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    So I woke up this morning earlier then I wanted to and in my half sleep state I totally bash my toes against my bathroom door. Then, for the next 10 minutes I shuffle around my kitchen and bathroom before I realize I am bleeding profusely through my sock and tracking blood all over.

    After I cleaned it up and got the band aids and what not, I go a few minutes later and bash my toes again on the very same spot on the very same door I bashed them on before.

    The first time, a little sympathy probably wouldnt have been out of the realm of possibilities. The second time, I deserved to get laughed at and be called a dumbass. LOL


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    LOL awww PJ.. I've hit the same thing twice before.. It's no fun and definitely not pleasant..



    Hope it feels better soon..
    (I won't call you a Dumbass, I promise!)

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    I won't call you a dumbass either, mainly cuz my karma can't handle it, but that was the most entertaining thing I've read today Hope you feel better!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Stubbing your toe is the worst thing ever. I always manage to get JUST my pinky toe, on a doorframe or the edge of the dresser or something. Then I hop around the room and whine like a little girl for a few minutes. Hope you didnt break anything!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Good point, Chris. I broke my little toe by stubbing it on a coffee table years back. You never realize how vital that pinky toe is until you can't step on it for months.


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    Hahahahahahahaha! Dumbass!

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    Who DIDN'T see that coming from Blade?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    Hahahahahahahaha! Dumbass!
    LOL

    I was making scrambled eggs when I looked down and saw the blood. Scrambled eggs and blood dont mix, Ive found.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    LOL

    I was making scrambled eggs when I looked down and saw the blood. Scrambled eggs and blood dont mix, Ive found.
    It's far better than fertilized eggs and blood lemme tell you!

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    You all are such boys,EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    You all are such boys,EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
    Im considering putting my bloody sock on Ebay, but if you want it first, OTB, I can give you a nice deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Im considering putting my bloody sock on Ebay, but if you want it first, OTB, I can give you a nice deal.
    I'll take a rain check,LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Can I assume the bleeding was from around your toenails? That happened to me once when i stubbed my toe, and the nail got ingrown after that. Hurt like a mofo, too. Just something to watch out for.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Can I assume the bleeding was from around your toenails? That happened to me once when i stubbed my toe, and the nail got ingrown after that. Hurt like a mofo, too. Just something to watch out for.
    No, I ripped the skin off the side of one of my toes.

    That might be a little TMI for everyone , but he asked.

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    It's only because we've met and discussed polemic academics that I can laugh my ass off at this post, PJ.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    It's only because we've met and discussed polemic academics that I can laugh my ass off at this post, PJ.



    <S> PJ
    Bro...It's PJ, you don't need any other reason to laugh, haha

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    Sorry you hurt yourself. Feel better!

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    2 pages over a boo boo toe? only PJ I swear!

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    Well.. It is a sexy toe, and should be discussed!

    Heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    Hahahahahahahaha! Dumbass!
    Yeah, Dumbass!
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    Eh, don't feel bad, my normally fast reflexes desert me entirely in the morning--or I should say when I wake up, which is rarely in the AM. For about the first hour I cannot be trusted with anything fragile, or proper care of my own body.

    I drop things, spill things, trip over stuff, and occasionally stub my toe, too--especially the left toes since that foot doesn't work quite as well if I'm tired, due to an old motorcycle injury.
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    I'd feel sorry for you, but can't for two reasons:

    1.) I had a friend who was wearing sandals and was walking out of a public restroom at the exact same time that someone was walking in and the shoved the door open...right over her foot and ripped the entire toe nail off in one sweep. After that, every other toe owie seemed trivial.

    2.) You're a smurf lover. Full stop, end of story.

    But, I am sorry that you got hurt. Nothing a few shots and a smurf band aid won't fix, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    2.) You're a smurf lover. Full stop, end of story.
    Ahahahaha! She got ya there, PJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Ahahahaha! She got ya there, PJ.
    You know Rhi, its a well documented fact that snork lovers are devoid of any human compassion, and are incapable of extending feelings of sympathy for anyone.

    I expected nothing less from VG and her snork-loving ilk

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