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    Ok please don't get me wrong I love cats and would have another one in a heart beat if Blade wasn't allergic but holy crap if we do not have the horniest bunch of strays around here!!!!

    Blade went to bed 3 hours ago and I have been up listening to them drive my dog nuts for atleast the last hour and a half. I swear everytime I go outside to chase them away they taunt me too. They (4 of them last time I went out) are all sitting howling at each other... I go out and they run about 20 feet and turn around.... as soon as I turn to go back in the house they damn things start walking right back over to where they were URGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    I wish they would just get to the humping get it over with and shut the hell up I am getting very tired and would like to go to sleep at some point tonight


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    Are they de-sexed ? That usually 'calms' them down. It won't eliminate it as we have one male and one female cat in my household.. both de-sexed... however the male one (more than the female one) when it is 'that time' be a little more noisier as well as harass my cat (the female) a little more than normal.

    It's actually quite amusing

    PS We also keep both of them inside of a night. Not only due to it being illegal in Gold Coast to have cats outside of a night but it causes less trouble in re: breeding season here. The trouble comes from other cats coming up to our unit's door and our cats (both of them) causing a ruckass on our side of the door.


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    I am assuming they are not de-sexed..... they are all strays from what I can tell.


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    You think that's bad, wait until they start going at it, lol...

    Cats must really enjoy f*cking, they sound like they are killing each other sometimes.

    I never knew much about cats, being a dog person until I adopted my first kitty after saving the little thing stuck in a tree--the first time I heard them going at it I was mystified at what could possibly be making those noises!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanna
    I wish they would just get to the humping get it over with and shut the hell up I am getting very tired and would like to go to sleep at some point tonight
    ...isn't this the general feeling many males have about sex?
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    Have you tried catching them? I realize you cannot/do not want to keep them but if you can catch them and take them to the local pound/SPCA they will have them fixed and put them up for adoption.
    That would not only get them out of your neighborhood but help decrease the over-population and hopefully find them homes.

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    Call Animal Control. They'll pick them up, make sure they're healthy, get them fixed and put them up for adoption.

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    My house cats wreck only the stuff I like in my house. The leave the crap alone; it's uncanny.

    Cats owners know this: If your pet weighed 75lbs more, she'd eat you. Dog lovers can't say that. (Yeah, I've owned dogs, too.)

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    I second what VG said. Animal Control will take care of them, and if they're adoptable, they'll be spayed/neutered and adopted out. I hope there are at least a few that aren't too feral. We have a lot of strays around my neighborhood, and they're so insane and vicious.

    My ex Mother In Law had a cat that WAS fixed, and would still go through the cycles. She'd sit outside his closed door and whine and cry so loud! One was bad enough to deal with. I'd probably go nuts if I had to deal with what you do. Eep.

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    As for the cats making so much noise when they are actual doing the deed... the deed in an of itself isn't the painful part... its when the male is 'done' the deed the female cats make the most noise. Why? The male feline/cat penis has BARBS on it! I'm not kidding. Look it up if you don't believe me.

    This is one reason why if I am re-incarnated (if such a thing exists) I want to be a de-sexed cat. Sex can be painful enough as a human!!! LOL!!

    Whole male cats have barbed penises (much like a fishhook), and upon withdrawal, the female cat will often scream (whether from ecstasy or pain is questionable). It is also believed that the barbed penis stimulates ovulation. In fact, breeders sometimes use "Teaser Toms" to stimulate ovulation and end the estrus cycle in queens which are not yet ready for breeding. Teaser Toms are neutered by vasectomy, leaving the barbs on the penis to stimulate ovulation.

    http://cats.about.com/cs/pregnancybi...ating_game.htm
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    ^^^^AAH... that's awful.

    Ok, so I actually don't like cats right. Plus I'm allergic to the damn things. Still, I got a kitten a few weeks ago. When I had the kitten at my apartment, suddenly a group of six strays started following me. I walked outside one morning, and they were all sitting in my front yard staring at me, like the were waiting for me or something. When I'd get home at night, they'd be sitting outside on a tree waiting and watching... big, ugly, mean looking strays.

