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    Hello Ladies!

    Just wondering if anyone played any pranks on anyone else at work for april fools, or just in general... naughty or nice!

    To start off this post, I'll share something that happened @ my club:

    A few of the girls at work played a pretty mean prank on a very bitchy dancer. The girls took 'Axe'(the mens' deodarant spray), and a crack sealant (found at home depot or lowes, this foam expands and hardens in several hours creating a MESS, and a very big problem!). Well, they stunk up this other dancers' locker, and then with a straw, they pumped an entire can of this stuff into her locker!!! I got a phone call early sunday morning (1am) from a bartender telling me that the bitchy dancer started screaming and crying and swearing. and that she borrowed someone elses' clothes, but was told SPECIFICALLY that she was to clean up the entire mess AND get rid of the smell or she was getting fined AND suspended for a day!!! o NO! I didnt care very much for this co-worker, but I do beleive that the punishment was a bit much!

    Ive always heard about other evil things, like throwing pennies @ other dancers on stage, and tripping others when theyre drunk... let me know ladies!
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    That wasn't a prank, that was cruel. o.O;

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    This girl was telling me that her male friend and his buddies went to this SC, and they put some sort of itching powder on the dollar bills. And some of the strippers itched like hell. I thought that was mean!

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    One of my good friends knocked on my door at like 3am and was like: "I'm so sorry, I have no where else to go..." and I was like "Wait, what?" and she was like "I'm pregnant. I'm so scared, I don't know what to do..." and I was freaking out and then she goes "April Fools."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MzGigi
    Hello Ladies!

    Just wondering if anyone played any pranks on anyone else at work for april fools, or just in general... naughty or nice!

    To start off this post, I'll share something that happened @ my club:

    A few of the girls at work played a pretty mean prank on a very bitchy dancer. The girls took 'Axe'(the mens' deodarant spray), and a crack sealant (found at home depot or lowes, this foam expands and hardens in several hours creating a MESS, and a very big problem!). Well, they stunk up this other dancers' locker, and then with a straw, they pumped an entire can of this stuff into her locker!!! I got a phone call early sunday morning (1am) from a bartender telling me that the bitchy dancer started screaming and crying and swearing. and that she borrowed someone elses' clothes, but was told SPECIFICALLY that she was to clean up the entire mess AND get rid of the smell or she was getting fined AND suspended for a day!!! o NO! I didnt care very much for this co-worker, but I do beleive that the punishment was a bit much!

    Ive always heard about other evil things, like throwing pennies @ other dancers on stage, and tripping others when theyre drunk... let me know ladies!
    That is seriously f*cked up.It's bad Karma to play cruel jokes on someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MzGigi
    A few of the girls at work played a pretty mean prank on a very bitchy dancer. The girls took 'Axe'(the mens' deodarant spray), and a crack sealant (found at home depot or lowes, this foam expands and hardens in several hours creating a MESS, and a very big problem!). Well, they stunk up this other dancers' locker, and then with a straw, they pumped an entire can of this stuff into her locker!!!

    Holy sh.... that's PERFECT. I need to remember that...
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    I know a bartender that made a pasta dish with dog food and fed it to the bouncers.
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    Haven't done this, but for pranks in general..(shamelessly ripped off of FoH).

    "Do they have a door that swings inward? every morning fill a trash can (the huge kind if they have one) up with water and lean it against the door.

    EVERY MORNING."

    and

    "This is simple. Get their names, then get their parents contact information. Then place a call to their parents and pretend to be the police and say their kids are under investigation. You don't need to do anything else."

    or

    "OK do this (it might cost you about 50 bucks, but you don't care atm). Go to your local petstore and buy ALL the tarantulas and scorpions they have. When you have a chance, break into one of their cars and release those fuckers in it. Now, varying degrees of shit might happen; 1.) they get bit and crash the car. 2.) they see one crawling on them and crash the car. or 3.) they see them before they get in it and end up selling the car because they'll never trust that all of them are gone. Either way you win."

    or how about..?

