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    I'm looking for the short intros/montages/bumpers/beds that have all the "the greatest club on earth", "welcome to the show", "here come the girls" compilations in them, blah blah.....


    In all my years I've never worked at a club that needed them. I've been meaning to collect them just to round out my library but never got around to it.


    Thanks a ton in advance, if I can hook you up with anything you're looking for I will gladly trade.

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    Eh, I don't use them really. BUT, I do know if you do a search for "dj tools" on Limewire there's a lot of bumpers and sfx and the like. The only specifically SC-related ones I found were IMHO freakishly cheesy, so tread carefully. Also check out the "Jock Jams" cd's for different stuff like Dick Vitale and Michael Buffer quotes. Those are probably on Limewire too. Hope that helps.
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    One thing that works really well is to use lines from movies, if your club has a DVD player, and you know the excat moment the character says what you want...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Well, along those same lines....Limewire again. Search "Movie Quotes" or even by the specific film title. There's TONS of them. Same with Simpsons, Family Guy, etc.
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    Now that's something I hadn't thought of, great idea!

    And I gave away my copy of M. Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail", there were a ton of great lines in that one--especially "A Spanking! A Spanking!"
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    Djoser, there's a festive cornucopia of Python lines available on Limewire. Phillydj and I have most of them. In fact, his cellphone message is the French Taunter. I just bought him a shirt that has John Cleese with "I fart in your general direction" on it.
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    I blew away a bunch of rude Texas frat boys with that French knight routine one night in Austin, a night I remember fondly.

    It's hard to decide what my favorite routine is, it seems to change, most of the time it has been the French knight, but there is so much comedic genius in that movie you can find whatever suits your mood with ease...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Well, along those same lines....Limewire again. Search "Movie Quotes" or even by the specific film title. There's TONS of them. Same with Simpsons, Family Guy, etc.
    That's where I got my SNL quote with Will Ferrel and Christopher Walken, "Gotta have more cowbell!!!"

    You can find some awesome sound bites.

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    Yup. Will doing "I FEEL LIKE I'M ON CRAAAAZY PILLS!" from "Zoolander" is on there, too. I also got a bunch of Star Wars quotes...because, well...I'm a dork.
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    Thank you sirs!

    Wish I asked the dude working at Goldrush a couple years back when I heard him play the best intro for a review/special event that I've heard. I have a couple that I've used for our radio show a little, nothing I can find is nearly as cool as that one and couple others I've heard.

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    Hey Djoser,

    Download off of Limewire movie quotes from "Full Metal Jacket", theres some great lines
    about "the onlt things that come out of Texas are steers and queers and you don't look like a cow" I used them one night for maybe the same jackbags, wish I'd thought to follow it up with Revolting Cocks - Beers Steers and Queers. Oh well, maybe next time!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    I blew away a bunch of rude Texas frat boys with that French knight routine one night in Austin, a night I remember fondly.

    It's hard to decide what my favorite routine is, it seems to change, most of the time it has been the French knight, but there is so much comedic genius in that movie you can find whatever suits your mood with ease...
    The French Taunter... always a classic.

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