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    I have been lurking for some time on here just recently I had a discussing with a friend about SC customer types and wanted to get opinions from the SW posters.
    I was wondering what are the girl’s different views on types of customers I know the two main types club customers and dancer customers but could they be broke down even further?

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    No one can "break down your two types" if you dont post them.
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    ^^^ I second that thought.
    Are they money and no money?
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    1) Decent humans

    2) Jerkweeds.

    End of list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    No one can "break down your two types" if you dont post them.
    Well if I knew the other types I wouldn’t have to ask the question to begin with.

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    But what are the two types that you personally have in mind? You haven' said that.. If you want us to break them down, we need to know what they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    But what are the two types that you personally have in mind? You haven' said that.. If you want us to break them down, we need to know what they are.
    I thought I did.
    The two main types that I mentioned or I know the two main types club customers and dancer customers.

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    Ah, I see you, you worded it oddly, So the two main types ARE club customers and dancer customers... okee dokee
    Well break it down from there....
    CLub customers buy drinks, sometimes tip on stage and rarely get dances
    some will start out getting many dances and tipping well and then trickle down to just the drinks and a tip here and there
    some never tip, but wil buy the girls that sit them drinks
    some only buy drinks
    some will nurse one drink and try to get girls to sit with them because they love the club gossip

    dancer customers
    guys who tip and get dances
    guys who only tip and get dances from certain girls
    guys who only tip and get dances from new girls

    these guys will definitely get dances from random girls
    grabby guys
    smelly guys
    like to talk or be talked to in a perverted manner
    like to cuddle
    want it soft and sensual
    want it rough
    try to show us what they want
    are happy with any dance
    want to talk
    want to talk as they get a dance
    try to give a dance with us (dance along)

    then you have dancer's personal customers who
    only get dances from one girl and keep it that way
    only get dances from certain girls and will try a new girl out now and then
    skip from one regular girl to another
    will have a fave and then begin to favor another because of how she gives dances

    then there are guys that will get dances because we
    remind them of an old flame
    want to date us
    want to date any dancer
    have a thing for dancers but don't want to date them, just obsessed with the whole experience

    I think I listed alll the categories and types of customers.. well the ones I can think of.
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    Yes, there are two main types of customers:

    1. Ones who think we need to be pidgeonholed into these silly categories.

    2. Ones who couldn't give a rat's fink about what category they're in since they go to the club to have fun and not to count beans.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Thank you gypsy_girl child and it was just meant to be a friendly discussion Doc.
    Also the word you where looking for is pigeonholed.

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    No prob...
    honestly the only types I go by are ones who spend on me and ones who don't...
    I have faves of course, some for the night and some I actually am friends with.
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    I'm dying to know what the two types are, I can only think of boring examples!!!
    male / female
    rich / broke
    non-English speaking / English speaking
    drunk / sober
    wankers / silent types
    beer drinkers / those who drink from a glass...

    Come on looker - 12 replies now and still we don't know what you're on about! (-;

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    type 1- molesters

    type 2- respecters

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker
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    wankers / silent types
    ...
    Aww... Does this mean that I have to be either a wanker or a silent type? I can't be neither? Or both?

    An interesting classification given in mr_punk's sig divides customers into lechers and suaves. It's presumably from this interview.
    Lecher: "His eyes. His body language - lots of shifting, sometimes posturing - looks starved for sex, almost maniacal. He's the guy who sticks a fifty in your string though so we know we better give him what he wants. But it's disgusting."

    Suave: "Mr. Suave who's kind of the laid-back guy who mostly comes in alone. And these are the ones who want to get their card into your hand when you're doing a private with them. I mean they are lonely and somehow they want to make friends with the dancer. In one way or another he will try to connect you to his outside life. The seasoned ones are very relaxed, almost acting like your sex isn't affecting them at all. They're trying to say 'Look, I relate to you as a person, not a sex object.' My answer if I could blurt it out would be 'then what the hell am I doing all over you?' Or what are you doing under me? Oh ya, you paid me to do this. ha ha"
    I don't want to be either of those!

    She also describes a third category: the PIES (Pigs In Expensive Suits).
    Pies: "There's another type who comes in a lot, always with his buddies. We call them the pies which means pigs in expensive suits. Lots of Russian guys fall into this category. We'll check the house over before we go on and say 'a round of pies on the west end' that sort of thing. The place is filled with them tonight. And these are the creeps who play up to the newbies (the new dancers) and try to see them outside the club for sex."
    Does she list any other possible categories for those of us who don't like the three above? Well maybe: "These clubs are a magnet for troubled men, lonely men, impotent men, promiscuous men, abusive men, men who can't keep relationships going and sometimes really awful looking men who couldn't attract a woman in real life."

    Ouch.
    Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looker
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    ....club customers and dancer customers but could they be broke down even further?
    I think the phrase you are looking for there is "broken down any further".

    There are as many categories as there are opinions on the subject:

    Guys who think about it too much.
    Guys who don't.
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    There's two types of people:

    1. Those that divide people into two types, and;

    2. Those that don't.
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    Wow. And i thought my one post got a lot of "not so happy" responses. I see where you ladies are coming from but a lil harsh dont ya think? He must of asked for some reason. But then again even i know the catagories... THEY GIVE ME $$$ OR NO MONEY....oh... and WOMEN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker
    I'm dying to know what the two types are, I can only think of boring examples!!!
    male / female
    rich / broke
    non-English speaking / English speaking
    drunk / sober
    wankers / silent types
    beer drinkers / those who drink from a glass...

    Come on looker - 12 replies now and still we don't know what you're on about! (-;
    It was a straightforward question brake down the types of customers from club customers and dancer customers.
    This is a tough crowd I can assure every one that I’m not a troll I was just hopping for an intelligent discussion, which might have been too much to ask for.

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    I think the phrase you are looking for there is "broken down any further".
    Thanks yoda that might have been more appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looker
    I’m not a troll I was just hopping for an intelligent discussion, which might have been too much to ask for.
    ...i think a troll just sent an insult over my unintelligent head.
    Last edited by WiseGuy_TX; 04-10-2006 at 05:41 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ...i think a troll just sent an insult over my unintelligent head.
    I apologize if that came across as an insult.

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    Customer profile:
    Generally dress in jeans and depending on how stock market is preforming spend accordingly, generally ignored until late in evening.
    Dressed up and payed extra for upper club and was approached by every dancer in club.
    Conclusion: Don't judge a book by its cover.
    Always respectful if not down right puritan.

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