    "put powdered milk in their beds. while theyre sleeping it will get into their pores and over the next week or so it will spoil. they will smell like spoiled milk every time they sweat for weeks.

    it works ive done it!"

    and finally..

    "Replace their Mild Salsa with Extra Hot Salsa"

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    All of that is cruel and evil and remember what goes around comes around. I'm no saint by any means but what I've learned in my short little life is when you make a decision to do something, there are consequences. If you're mature enough to do the act then you better be mature enough to face the consequences. This is just what I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876
    All of that is cruel and evil and remember what goes around comes around. I'm no saint by any means but what I've learned in my short little life is when you make a decision to do something, there are consequences. If you're mature enough to do the act then you better be mature enough to face the consequences. This is just what I think.
    . True enough.

    If it makes you feel better, though, mine were generated by a request for a retaliation, not a first strike.

    Personally, I think replacing mild salsa with extra hot salsa is going way too far, though. Bunch of savages.

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    When I was in 3rd grade, my older sister told gave me dog food and told me it was Cocoa Puffs (my favorite cereal). When I ate it, she busted out laughing and when she told me what it really was, I started crying.

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    My girlfriend had a pregnant friend take a pregnancy test. She waited for her boyfriend to get home and pulled out the test acting super happy and excited. Telling him hes going to be a daddy....

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    It's so much harder to find a friendly prank with a quick comedown (i.e., I'm pregnant HAHA GOTCHA!) than it is to come up with a cruel, crude hazing prank. There's nothing to be proud of in the latter; it has no finesse and no creativity; you might as well just whomp someone over the head.

    Here's a group prank which I think is kinda cool, a friend told me about the idea: he was trying to get back at a conspiracy-nut type for just being generally dickheaded, and suggested getting people all over the world to make phone calls from payphones and each say the same cryptic phrase (which ties into one of the conspiracies.) Not constantly; just once every few days, on a schedule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    That wasn't a prank, that was cruel. o.O;
    Yeah, why not trip her on the stairs and break her neck then she'd be suspended, like, forever.

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    When I was a young girl I had a Hispanic female play mate. One night when I was staying over at her house we got a little friendly in our play...in the middle of our session she gets up to go to the kitchen, when she returned I was directed to lick her nipple...and quickly discovered she had rubbed some sort of hot ass pepper on it! OMG was it awful. She got a big kick out of it.

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    I remember when I was younger, I had a friend who's family owned a tow truck business tow the car of a friend's boyfriend who was cheating on her. He was drunk when he went to the other girl's house, so we towed the car and parked it 5 blocks away. It was his parent's car and he wasn't supposed to be driving it to begin with (they were out of town) and so he was too scared to call the cops...and he was afraid to call his girlfriend because how would he explain being downtown when he lived in the suburbs and didn't have any friends downtown.

    Fucking classic. I enjoyed every minute of it.

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    HAHAHA! these are all GREAT! Its nice to see that we still can be a little mischevious at times... SOME more naughty than others! lolz...
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    Personally, I think that stunts like the one you describeed are just plain mean. That said I will tell you about the funniest one I ever saw....My ex owns an SC and there was a certain cab driver who was foreign and kind of dorky who would come in and try to pal around with the management and dancers. One night he came in and my ex and his co-conspirators told him they were all drinking Mudslides and asked him if he would join them. Unbeknownst to him they added a few of those chocolate Ex-Lax tabs to his drink.When the poor guy finally had to rush to the mens room to um....relieve himself,they threw a cherry bomb under the door of the stall and it made a loud BANG! filling the men's room with smoke and cracking the porcelain of the toilet the guy was using. He came running outwith his pants down yelling " YOU MUDDA FUCKAS !" ....and the whole club was in hysterics.....Isn't that awful ..and super funny at the same time?
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    God these are some good ones!


    My old roomate worked at Taco Bell when he was younger and they did horrible things to the food they served there, suprised that I can still eat there after hearing all his stories. Same goes for another friend who worked at KFC and yes I still love that place too.

