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    Happy Birthday To Youuuuuuuuu!!!

    Have a great one, Chinese Big Boobs!



    (Hey wait.. You're 102 today?? Damn, woman!)

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    TO CHINESE BIG BOOBS

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    from JAPANESE BIG BOOBS LOLOL


    Have a great birthday my Asian sister!!
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    Happy Bday, OTB! Hope it's a great one for you...you need to go out and get you some!

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    Happy Birthday, OTB! I hope it's a great one for you!

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    Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear OB Happy Birthday to you! Yea happy Birthday!
    If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
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    Happy BDay girl... remember what I told you... make sure you have a damn good one

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    Happy Birthday OTB !

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    Happy B-Day! Hope it's a great one!

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    Wow...Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

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    Happy B-day!!!!
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Happy Birthday OTB!!!! Hope you have a great one!
    It doesn't matter if you're somebody in this world, it rather matters you mean the whole world to somebody.

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    Happy B-day slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    Happy B-day slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What?!?

    Anyway, happy birthday, beautiful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    What?!?
    ^^^^ You're tryin to start shit that you have no business jumpin into. Carry on
    Last edited by cinammonkisses; 04-09-2006 at 02:59 AM.







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    Have a very happy birthday.

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    Bonne fete mademoiselle. Enjoy that awsome car.

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    Happy Happy Happy
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Happy Birthday, OTB!

    >>>Sad<<<

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    http://www.vimeo.com/clip=15661

    ... I don't f*@$n' know!!

    ... It's funny though! LOL!

    Happy Birthday!!!
    *KISS*

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    Happy B-Day OTB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Here's a special b-day list just for you.......

    When Jack Bauer owes Tony Soprano money, Tony says nothing.
    If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

    Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

    If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

    Jack Bauers calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

    When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

    Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

    When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, “You’re in good hands with Jack Bauer”.

    Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

    If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it’s beef.

    Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

    1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

    When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

    Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

    Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

    Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

    Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

    Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

    When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

    There is no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.

    Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

    Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

    Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.

    Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

    When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

    Jack Bauer’s favourite color is severe terror alert red. His second favourite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

    You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

    If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer’s seat, she’d move to the back of the bus.

    When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

    Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

    Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.

    In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

    When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

    Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

    Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

    Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

    Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

    Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer".

    In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

    Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.

    Jack Bauer has shot more men in the face than Elton John.

    If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

    Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

    It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

    People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

    Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

    Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.

    What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

    If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

    If O.J. ever met Jack Bauer, he'd confess.

    When Jack Bauer pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

    If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

    Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.

    Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, Jack Bauer hears it.

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    Happy birthday OTB. You rock!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    The Chineese Big Boobs are a year older. Happy B-Day ma'am.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    (Hey wait.. You're 102 today?? Damn, woman!)
    Hey now, that's a lotta spankin' to be done. We should draw numbers.

    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    To OTB with the CBBs, HBTY!

    Hope you have a great day!
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    Happy Birthday! Best wishes to you!!

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    Yay, Happy Birthday OTB a.k.a. Chinese Big Boobs!!

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