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    Default Melissa Midwest Gets Busted Again

    You might remember leebay88 mentioning this gal. She's

    http://melissamidwest.com/

    Poor gal has been busted twice this month by the Lincoln, NE police department while hosting a wet T-shirt contest at a local bar (not a strip club). Podunk red state LE has nothing better to do but harass her and smash up lewd snowmen.

    http://www.journalstar.com/articles/...0477479879.txt
    http://www.ketv.com/news/8360771/detail.html
    http://www.ketv.com/news/7860604/detail.html (includes video)

    I liked how in the video in the third link, she demonstrates the application of liquid latex on the reporter's hand.
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    Why didn't LPD simply write the snowmen a ticket?

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    Ooooh, me likey Melissa, she is oh so nice...

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    very fresh-looking. now, all she needs are braces and a cheerleading outfit to go with those pigtails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    very fresh-looking. now, all she needs are braces and a cheerleading outfit to go with those pigtails.
    You obviously didn't scan that site as well as I did otherwise you would have seen this pic. Okay, she missing the braces but I'd let that slide.


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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    I liked how in the video in the third link, she demonstrates the application of liquid latex on the reporter's hand.
    But that didn't meet the city prosecutor's test of hiding "shape and contour." She's good at making it all seem silly, but she needs to ratchet up her website, at least to POV handjobs. Seriously, she's a POV natural.
    Last edited by SportsWriter2; 04-01-2006 at 08:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    But that didn't meet the city prosecutor's test of hiding "shape and contour."
    Perhaps, but something's a bit wrong when we have a dozen law enforcement officers spending more time in a bar word splitting over a woman's aerolae coverage than out on the streets busting speeders or methheads. hem.

    Seeing as I am on stone age dial-up, I didn't have a chance to download the police harassment video. I wonder if she'll actually sue.

    She's good at making it all seem silly, but she needs to ratchet up her website, at least to POV handjobs. Seriously, she's a POV natural.
    For some reason, I liked this POV.

    For a time, she was offering live private dance sessions at like $475/hr plus tips but I see that info has apparently disapeared from the website. I wonder if that was for legal reasons, safety concerns, or because men in Nebraska know they can get a decent escort there for a hell of a lot less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Perhaps, but something's a bit wrong when we have a dozen law enforcement officers spending more time in a bar word splitting over a woman's aerolae coverage than out on the streets busting speeders or methheads. hem.
    well, i'm sure it's better than spending their lesuire time at dunkin donuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    For a time, she was offering live private dance sessions at like $475/hr plus tips but I see that info has apparently disapeared from the website. I wonder if that was for legal reasons, safety concerns, or because men in Nebraska know they can get a decent escort there for a hell of a lot less.
    probably for the former two reasons. i'm sure her fanboys would be willing to pay that price. ahhh...the power of marketing.
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    Default Re: Melissa Midwest Gets Busted Again

    doc's links didn't work for me:
    http://www.melissamidwest.com/policevideo.html

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    Default Re: Melissa Midwest Gets Busted Again

    ohh yeah me likey her. www.pocketgirlmobile.com

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    Default Re: Melissa Midwest Gets Busted Again

    She's attractive with some attractive friends.
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    She looks kind of "meh" to me. I've seen better. Minus points for shaving everything off.
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    Wow Seppe, I officially deem you the pickiest junkie! We ought to have an awards.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Wow Seppe, I officially deem you the pickiest junkie! We ought to have an awards.....
    He's like the grizzled veterans Diablo Cody described in her interview with Letterman. They wouldn't be happy if an army of Jessica Alba clones marched in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeppeSai
    She looks kind of "meh" to me. I've seen better.
    I have to agree with you. If you want a solo girl, go for someone cuter (Andi Pink) or sluttier (Melissa Doll).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Wow Seppe, I officially deem you the pickiest junkie! We ought to have an awards.....
    What can I say, Kat? I like women, not "girls" or "chicks".

    Of course, Jessica Alba is an exception to my "rule", but most of the dancers who I have connected with over the years have been women.

    They wouldn't be happy if an army of Jessica Alba clones marched in.
    If they looked like this:



    I'd certainly be happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    I have to agree with you. If you want a solo girl, go for someone cuter (Andi Pink) or sluttier (Melissa Doll).
    Nice choices, add:

    Brooke Skye (who did a MMFF shoot I need to find).
    Cory Heart did some MF under the name Courtney Simpson.
    Cherry Potter, I'm a sucker for that look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    Nice choices, add:

    Brooke Skye (who did a MMFF shoot I need to find).
    Cory Heart did some MF under the name Courtney Simpson.
    Cherry Potter, I'm a sucker for that look.
    PM me if you find the Brooke Skye hardcore.
    Cory Heart is her solo sports girl name; Courtney Simpson is her hardcore slut name. She's starred in titles like Black Attack Gangbang #20.
    Cherry Potter, I'm a sucker for that look. Call me box lunch.

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