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    I had a guy talk to my pussy for an hour. Like, sit there and BABYTALK my pussy.

    "Hi, what's your name. Are you honeypot? Hii I'm ____, you're so cute... aww lookie, you're winking at me. Hi pussy. What a pretty pussy you are... yes you are!!"

    ...for an hour. He paid $220 to talk to my vagina and name it. And then he spent the rest of the day telling everyone else how perfect my vagina was and making people talk to it. O_O

    o_o;;;

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    Did it queef back? jk Was it allowed to talk back?
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    Maybe it's some sort of fetish of his or maybe thinks of it as a pet? Or maybe you have the cutest little kitty he's ever seen.

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    Dude he kept telling me it was talking to him and telling him how naughty I let it be. O_O;;

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    ....better be careful. Your pussy might have told him to go out and kill someone too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ....better be careful. Your pussy might have told him to go out and kill someone too.

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    HAHAHAHAH oh no.....
    That's hilarious!! :-)
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    Too Funny!

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    Was he a lip reader?

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    I would have made it talk back by moving my pussy lip with my finger and saying, " I will talk for a little more $..."
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    Uh. Wow.. Ok Morrigan.. Don't keep us in suspense. What did he name it? LOL


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    Guys are very weird when it comes to pussies. To me, I hate to say this, but it looks like a clam with a beard. Still they pay for it in various ways LOL
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    BAH HA HA HA! I think i know which customer this is, he has booked both me and my housemate in the past...it totally weirded us out, too!

    I was telling her about it and she descibed him and i was all like "OMFG thats him, lol!"
    he's a bit odd...but everyone ends up having a laugh...
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    That's wacky! You now have some money and a great story to tell after a few beers. :-)

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    Ahh, the Vagina Dialogues.

    Someone call up Eve Ensler. I think this could be a hit.
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    WHat in the world????

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    ROFL!!! Fetish guys can be so cool because they're willing to pay for time doing stuff that the other girls would react with: "This is SO not worth my time." That's great that you got that money AND a hilarious story. Now you just have to figure out how to make him a regular (if you can stand doing that again and again).

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    '... here kitty kitty kitty kitty... I wanna pet you pretty kitty... aww what a good kitty... wanna be naughty kitty?... cum here kitty...'

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    LMAO!!!! I think this is the first time I have ever heard this one!!!


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    how weird is that.... you should have played along and named him something.. mabye you would have gotten more money......

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA guys are so weird sometimes o well hunny u got paid 220$ for a guy to talk to ur pussy u didn't have to do nothing! Good Job
    I don't chase money. Money chases me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Did it queef back? jk Was it allowed to talk back?
    LOL!!

    That is really weird, I guess he had some weird fetish.

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    HAHAHAHA! I have never heard that one. But at least you can laugh about it, ya know?

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    hilarious!
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    That's fuckin' funny right there.
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