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    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: Musical Breast Implants

    I wouldn't want musical titties.

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    I'd rather have the ones that shoot lasers.

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    He states, “if a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well be useful.” How right he is.

    He is obviously gay

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    If I had these, I'd want them to play the hokey pokey...

    "You put your left tit in...you put your left tit out..."

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    I think they should have an alarm clock in them too, so I can wake up every morning to my tits singing to me!!!
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    I wanna wake up to the "Eye Of The Tiger" everyday and then whoop Mr. T's *ss,LOL!!!
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    Default Re: Musical Breast Implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    He states, “if a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well be useful.” How right he is.

    He is obviously gay
    Yep. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    I'd rather have the ones that shoot lasers.
    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07
    I think they should have an alarm clock in them too, so I can wake up every morning to my tits singing to me!!!

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    Can they make them with a kitcher timer too? B/c that would totally make my day.
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    Default Re: Musical Breast Implants

    Do you have to tweak 'em to start the music? Then DJing would be a bit more interesting.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    If I had tits that were musical. most likely, they'd sing something from A FLOWER DRUM SONG or SUZIE WONG ( yeah right)
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    oh my goodness! Why would they want to put it in our implants. Why can't they put it in the men body! Are they trying to make us women like the stefford wives.
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    A singing dick instead of a swinging dick?? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Can they make them with a kitcher timer too? B/c that would totally make my day.
    Now that would be just TOO handy!

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