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    Default Damned April Fools!

    So I went to T's Lounge in West Palm Beach to see my pal Jada perform. Huzzah. The club staff knew I was "the feature's friend" so they pranked me. With their lil earbuds and mics to talk to each other, they had the head bouncer kick me out for hooking. I freaked. Of course then I get APRIL FOOLS! from them and Jada. Grrrr! HAHAHAHAHHAAA.
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    Default Re: Damned April Fools!

    hahahahahah OMG! lol

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    Default Re: Damned April Fools!

    April Fools SUCKS!

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    I'm sorry but that's hilarious. Did the guy stay totally stonefaced the whole time he was accusing you? My GM at work wanted to put a xeroxed sign on the back door/employee entrance saying something to the effect of "Sorry for such short notice but due to unforseen financial difficulties, we are closed, effective immediately." Then he and i were gonna make some popcorn and sit inside watching everyone come up and read it. I only did one thing myself....I played about 10 seconds of "I'm in luv wit a stripper", then turned another song on, saying "haha april fools...that song still sucks". It's a fun day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    I'm sorry but that's hilarious. Did the guy stay totally stonefaced the whole time he was accusing you?

    He seriously was.


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    LMAO....
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Genius! Now, of course, you have a whole year to plan your revenge. Make it good!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    lol... I would just die! That's hilarious.
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    heh heh
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    For April Fool's Day a few years back, I got hit head on, while driving my motorcycle, by a drunk illegal alien (with a prior record of two hit-and-runs, and many DWIs).

    He was going the wrong way on a one-way, one lane curving ramp over a highway bridge--so because of the curve I didn't see him until suddenly there were two headlights coming right at me--there was no time to think, only time to die--or so I thought in that instant...

    Well, obviously I didn't, but I still limp a bit from that one if I'm tired or drunk, lol.

    I came to lying next to the car, the radiator of which my bike had smashed (it was a fairly big bike, a BMW 900cc). The guy had leaped out of his car and was running away on foot, and after a bit, I got a ride to the hospital in an ambulance.

    They found one of my boots and pieces of my smashed helmet (it was strapped to the side of the bike, I never wore it unless it was really cold or raining) way down on the ground over the edge of the bridge. It's quite lucky for me I landed next to the rail instead of going over, too--and that I had a face left as well as all my limbs. i do have an interesting scar or two from that one.

    The bad news was that the really cool play I was just starting dress rehearsals for had to hire someone else for the role, a great one, and my acting career was nipped in the bud.

    The good news was, the woman I had just had a first date with wound up hitting it off with me and we were together for more than 6 years.

    I stopped riding bikes after that, which probably saved my life--I was way too crazy on the damned things.

    I was superstitious for quite some time after that about April Fool's, lol.
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    LMAO. since i know paige it's funnier to me because i know how indignant she would be.

    that she PAIGE........was being accused of being a hooker.

    fucking priceless

    sorry paige, i will be laughing about this all night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    LMAO. since i know paige it's funnier to me because i know how indignant she would be.

    that she PAIGE........was being accused of being a hooker.

    fucking priceless

    sorry paige, i will be laughing about this all night.

    Yeah, Jada and I are still giggling. She's known me for 8 years now so it was indeed priceless to her. Heheheheheee.
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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