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    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn LOTTERY!"

    The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

    "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out!"
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

    "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: Take a Long Vacation

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

    "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

    So he tied her up and went golfing.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Ok that last one made me laugh so hard. That is straight up what my dad would do.

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