



"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."





I wouldn't want musical titties.





I'd rather have the ones that shoot lasers.
He states, “if a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well be useful.” How right he is.
He is obviously gay





If I had these, I'd want them to play the hokey pokey...
"You put your left tit in...you put your left tit out..."
I think they should have an alarm clock in them too, so I can wake up every morning to my tits singing to me!!!![]()
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I believe you Dottie and you have my support





I wanna wake up to the "Eye Of The Tiger" everyday and then whoop Mr. T's *ss,LOL!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
Originally Posted by sxybrat07
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Can they make them with a kitcher timer too? B/c that would totally make my day.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





Do you have to tweak 'em to start the music? Then DJing would be a bit more interesting.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
If I had tits that were musical. most likely, they'd sing something from A FLOWER DRUM SONG or SUZIE WONG ( yeah right)
THE HEART HAS ITS REASONS WHEREOF REASON KNOWS NOTHING. --PASCAL





oh my goodness! Why would they want to put it in our implants. Why can't they put it in the men body! Are they trying to make us women like the stefford wives.
If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
Baruch Spindza
It is what it is, not what you want it to become, that's important -- at least for now. Today, remember that things worth having are worth waiting for!
The Stars
Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open.
Thomas Dewar
Dont throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
Swedish Proverb
A singing dick instead of a swinging dick?? LOL
THE HEART HAS ITS REASONS WHEREOF REASON KNOWS NOTHING. --PASCAL





Now that would be just TOO handy!Originally Posted by TigersMilk
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