    If you have eaten at any fast food restaraunts more than 20 times in your lifetime and don't think that you have eaten every single thing that comes out of the human body then you are seriously mistaken.


    Pranks we do to each others cars: Take an extra-long zip tie (the 18" giant ones) and zip tie it very tightly to someones driveshaft, then take a small piece of duct tape and wrap the end around the driveshaft and tape it down. When they get up to speed and the tape gives they will hear the horrific noise of it whipping the underside of the car at 3500 rpms.

    Funny story. My boy Jay did it to another friend of ours and the kid never said anything about it which is seriously unusual since it's so freakin' loud when it gives and scares the crap out of everybody myself included. So Jay gets the guy again just for principle. Again the kid never says a word and we're all scratching our heads. Fast forward 2 weeks Jay is at work at the Pawn Shop he runs and the UPS truck shows up with all the deliveries. Jay signs for all of them and pays the $60 COD for one of them not thinking twice about it. He's opening the boxes and gets the the $60 COD box, opens it to find 2 giant zip ties that were cut from the kid's driveshaft, shit was hilarious


    I seriously hope the whole karma thing isn't true, my friends and I are ruthless to each other. Since the Brunelle brothers got the new cattle prod everyone is like crackheads when they are around- constantly flinching and looking over your shoulder haha those things light your ass up. Every one of us has gotten the ExLax dosing in a drink. Poor Rhonda got served a shot of Jager that was almost completley laxative and about a drop of Jager, suprised that she drank the whole thing.



    Great tricks- Kyle Woods/Joe Dryden vs. the Brunelle brothers: They were all in Saipan (sp?) doing stunt shows. Joe Dryden stops by the Brunelle's room and notices dead fish on the balcony. Figuring that the fish were going to be used against him and Kyle, he snuck back to the hotel early that night and talked housekeeping into letting him into the Brunelle's room. He put the dead fish in their microwave and cooked them on High for 10 minutes, left the room and caught up with everybody. Later he got a call from Aaron (Brunelle) that there had been a fire or something in their room, Joe and Kyle get on the elevator to go up 2 floors to Aaron's floor and could already smell the smoke in the elevator. The entire 5th floor of the hotel was filled with smoke. The smell in the room was so bad that all the clothes inside Aaron's suitcase that were clean, folded, packed tightly, and the suitcase zipped, all smelled so bad he had to wash them again. Guess they don't have smoke detectors in Saipan?

    They were also given rental cars by the promoter. Last day of the trip they were all going to meet for breakfast, Brunelle brothers have to take a local girl (groupie) back to her house before they headed over to the restaraunt. When they got in the car and noticed all the inside panels on the doors had been ripped off and torn up. They figured that Kyle had just fucked up their rental car to get back at them for something no biggie. Aaron and Jacob and the hot chick are in the car driving to her place when they realized that the electric windows couldn't be rolled down, then realized that the electric door locks couldn't be unlocked. They were trapped inside the car. Brunelles with this super hot local asian chick and they can't get anyone to let them out of the car because no one speaks english or was just ignoring the two goofy americans yelling behind closed windows to strangers in traffic. Took them 45 minutes before they finally convinced an old lady to come close enough to the car for the local chick to tell her what was wrong. They had to drive the rest of the way holding the doors open with their feet.


    Ha just remembered another one. Boys are driving from Jacksonville to Montgomery for a competition. James is riding along in the backseat of the Suburban with a pillow he's sleeping on. At a gas station James goes inside to piss, everyone in the car wipes their sweaty ass and balls with his pillow, thoroughly, on video. Rest of the ride to Montgomery they film him sleeping on it, and the kicker... on the ride back home Jacob Brunelle is stinking up the whole truck with horrible farts and James has his pillow covering his face like a gas mask. On video they ask James why he has his pillow over his face and he says to the camera that Jacob's farts smell so bad that he can smell them right through his pillow. They showed him the footage of them wiping their asses with his pillow and he was pissed for the rest of the ride.

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    Most of my truly evil ones I did when I was younger. I remember once making ex-lax brownies for a school bake sale once...that was a good one.

