I'm at school online just chillin' with you guys. There is this guy sitting next to me, using the next computer. He keeps passing gas. Not the loud kind..but the silent but deadly...
Help!!!





I'm at school online just chillin' with you guys. There is this guy sitting next to me, using the next computer. He keeps passing gas. Not the loud kind..but the silent but deadly...
Help!!!
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"





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Ewwwwww Cin.. Say something to the nasty ass!
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He thinks no one notices since it is silent.
"Oh man. I gotta get some fresh air!!" Then quickly leave.
If he can't fix it himself, he needs to see a doctor. One word "diet".
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.





Better than when I was in the internet cafe in Aus. The guy next to me was looking up male escorts... and i was on stripperweb! XD





Oh gosh, I can't say that, it's storming outsideOriginally Posted by threlayer
Rhi, I cant say that to him, I'm to nice and shy. I can be a real biotch on SW, but it's all a front lol..
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"





"Is that a mating call, soldier, 'cause it stinks!" XD
LOL Cin.. Come on girl, we know you have it in ya! You could say something like "Excuse me.. I'd rather not smell your breakfast."





Ewww! Seriously...do what Rhi said!![]()
I have a gasy lap dog...I'm used to thatOriginally Posted by cinammonkisses
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ha...better...."did you eat cabbage for breakfast?.... (um, no, why are you asking?)....oh, no reason."Originally Posted by Rhiannon





Haha! I like that one, too!Originally Posted by Emily
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hahaha lol this is a funny thread. I would make coughing sounds in his direction to give him the hint.





Dude, I coudln't take the shit. I packed up and just left.
What is with some people? Why can't people excuse themselves and leave the room? I guess you could call me strange, but I will not pass gas in public areas. Hell, I won't even take a crap in public. I save that for home use only.
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
Actually, you just need to look over at him with those "killer eyes" and just say in a low, but mean tone, "Do you mind?"
He'll know exactly what you are talking about and he'll do one of two things...he'll either haul ass or he'll stop. Next time bring a little container of room freshner...when you see him again just spray around him. Those breath sprays work just as well.![]()
how disgusting and vulgar. he should have exscused himself to eliviate his discomfort instead of making you almost pass out....





Former SCJ now in rehab.
I'd say something like damn dude, yer ass smells worse than mine! You're the new incredible rotting man, half dead from the inside out!
I am shy about these things too.
But I would definitely pull the "Exaggerated cough and stare" card....
oh my god...I cant help but laugh but, yeah that is gross. The nerve of that guy..ickkk
this is the funniest post ever on stripper web lol llol![]()
me too. However, I'm a lot more willing to put up with a cute little dog that doesn't know any better farting than some person I don't know in a public place ripping SBD's. My dad is the king of farts and he doesn't even do that. He'll go walking or something at work if he's gotta fart...hahahI have a gasy lap dog...I'm used to that
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