thought it was a joke too. But I checked , and sadly, it's there.
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No way, totally a joke. But it would be an awesome bit of guerrilla marketing if it is real . . .
Looks real to me, Susan.. Here's the .
The poster is a joke; the movie, sadly, is real.





Oh shit they are serious!?
Omg I bet the crappy graphics cost more than what they are going to gross.
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That flick looks ghey as hell. LOL.





A friend of mine has been blogging about this movie on LJ for about a month. I hoped he was kidding. I still want to believe he is. There is no way this is real, please god. BTW, geek points to whoever can point out the 2 nonvenomous species in the trailer. I hope it's some big internet hoax, really...i do.
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I was asking Rhi about this last night..."It's a joke, right?" It just looks....well...fake.![]()





I just checked the plot of the movie on Wikipedia hoping the title was metaphorical or something. Nope, its actually about some damned snakes on a plane! I can already hear the turkey a gobbling.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane
So its a real movie. But are you sure this thing ain't going to be direct to video or on HBO? I mean c'mon, didn't Silent Predators do our serpentine friends enough injustice? Must we subject them to both the perils of air travel AND Samuel L. Jackson?
I can hear Dave Chappelle now. "No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Snakes On A Plane" They bit me! A motherfucking snake bit me!!"
There's already an online parody.
http://www.snakesonanelevator.com/
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I guess the altered their original idea "Killer Sharks on a Plane".
It's real. My boyfriend just worked on their reshoots. Apparently Sam signed on the basis of the title alone, and didn't read the script until he was committed to the movie. He also told the producers that he would sue them if they changed the title.
I thought this was a joke.
This is damn pathetic...is it a comedy, perhaps? A take on the idiocy of Hollywood suits?
And they wonder why theater revenues are in the toilet.
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OMG thats sad. Does he really need work that bad? I don't believe I will be catching that one at the AMC. LOL
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Maybe it's a spoof like Scary Movie or Arachnaphobia. Oooohhh Boy I hope it's a comedy.
LOL I was reading yesterday that Samuel L. Jackson signed on to do the movie after just reading the title. Very strange.





Maybe the snakes are a metaphor.
I found a credible link.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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LOL nope.. Sadly, they really are snakes on a plane. Watch the . LOL
I also posted the IMDB link .
I just want to know what's up with Sam Jackson and all the snake movies this year. Back in October, he was in Memphis shooting Black Snake Moan by Craig Brewer, the writer/director of Hustle & Flow. And yes, that title does refer to what you think it does.




Here's a clip of him talking about it on Ellen.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLuMjMT7Vus&search=Snakes%20on%20a%20plane
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D'oh! Is his career really THIS far down the potty?
I just watched Pride & Prejudice-extremely good movie.![]()
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