It realy is...Look it up! and that even included sex acts of masterbation even if he other party has his or her clothes on... The other person does not have to be married...Now the problem here of course is witnesses![]()


It realy is...Look it up! and that even included sex acts of masterbation even if he other party has his or her clothes on... The other person does not have to be married...Now the problem here of course is witnesses![]()
I am pretty sure it is technically against the law in alot of states.
You can look up dumb laws by state here:
This has always been a favorite of mine from RI:
"Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void."





In that case,just about all the marriages here in Louisiana are null and void,LOL.Originally Posted by Rhiannon
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Yeah, adultry laws are stupid, and nobody enforces them, they are just still on the books...
I mean crap, in NC at noon on Sunday you are allowed to take your wife to the courthouse steps and beat her as long as what you beat her with isn't bigger in diameter then the husband's thumb. I am yet to see anybody actually using that loophole to beat their wife though....
LOL OTB
Here's a good one for TN:
"Driving is not to be done while asleep"




TX: "Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos."
Mesa Az
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Hartford Ct
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.





Kansas:
- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
And I always thought Topeka was a weird place. Now I know why.![]()
- No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
- Snowball fights are illegal.
- Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
- No one may scream at a haunted house.
- The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
Former SCJ now in rehab.
"You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM."
LOL
Keep them comming strange laws are always a hoot !




Hollywood, California: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Los Angeles, California:It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Norco, California:All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Pacific Grove, California:It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Riverside, Californiane may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.




Check out Massachusetts Law on Dumblaws.com. All of them are too funny!
Norco, California:All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Pacific Grove, California:It is illegal to molest butterflies.
hahaha
ridiculous
Here are some Michigan ones:
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Harper Woods:
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo:
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester:
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo:
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
In Tennessee, it's illegal for a woman to drive unless her father, husband, or brother runs six feet ahead of her, waving a large red flag and honking a horn to warn the pedestrians.
I have yet to see that one enforced, but that might just be because the rednecks haven't found it.
New York:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
**i'll keep this one in mind on my next smoke break**




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Pacific Grove, California:It is illegal to molest butterflies.
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How the hell did this one get on the books?
The funny thing is, at some time these things did happen in one form or another at one time. Kinda like when you buy a new blow dryer and the warning label tell you not to use it while sleeping....it's because someone did! Scary.




Washington DC
It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones at any time,at any place in the District of Columbia.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington DC is the missionary position.Any other sexual position considered illegal.
WHY did I look this up??
Illinois:
Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
*Does that mean I can shit on his head??*
Chicago
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
*They only say this because the majority of the bore-crats are closet pedophiles.* LOL
Crete
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
*But, you're ok if you actually do have sex with the dog.*
Crystal Lake
If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it.
Kenilworth
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
And, finally..... (drum roll)
Moline
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
*But, it's ok to ice skate at the pond in July.*![]()



That Texas dildo law was ruled unconstitutional a few years back when they tried to prosecute someone under it, as would most of these laws if anyone attempted to enforce them.
Yeah you'd be surprised at some of the weird ass laws about sexual stuff here in this country.
Let me tell you about another one here in Nevada concerning hookers. I researched a lot of stuff being a history freak...and I found out this law is still in effect.
A prostitute is not allowed to shop or stroll between the hours of 9am-5pm when 'respectable ladies' are about. I guess they figured back in the 1800's and up until the earlier 1900's, you could 'TELL" who the brothel workers/prostitutes were. These days who would KNOW if a girl worked at one of the ranches and decided to go shopping between those hours????? But the law is still there, archaic, and not to be taken seriously LOL.
Also I hear that sodomy ( oral or anal) is illegal in some states, particularly the Southern states and can carry a hefty fine if you get caught. Guess they figured some cops would be at people's parked cars and bedroom windows.



Anti-sodomy laws were ruled unconstitutional in Lawrence v Texas a few years ago, but I believe 14 states still techincally have them on the books.


Florida:
It is considered an offense to shower naked.


Well knowing that Adultry is a Misdomier and that some Young District Attorney wants to get his feet wet up in the North Country of New York and if we wanted to have a war on Adultry...How would we enforce the law? Would we crack down on cheap 30.00 a night hotels? Would we install cameras in the VIP rooms of the strip clubs? By The way it is against the law to knowenly provide places or acmindations to protituites so that they can engage in there "Trade"...How do we enforce that?? The Problem I have with sting operations that it requires the cops to break the law themselves to get a desired result by soliting sales of sex or drugs..
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