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    So I'm taking Dea to work and we pass a house for sale - 2 bedrooms, 2 bath house in need of MAJOR work, and I mean MAJOR work.
    Anywho I call the real estate agent to get a price on this handyman's special, figuring I'd get a backer and a couple of buds to work on it so we could sell it for a fast buck:
    He just called me back and the asking price is $499,000 AS IS! I almost shit myself!
    This house needs at least 60k worth of work before it's even liveable fer chrissake
    FUCK ME I'm in the wrong line of work

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    You should have came down to New Orleans and made a killing repairing homes.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    I almost did, but the thought of leaving the kids for a long period of time stopped me

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    Granted I've never been to AZ, but that seems so high for the area. Is it beachfront? haha

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    It was crazy.Back in October-November,these guys were making as much as $3K a day.You could have made $350 a day just for having a pick-up truck and just driving around.It was crazy.
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    My hairdresser told me about someone she knew in N.O. who stopped his regular job (wasn't making anything post-Katrina), bought a truck, and made a killing delivering people their refrigerators!

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    There were only three clubs open at the time with only 5-15 girls a night and it was better than Superbowl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veteranprincess
    Is it beachfront? haha
    Give it 100 years or so and it maybe,LOL!!!
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    Got some, ocean front property in Arizona....

    Ok, but all kidding aside, the real estate market is a great one to be in, at least for now! I know, when I did title/escrow I cut the checks to the lucky little bastard real estate agents.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07
    Got some, ocean front property in Arizona....

    Ok, but all kidding aside, the real estate market is a great one to be in, at least for now! I know, when I did title/escrow I cut the checks to the lucky little bastard real estate agents.
    About 75% of real estate here is going for below 50% of their original value.There are so many investors down here snatching up all the property.
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    Damn you're talking about real estate. I read the title and got excited. Oh well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyssa Lynn
    Damn you're talking about real estate. I read the title and got excited. Oh well...
    HAHA! Maybe you want them chocolate chip coolies now?
    Last edited by Blade; 03-31-2006 at 01:44 PM. Reason: was gonna fix typo

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    Wow I fucked that up
    I meant to say chocolate chip cookies, that's a typo that deserves to be seen lmao

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