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    Default Black Afro girls. ARSE! (Short rant.)

    Ok I'm sick of my skirts being shorter at the back than they should be and sometimes sticking out at an odd angle. I'm sick of hot pants that dont actually fit over my bum and I gave up on wearing jeans back in 1983 because I could never really get a good fit! I love my "Afro arse" and it / I'm certainly not fat, it's just a genetic shape thing. Can any other black girls relate? Are there any specific brands of clothing (prefrable online!) that cater for our unique shaped butt?

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    Hahah I wish I could sympathize my sistah..but I have a flat ass I"m working on it though. Anyway, to help with your problem, Nelly developed a line for women just like you. Small waist, but big in the hips

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    Default Re: Black Afro girls. ARSE! (Short rant.)

    Why do they have o be lack? My ass doesn't fit in jeans! I know what you mean tho, I have the body shape of what tends to be a black womans shape, which is weird because I grew up in "the ghetto" so I've always wonderd if that whole food thing is true. If you get any luck let me know.
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    Default Re: Black Afro girls. ARSE! (Short rant.)

    The food thing, hhats that?
    I grew up on health / whole foods, organic and lots of vegetarian stuff so I'm guessing it's not true. I am only 32 inches around the hips, it's just the shape.

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    Default Re: Black Afro girls. ARSE! (Short rant.)

    best jeans for a big butt (esp. if you have a nice tummy) is the dark blue jean straight leg (sometimes in bell bottom) military jeans. There's no waist to have to worry about having the perfect fit, it just sort of sits on your hips.

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    Uhm, I'm not "afro" but I can identify with your plight. My bum falls out of short skirts, booty shorts especially. I have a small waist and a 42" rear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guenevere
    Supposedly Beyonce's new clothing line caters to ample bum bums.

    http://www.houseofdereon.com/nshop/p...roupName=jeans
    $108 for a tank top??
    http://www.houseofdereon.com/nshop/p...ame=Tops&page=
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    Apple bottoms dose not help me much because my waist is very tiny. I have a 38 inch hips! I have a 23 inch waist! I also have a round curvy butt. the best jeans that fit me comes over my waist. I can not wear hip huggers or any jeans that are low cut because I am too bootyful.I did not know beyonce mom has a cloth lines. Oh and those leggy type pants that you wear when exercising is the only pants that fit me right! It is very hard to shop when bootyful. So i suggest you just try on the differant type of pants and see which one fit your body best!
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    That stuff is WAY too expensive! It doesn't even look very nice! What was Beyonce's mom thinking!?

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    Only minimally afro but I DO have the ass. I have the best luck with pre-owned jeans! Thrift stores. Seriously. They're pre worn and re-stretched. LEI jeans seem to be the best for me, thought... brand wise. As for booty shorts.. I always go for ones with an angled cut, up from the crack fo the ass towards the thighs.

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    I'm not so worried about jeans - I've lived this long without them, lol. The skirt thing really pisses me off though cos so many mini skirts look perfect front on but show my arse from the back. I'm going to have to learn to sew properly!

    Hotpants I have to go for stretch material, but I shall try out that angle thing Paige mentioned just incase!

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    Yes when you sew your own clothes it fits you better!
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    I have the same thing...I wear mostly j lo sweat suits and stuff like that....or dresses. i know what u mean about the skrt thing...but all my dresses r longer in back and short in front....thats how i buy them. good luck girl....i know apple bottoms and beyonce wrk though.

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    I have found the best luck with Levi, lowcut, bootleg, I think they are 550's or 505's. Also thrift store Lucky's have been a godsend to me as they have been worn enough in the butt that they fit my deriere just right. With skirts I just hem them up to an angel in the front or angle them to the side so they actually look tailored. With booty shorts I just look for ones that are a little longer in back than in front.
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    With a 26 waist and 37 hips and a round ass- baby phat jeans work well for me, they have a lot of stretch and don't leave that gap in the back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy
    . I have a 38 inch hips! I have a 23 inch waist! I also have a round curvy butt. !

    Damn, that sounds sexy..... I'm striving to get where u are!!!

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    When u work on sliming your waist do not do them with weights. It makes your muscle more bulky in that area. side sit up's are also good. I do lots of squats and lunges with situps. I still have a little more to go on my waist. Also you could use a waist clinches at night ( I sleep in one)and it helps with slimming your waist. I know they have a section on waist triming here on stripper web. I wish you the best! You are not to far from my measurement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy
    I have a 38 inch hips! I have a 23 inch waist!

    Im sorry but I cant imagine that! Wow. I have a 27" waist and 37" hips and I have a HUGE variance from waist to hips. Major curves..... That just sounds... I dunno.... insanely out of perportion.
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    Default Re: Black Afro girls. ARSE! (Short rant.)

    I TOTTALLY feel you on the afro booty thing i like to call mine a tank or donky booty and my mes are 40-36-46 and what i usually do is buy a bigger size like i wear an american 12 but i buy a 14 snug but it has a minimal pocket in the back but i just buy cute belts and that works for me but most of the time like you said i just buy things that has stretch material what are you goona do you have a big ass

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