    Eventually, my landlord found out about the cat and I had to send him away (he now has a good home at my bf's parents house and will be coming back with me when my bf and I get an apartment together that also allows pets). Suddenly, the strays stopped coming around. I think they wanted to get ahold of my kitten and corrupt him. I was so afraid that the things would scratch their way through the window screen in my bedroom and kidnap my kitty, or they'd be partying in my room when I come home.

    Darn cats...

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    Aww the horny cats are keepin my baby awake
    If she let me get a rifle I'd take care of it
    and I'm not as allergic to cats as I just DESPISE the useless fucking things

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    Need to borrow my gun?

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    yeah baby! bring it on over!

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    Blade exercises his own form of animal control!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Call Animal Control. They'll pick them up, make sure they're healthy, get them fixed and put them up for adoption.
    Or kill them...

    Humanely, of course. Most big or medium-sized city Animal Control organizations kill lots of dogs and cats, since no way are they going to find homes for all of them, especially the feral ones.

    I almost got a job at a 'shelter' when I got out of college, but no way could I kill dogs and cats. They had guys who did it all day long--and this was Austin, Texas, a pretty liberal town.

    Not to bring the subject to a pessimistic mood, but since we're talking about killing them, anyway, lol...
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    Djoser, how do they kill them? Gas? I'd at least give them a court hearing and then a choice of firing squad or lethal injection.

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    One thing I could never understand is the stupid, ignorant, and cruel attitude some people have towards cats. The only people I've ever known to hate cats were people that never owned one. I love all animals, and just don't get the attitude of some folks that have such hatred of a defenseless animal. The one thing we need less of in this world is cruelty to animals, and the attitude that breeds that.
    Europe was notorious for its cruelty and anhialation of cats during the dark ages. In a beautiful act of karma, the rat population became out of control, resulting in the plague that killed thousands. Cats useless? I hardly think so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    One thing I could never understand is the stupid, ignorant, and cruel attitude some people have towards cats. The only people I've ever known to hate cats were people that never owned one
    This goes for dogs too.I also can't stand people that don't like dogs for this same reason.I hate people that hate animals.
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    Though I've always had both dogs and cats, I favor cats.

    Paintbaby, well said.

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    Djoser, how do they kill them? Gas? I'd at least give them a court hearing and then a choice of firing squad or lethal injection.
    They usually give them a shot to stop their heart and lungs. I've had to have a dog put down and this is what they did...when I was working at a shelter (it was mainly no-kill, but there were sometimes animals that they couldn't save) they did this as well.

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    Deanna, you can get some urine eating enzyme from the pet store. Spread it over the area they've 'marked' near your home and that will make it waaay less attractive. I did it to a stray who's owner used to live in my building. It kept coming back peeing and whining and scratching. So I destroyed it's territory and it conceded to MY cats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintbaby
    One thing I could never understand is the stupid, ignorant, and cruel attitude some people have towards cats. The only people I've ever known to hate cats were people that never owned one. I love all animals, and just don't get the attitude of some folks that have such hatred of a defenseless animal. The one thing we need less of in this world is cruelty to animals, and the attitude that breeds that.
    Europe was notorious for its cruelty and anhialation of cats during the dark ages. In a beautiful act of karma, the rat population became out of control, resulting in the plague that killed thousands. Cats useless? I hardly think so.
    Since this post seems to be aimed in my direction....
    My family and I have owned cats throughout my lifetime, I can't stand them. I don't see a use for them in a household pet way, and will never again own one( half the reason is I'm allergic to 'em the other half is cuz I can't stand em). I was jesting about the rifle bit(as much as I DESPISE cats I wouldn't be cruel enough to harm one, I'm an asshole but not without compassion for animals) and anyone who has ever read my posts knows I'm a smartass and not to be taken so seriously.
    If my calling cats useless offends ya, sorry but that's my opinion and I'm stickin to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor
    Djoser, how do they kill them? Gas? I'd at least give them a court hearing and then a choice of firing squad or lethal injection.
    I would toss a few hand grenades. Even if they dont kill the cats, they make gnarly cool kabooms.

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    Greggy-- the strays weren't trying to corrupt your cat, they were trying to EAT your cat.

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