    Then there was the time I had a newspaper delivery route when I was about 13 years old with a good friend of mine. Oh, we did some good jokes with that. I remember on New Year's day, we got our delivery of newspapers to go deliver and they were HUGE...New Years sales and such made them weigh a ton and we had to deliver these monsters on our bikes in the winter. So we decided to have some fun. We had to deliver a few copies to a local apartment complex so at every apartment we went to at 5AM (when everyone was hung over from partying all night) we both yelled at the top of our lungs, "HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL!!!" and then slammed the newspaper down as hard as we could. That was cool.

    Then there was this woman who had the most amazing front lawn you've ever seen. It really was cool...honestly. Well, evidently you weren't allowed to walk on this stuff because it was so manicured so walking on it would hurt it (why anyone would plant this on their front lawn is beyond me) so needless to say, EVERY day we trounced across it to put her paper right at her front stoop or she called and complained. When we decided to quit our "job" we had to get some payback to this woman's constant complaining and yelling. So, we got up extra early and went to her house. We unscrewed all the sprinkler heads and poured powdered laundry detergent down the pipe...like Tide or Bold, and then screwed the sprinklers back on. When her sprinklers turned on, her lawn looked like the head of a beer...was classic.

    Some of my favorite practical jokes though came out of working at a summer camp for so many years. One of my personal favorites was when you are camping outside in sleeping bags. What you do is take a big handful of raisins and thrown them to the bottom of someone's sleeping bag. When they crawl inside, they'll probably never notice them. At about 4AM though they'll wake up screaming their heads off. After rolling in the sleeping back for the better part of the night, your body moves the raisins around and you don't notice it at first. Eventually when you wake up you have these small, sticky things all over your body and you would SWEAR they were bugs crawling all on the inside of your sleeping bag. Gotta love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    I remember once making ex-lax brownies for a school bake sale once...that was a good one.
    You're such an 80's child,LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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    Most of the stuff mentioned here would fall under the category of revenge, not a prank or April Fool's joke. A prank or joke in my book is defined as something the person will laugh about later, not something that costs the victim money they don't have or could injur or kill them or someone else (scorpions in the car). That wouldn't be too funny if it caused an accident and someone died. It reminds me of the ignorant kids who throw stuff off of overpasses. It's just negligent. I'm all for a good prank but not if it causes injury.

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    Back (long ago) when I was in college and was in the midst of one of those heavily lust driven relationships that make being young so much fun, I had a gf who liked to pull me in for a deep french kiss at random moments during the day (sometimes spontaneously leading to more horizontal fun). Once while I was in the bathroom she stuffed her mouth full of chocolate pudding (Jello brand, I think) from the fridge. Then when I came out of the john, she put her arms around me and leaned close for one of our customary smooches. The shock of sticking my tongue into her mouth and finding it full of cold, gooey brown stuff (the taste took a couple of moments to register) got quite a reaction out of me. I jumped back sort of squealing and flailing my arms around like mad. This made her laugh so hard that she was soon holding her hands to her mouth trying to catch all the pudding she was spitting up to avoid choking on it; that sight weirded me out even more. It felt like some sort of hallucinogenic bad trip hitting out of the blue. I thought it was pretty funny too after I got over the shock, but I think it was years before I could kiss a woman deeply again without having the incident at least flit through the back of my mind. And she would get so hysterical about it that she could hardly talk when trying to describe the prank to friends even weeks later.

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    It took me a while to come up with a harmless prank for the girls I work with. I didn't want to ruin any of there possesions or embarrass them. When the dressing rooms were empty ( we have 2) I used a basting stitch ( just a few wide stitches) across pant leg openings and arm whole openings, so the girls couldnt get there clothes on in the end of the night. No one could figure out who it was and finally decided it must be the house mom. When the house mom left to cash in our money I listened to all the girls plot revenge against her. When the house mom came back, I announced, APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

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    As far as resurrected threads go, this one has been pretty entertaining. Again.

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