another thread asked what customers would like to see in a sc. frankly, the things i look for in a good sc can't be created or replicated so easily. a sc either has what i'm looking for or it doesn't. so, when i walk into a sc. here are some of the things that i look for in a good sc.
club design: does your club have private booths? how about private or public areas with blind spots? is the lighting so dim that you can barely see the person in front of you? if so, you might be in luck. strippers are willing to increase their mileage if there aren't other gamekillers (ie: other customers and strippers) in their view.
baked strippers: some strippers need a little artificial courage in order to function at work. for example, alcohol isn't called the "do it fluid" for nothing. well, alcohol lowers inhibitions and lowered inhibitions may mean more mileage. however, be careful when sizing up this kind of stripper. some strippers don't know when to lay off and who wants a LD from a totally baked stripper?
corrupt sc staff: a greased palm can go a long way to insure that you and the object of your lust remain undisturbed for the next two or three minutes. which is more than enough time for her to get really nasty....LOL. seriously, it's the next closest thing to invisibility.
dancer work history: if a stripper mentions that she previously worked at other well-known high milege clubs. the odds are that she's no stranger to heavy grinding. also, if she says something along the lines of "these girls don't do anything for their customers" (an actual stripper quote). the odds are that she's no stranger to getting nasty.
customer's clothing: look at how the other customers are dressed. do you see a lot of loose clothing that would provide easy access to willy? for example, do you see a 150 lb man wearing XXXL soccer shorts? how about PJ bottoms or pants that look about as durable as tissue paper on a windy day? if so, the clothes and the probable lack of underwear ain't for the stripper's benefit.
working the angles: strippers know how to work the angles in a sc to give more mileage. as a customer, you should be aware of them as well. are the strippers using the mirrors to keep a look-out? is the stripper using her body or clothing to camouflage what she's really doing?
for instance, when you see a stripper in the RCG position. does she look like an one-armed amputee? if so, she might practicing for NASCAR.
busy dancers: she could be giving lame dancers to her regulars. then again, if you see a stream of PLs heading directly to the can or out the door after getting a large number of LD (ie: the walk of shame). at the very least, she might be good cock grinder.
stage mileage: although, some guys swear by this, but i don't. a stripper who's acting slutty on stage could very well turn all virginal during a LD.



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now, that's funny! best post of the year.

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