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    Here ya go.

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    I'd toss a twoonie for that. Heehee.

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    Nice!

    Gotta give him points for being creative, though!

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    Best one I ever saw: "Why lie? I need a beer."
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    I bet this guy totally gets better money than the other panhandlers just for being amusing.

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    Yea!!! Creativity costs nothing

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    "Ninjas Killed My Parents- Need Money for Kung Fu Lessons"

    I wish i would have saved the picture of that. Not that i know how to upload it on here though, anyways haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina
    "Ninjas Killed My Parents- Need Money for Kung Fu Lessons"

    I wish i would have saved the picture of that. Not that i know how to upload it on here though, anyways haha.
    here ya go


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    I saw the "why lie, I need a beer" before and gave the guy $10 for being honest.

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    The "why lie I need a beer" sign is to the point of bum trendy. I've seen it all over the country. The first time I saw it several years ago I thought it was a good one though.
    The Brad & Angelina one....that is pretty clever, not bad I'll give the creator that.

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    Cute, shapely girl clothed nominally in her twenties with a sign saying: "I need money for a bus ride home."

    Yeah, she needed a ride all right and plenty of guys paid her for one. I saw her there for over a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Best one I ever saw: "Why lie? I need a beer."

    We have one of those guys that frequents (if not lives) near all the bars in B-more... He's been around for years... Gotta love 'em... I still wont give him any of my hard earned money...
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    Not the funniest ever... That award goes to the chick with only one leg with the sign saying "I'm on my last leg."


    That was a classic Austin moment.


    but the brangelina sign is still funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Best one I ever saw: "Why lie? I need a beer."
    Similarly, I saw "Need money for marijuana research". This was up in Toronto.

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    "Similarly, I saw "Need money for marijuana research". This was up in Toronto."


    hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23
    here ya go



    Best one ever. This one is my second fave:


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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    How about "NEED MONEY TO PAY OFF MY BAIL LOAN"

    or

    "NEED CASH FOR MY SCZIZZOFREMA PILLS"
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    I found another funny one..

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    The strangest thing I seen was a guy on the corner bumming for change while talking on his cell phone.
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    Default Re: Funniest Bum's Sign Ever

    i used to live in downtown memphis. bums everywhere. after living there for awhile they reconised me and didnt ask any longer.
    however the one that said he needed money for a beer i gave him the money with a smile

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