Girls you have any horror stories from any of the clubs you have worked @ over the years of bad crappy managers costumers.
Girls you have any horror stories from any of the clubs you have worked @ over the years of bad crappy managers costumers.
i really hate those ther asshole costumers.
they always push the poncho and NO ONE likes a poncho.
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HA! Do I have horror stories...
I could write a book--and quite possibly will, lol.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Well there was that night a bunch of flesh-eating zombies came in. That was pretty scary.![]()
At the club on my way home I found my Nicole Miller shirt with cigarette holes in it.. That's a horror story in itself.
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
My manager at a club I worked at once turned out to be a Vampireand yes all the zombie customers...
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Tel me more. Tell me more! Did they get very far?Originally Posted by calliope7
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
You could easily read through the ranting threads and find plenty of stories to suit your needs.![]()





You should have done like they did on South Park...pour Worcestershire sauce on them!Originally Posted by calliope7
^^^ Lee and Perrins, all the way...........
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
...this one time, at band camp...
Mardi Gras, early 90's. The club had just turned into a stripclub and was lucky to get 12 girls a night, management was even worse than it is now.... A girl on mainstage was so fucked up that she shit all over herself, and kept dancing. Yes look at that again you didn't misread it. Customers at mainstage got a bouncer (Mike Slater he still works there) to do something and when he tried to get her off the stage she argued with him that it was her set and to leave her the fuck alone.
Gold Club, mid 90's. The place was on top of the world about that time, packed house tons of rockstars and athletes. Girl on mainstage was all alone doing some minor gymnastics and her tampon popped out onto the stage. Babs (the housemom) was in the dressing room near the "secret" door to mainstage which was STRICTLY off limits when she heard frantic knocking. Worried that it was an emergency she opened the door to find the girl "Hacky-Sacking" her tampon across the stage through the door...
Gold Club, mid 90's. Very hot girl dancing on a table nude for 6 guys in suits. Accidentally drops a peanut-size turdlette (sorry for the visual) onto the table to the astonishment of all the gentlemen watching her. She FREAKED, jumped off the table nude and ran to the dressing room crying her eyes out. Housemom Babs is comforting her (Babs is incredible, she's a Cardiac Emergency nurse by day) when the girl starts to mutter between her sobs, "I *sob* *snot bubble* *sob* just thought *sob* *snot bubble* *sob* that I had *sob* *snot bubble* *sob* to fart". To this day Babs and I nearly cry laughing everytime we talk about that one.
Cheetah, early 90's. More popular than the Gold Club at the time. One of the top girls at the club is dancing nude up on a table for a group of guys when one of them says to her in a very rude and condescending tone, "Haha your tampon string is showing!!" to the great delight of all his friends. Without missing a beat or even blinking an eye she tucked it in and cooly told him not to worry that her crabs were just bunjee jumping and continued to dance the rest of the song. If you know how incredibly "prudish" the industry was in Atlanta during that time you will think that's even funnier.
Was this topic for girls only?
-E
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Reading the above post i cant decide wether to laugh or cry.
^^^ Im doing both lmao!!!
oh goodnessOriginally Posted by Silverback
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well.. its not my story but I saw it happen...
I'll name her x
so x is on her periods and its her stage very soon... she goes on stage and starts dancing, there I am sitting with a regular of mine.. the club was so full people... everyone watching her.. she's now taking her thong off, she starts crawling doggie to the end of the stage.. and............ her tampon was full... blood skirts out of her with so much pressure that 2 guys got hit... X looked back saw all that blood.. behind her.. got up .. to run to the stairs to get off the stage but before she got there she slipped and fell.. ... and now her beautiful blond hair was bloody.. too..
every single guy in the club had the most disgusted expression on there faces...
she left the club as soon as she had half her clothes on.. I changed clubs.. and many other girls too.. I think the guys gave a bad name to the club.. anyway..
that's it..
i never saw her after...
wow that sounds like an awful lot of blood.![]()




ew..
Funny/scary sort of story - My best friend ( at the time ) Jessie is bopping around on a stage that was well to small for all of that. She started to do these gymnastic leaps, end over end sort of tumbling - her heel catches on the rail on the last one and over the stage she goes. It's such slow motion right now.. but the bitch lands right in this mans lap - facing him, astraddle with this look that was priceless. Man tips her a c'note as he goes on and on how "thats a darn good trick."
In Florida I'm sitting at stage side with a very nice man and the style of the day is what I called hair by bobby. Fake pony tails bobby pinned in, well this one very cute little girl is preforming. Yay! We are tipping her and having a lovely time - unoh., one last head sling and there goes the hair. Where does it go? Riiight into the gentleman's lap I'm sitting with. he FREAKS out, starts stomping it, screaming for someone to kill it and all I can do is stare slack jawed. The cute girl returns, ta-da, snatches up her hair and sniffs in an indignant fashion after muttering something about killing her hair.
I of course wandered off giggling to get a drink..
California, I'm working,, la la la.. nice, nice man wants several sofa dances from me. Okay, I'm doing my thing and I look over. Chick next to me had her guys pants undone and they were well screwing. Lovely, needless to day I left and did not go back to work at that club -
Once again at the club Jessie and I use to work at there was this one dumb woman, we kept telling her not to bend over these tall candles set on the tables. She had so much crap in her hair she was a fire hazard. What did she do? She caught on fire and then started crying when everyone was beating her in the head.
Originally Posted by nonamebrand
that poor girl. The thing is coulnt she feel that her tampon needed changing? I always change mine well before it gets to that point.




Originally Posted by calliope7
In a situation like this all you can really do is get to The Winchester.Originally Posted by Silverback
I'd like to remind everyone this is almost dead and needs your help: NATO
one time a freind of mine wanted to start dancing so she entered,, the amature contest on a slow monday night to see if she liked it and how good the money was........she drank a bitt to much before going on stage, she was dancing like a nut job i gues casue of her nerves and the liqour in her,, she did sort of like a fast spilt and she was weaing a pair of 6in. slip-on platfroms that were mine and were actully bigg on her, ( LOL) well the left shoe flew of her foot and hit a customer right in the mouth, with the heel,,it actully chiped 1 of his front theeth, ( LOL) that was like out a funny movie, at 1st,,,,,,,i thought it was funny,,,,,,but then i felt bad for her and the customer, ( lol)
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