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  • Voluptuous Sex Goddess (hour glass figure, biiiig boobies, sorta like Pam Anderson)

    32 33.68%
  • Waifish Model Type (about 98 pounds, size A breasts, five feet- elevent inches)

    26 27.37%
  • The Girl Next Door (just about average in every way, very approachable, but not remarkable)

    33 34.74%
  • The Goth (piercings, tattoos, violet hair and big black boots)

    16 16.84%
  • Fluorescent Pole Climber (she defies gravity and glows!)

    15 15.79%
  • The Exotic (she has a great accent and comes form a country whose name you can't pronounce)

    22 23.16%
  • Curvy Girl (big and sexy and proud of it)

    10 10.53%
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    What "type" of dancer piques your interest? I know it's sort of general and there are endless grey areas... but just for scientific purposes *giggle*... who would you rather get a whole bunch of dances from???
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    Miss D has spoild me...I like an all natural women who looks like a woman rather than a stick. Im sure many guys here will disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Miss D has spoild me...I like an all natural women who looks like a woman rather than a stick. Im sure many guys here will disagree.

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    Not his guy FBR. I'm down with the non-stick figure concept.
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    What "type" of dancer piques your interest?
    The answer to this question, is yes.
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    i picked everthing, but the Curvy Girl (she sounds rather large), Fluorescent Pole Climber (don't watch the stage) and The Girl Next Door (a stripper can have an average face, but an average body is unacceptable). i wasn't sure about the Voluptuous Sex Goddess, but IIRC, PA looks kinda thin.
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    This is verrrrry interesting. Polls, (like their homophone) are great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Not his guy FBR. I'm down with the non-stick figure concept.
    Yoda let the fuckers poke at it and finally throw it on the bonfire as kindling wood LOL

    Just kidding guys I know we all have personal preferences

    But seriously I do like a woman with some meat on her. Im not talking about a chubski but a gal who has reasonable ass and tits. Opportunity presenting itself I hold the tits and bang on the ass. Life could be worse

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    This is shaping up interestingly... maybe the perfect woman is a stick thin model type with ginormous boobs and an accent. Hmm...
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    I love the exotic type with the strange accent....preferably she doesn't speak any english at all. Less talking, more lapping.

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    I grew up in Russia, but I have no accent because my family was pretty set on me assimilating into US society 100%. Maybe I should fake an accent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina
    maybe the perfect woman is a stick thin model type with ginormous boobs and an accent. Hmm...
    Sounds good to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    i wasn't sure about the Voluptuous Sex Goddess
    Yea, I don't look at Pam Anderson as the Volumptuous type either. I get customers who tell me they like me cause I'm more curvy, and have an exotic look to me. I'm glad to see you guys like sorta thing too







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    Ok, I like several of your choices, but what about the petite dancers? <writes in new option>

    Of the other's I'd vote for the model and exotic types. I do love accents.

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    Damn russians, taking over the game and shuttin it down!!!

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    Interesting results so far, the big curvy girls have yet to receive a vote, reading the pink side you'd think they would have gotten the majority of the votes.

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    I'm surprised that the skinny model-type is ahead. Are you guys intimidated by real women or something? I know the 1950's ideal was very va-va-va- voom and curvacious (Marilyn Monroe, anyone?) I can't imagine that being poked by ribs and hips is particularly sexy. Maybe I'm just crazy, but I like curvy girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Damn russians, taking over the game and shuttin it down!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    Interesting results so far, the big curvy girls have yet to receive a vote, reading the pink side you'd think they would have gotten the majority of the votes.
    Awww, c'mon, now. Perhaps the wording of the type implies "fat"? In every club I've worked, the hardworking and fun "Marilyn" types have done very well. But these are proportional girls with game, and the 80/20 rule applies perfectly at most clubs. A skinny model-type chick may have to put in less effort, but it all evens out in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    Interesting results so far, the big curvy girls have yet to receive a vote, reading the pink side you'd think they would have gotten the majority of the votes.
    Ok...I'll post a vote for them. It is my type. I can really go for any kind if she has the right chemistry. The one last night was a waif but her slow, sexy dances hypnotized me.

    Last week, I was in Charlotte and I met a dancer named Miss A. 6'0" w/o shows, 6'4" w/ shoes. 40DD, 28, 42. My word she was big, lovely girl and she charmed me. I haven't bought club funny money in years but somehow, she made it happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Awww, c'mon, now. Perhaps the wording of the type implies "fat"? In every club I've worked, the hardworking and fun "Marilyn" types have done very well. But these are proportional girls with game, and the 80/20 rule applies perfectly at most clubs. A skinny model-type chick may have to put in less effort, but it all evens out in the end.
    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar
    Ok...I'll post a vote for them. It is my type. I can really go for any kind if she has the right chemistry. The one last night was a waif but her slow, sexy dances hypnotized me.

    Last week, I was in Charlotte and I met a dancer named Miss A. 6'0" w/o shows, 6'4" w/ shoes. 40DD, 28, 42. My word she was big, lovely girl and she charmed me. I haven't bought club funny money in years but somehow, she made it happen.

    I am such a PL.

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    Hmmm, are those voluptuous girls or curvy girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina
    I grew up in Russia, but I have no accent because my family was pretty set on me assimilating into US society 100%. Maybe I should fake an accent...
    Da! I visited Rick's in Seattle earlier this year and met my first Russians. They ranged from (petite) girl next door, sex goddess, and waif-model- what they had in common was their accent, how enchanting! I was hard-pressed to keep them talking while lapping!

    I normally would separate this preference in two: local or home bar, the girl next door; while on the road visiting, the exotic, sex goddess, waif-model, girl next door, pole climber, goth, and curvy respectively.

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    Petite or waif-like has the advantage that she's light, so you can have many many dances without feeling crushed. (And wallet is also light afterwards. LOL.)

    Regarding accents, there's one dancer that I particularly like who has the STRONGEST New Joisey accent I've heard. Many people don't like it, but I LOVE it because it's exotic to me (not being American born). She also has the Joisey "in your face" attitude down perfectly.
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    "I'm surprised that the skinny model-type is ahead. Are you guys intimidated by real women or something?"

    ^Nice. I just went and looked in the mirror, and checked in my pants, and I'm fairly sure I am a "real woman".

    God I hate when people use that line.. wtf. I've heard the "real woman have curves" bullshit my whole life. I'm thin and beautiful and ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND REAL. It's ridiculous to think otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsClaireVoyant View Post
    "I'm surprised that the skinny model-type is ahead. Are you guys intimidated by real women or something?"
    ^Nice. I just went and looked in the mirror, and checked in my pants, and I'm fairly sure I am a "real woman".
    God I hate when people use that line.. wtf. I've heard the "real woman have curves" bullshit my whole life. I'm thin and beautiful and ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND REAL. It's ridiculous to think otherwise.




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    Quote Originally Posted by MsClaireVoyant View Post
    "I'm surprised that the skinny model-type is ahead. Are you guys intimidated by real women or something?"

    ^Nice. I just went and looked in the mirror, and checked in my pants, and I'm fairly sure I am a "real woman".

    God I hate when people use that line.. wtf. I've heard the "real woman have curves" bullshit my whole life. I'm thin and beautiful and ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND REAL. It's ridiculous to think otherwise.
    I'm right there with ya, Ms. CV. I've never understood the contention that thin women aren't "real."

    I typically don't assume a negative motivation for someone's preference; I just assume it's their preference and move on.

    Although I get dances from women of various body types, my preference is for skinny/petite/waifish ones. And I can't tell you why that is any more than I can tell you why it is I like to check out women's butts (in all environments).

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