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    Wisdom from Beavis

    "The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the beat."
    - Beavis
    I just saw this episode and now I can't stop laughing. It's been a couple of days now and I'm still giggling hysterically. Why on earth is this line so funny??

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    Yekhefah you have just given me a new facebook quote. I commend you

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    Haha, I love Beavis and Butt-Head, funny shit.

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    I always thought Butt-Head had all the cool quotes.

    "I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child." (talking to a bag of sugar)


    "No problem, dude. You want cash, or should we just go spank the monkey again?" (after breaking vials at a sperm bank)

    "His teeth are whiter than white." (about Kip Winger's pearly whites)

    Beavis OTOH seemed more of a physical comic (see avatar). The episode with the bowling ball ruled.
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    ^^^I agree, Butt-Head usually says funnier stuff, but Beavis is funnier to watch. That Cornholio thing was priceless. My favorite Beavis and Butt-Head moments are when they go to the AA meeting and they get all the former alcoholics to go to a bar and get wasted, when they have to go all the way back to kindergarten and repeat every single grade, and when they're not allowed to laugh in school and that Mr. Buzzcut guy says "penis, vagina, masturbation", etc. to try to get them to laugh. Watching them make fun of the videos on MTV was one of the best parts of the show.

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    Love me some Beavis and Butthead...true antiheroes of modern culture.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    I believe that watching them today would yeild me less laughter than watching them back then. I mean... I laid in traffic.

    However, I think my desire to see the show has died some 10 laugh-free years of "King of the Hill"
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    The day they decide to start working out, and Butthead is flexing in the mirror. "Bathe her....and bring her to me". That and the whole "KICK.ME.IN.THE.JIMMY!" thing kill me.

    And I agree, them making fun of videos was some of the best stuff they did. Grim Reaper in particular. Oh, and Pop Will Eat Itself was a good one too.
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    I lost my virginity to Beavis and Butthead playing in the background. Classy, I know . . .

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