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    I'm at school online just chillin' with you guys. There is this guy sitting next to me, using the next computer. He keeps passing gas. Not the loud kind..but the silent but deadly...

    Help!!!







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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    Hold Your Breath And Run!!!





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    Ewwwwww Cin.. Say something to the nasty ass!


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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    He thinks no one notices since it is silent.

    "Oh man. I gotta get some fresh air!!" Then quickly leave.

    If he can't fix it himself, he needs to see a doctor. One word "diet".
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    Better than when I was in the internet cafe in Aus. The guy next to me was looking up male escorts... and i was on stripperweb! XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer

    "Oh man. I gotta get some fresh air!!" Then quickly leave.
    Oh gosh, I can't say that, it's storming outside

    Rhi, I cant say that to him, I'm to nice and shy. I can be a real biotch on SW, but it's all a front lol..







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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    "Is that a mating call, soldier, 'cause it stinks!" XD

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    LOL Cin.. Come on girl, we know you have it in ya! You could say something like "Excuse me.. I'd rather not smell your breakfast."

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    Ewww! Seriously...do what Rhi said!

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    I'm at school online just chillin' with you guys. There is this guy sitting next to me, using the next computer. He keeps passing gas. Not the loud kind..but the silent but deadly...

    Help!!!
    I have a gasy lap dog...I'm used to that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    LOL Cin.. Come on girl, we know you have it in ya! You could say something like "Excuse me.. I'd rather not smell your breakfast."
    ha...better...."did you eat cabbage for breakfast?.... (um, no, why are you asking?)....oh, no reason."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    ha...better...."did you eat cabbage for breakfast?.... (um, no, why are you asking?)....oh, no reason."
    Haha! I like that one, too!

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    hahaha lol this is a funny thread. I would make coughing sounds in his direction to give him the hint.

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    Dude, I coudln't take the shit. I packed up and just left.

    What is with some people? Why can't people excuse themselves and leave the room? I guess you could call me strange, but I will not pass gas in public areas. Hell, I won't even take a crap in public. I save that for home use only.







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    "Uh, does someone need a bathroom pass???" heh

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    Actually, you just need to look over at him with those "killer eyes" and just say in a low, but mean tone, "Do you mind?"

    He'll know exactly what you are talking about and he'll do one of two things...he'll either haul ass or he'll stop. Next time bring a little container of room freshner...when you see him again just spray around him. Those breath sprays work just as well.

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    how disgusting and vulgar. he should have exscused himself to eliviate his discomfort instead of making you almost pass out....

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    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    I'd say something like damn dude, yer ass smells worse than mine! You're the new incredible rotting man, half dead from the inside out!

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    I am shy about these things too.
    But I would definitely pull the "Exaggerated cough and stare" card....

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    oh my god...I cant help but laugh but, yeah that is gross. The nerve of that guy..ickkk

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    this is the funniest post ever on stripper web lol llol

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    Actually, you just need to look over at him with those "killer eyes" and just say in a low, but mean tone, "Do you mind?"
    Funny thing is, since he was looking up male escorts, he could think THAT's what she meant. LOL

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    Default Re: Yuck, he's so gasy

    I have a gasy lap dog...I'm used to that
    me too. However, I'm a lot more willing to put up with a cute little dog that doesn't know any better farting than some person I don't know in a public place ripping SBD's. My dad is the king of farts and he doesn't even do that. He'll go walking or something at work if he's gotta fart...hahah

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