Simply put her in a head lock - it will calm her down - scientifically true!!!
Simply put her in a head lock - it will calm her down - scientifically true!!!
Oh, I really hope none of the smellier guys who come to my club read this!
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





Originally Posted by Deogol
"Being exposed to the smell of a sweaty male armpit can make a woman feel calmer, according to a new study by a U.S. research team."
What freaking woman do you know is calmed by that shit. Hell, I get pissed walking past that shi...![]()
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From the article:
Researchers at the University of Texas reported two years ago that men can tell by smell alone when women are at their most fertile. The had male subjects sniff T-shirts worn by women during fertile and infertile stages of their menstrual cycles and found the men overwhelmingly rated the smells from the shirts to be most pleasing or "sexy" when they had been worn during a fertile phase.
Oh, please tell me my tax dollars helped pay for this.![]()
Former SCJ now in rehab.
Interesting study. Tax money well spent in my opinion.Originally Posted by doc-catfish
MMMMM, sweaty armpits, now that's a study we should all be proud of. I wonder what how they intend to use this information? Maybe in the future that is how we will know when to mate, just a sniff and the guy knows when to impregnate.
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
EXCELLENT NEWS!
I have been taking a shower before going out. But now I know that I can use that time to work in the yard -- especially now that the warm weather is coming.
And no need to change shirts!
I'll be saving on my drycleaning & laundry bill AND I'll be helping women feel "less tense and more relaxed."
A win-win situation!
Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me.
I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
(Tarik, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle)
And think how much you will save on deodorant!
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
Awesome! I'll be sure to stop washing my dance outfits -- that way I'll still have ovulation smell on me, even when I'm not at my most fertile. I wish I'd known about this before -- I must have washed thousands of dollars down the drain already!!Originally Posted by doc-catfish


i wonder if sweaty balls would have the same effect?
i could just put my atf in a leg lock next time she gets on my nerves
Sweaty balls, barf!!
I love smelling the neck, chest, and arms of men I am attracted to, it really does have a calming effect. BUT, the chemisty must be there, and it pretty much isn't for most customers....
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





You jest, but that's how it's done in the wild, and we're really not so far removed from being animals as we like to think.Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
There was a Russian peasant boy who became very famous as a stud--his secret: during the vigorous dances he would clasp a handkerchief in his armpit, and on conclusion of the dance, offer it to his partner.
Disgusting, but true.
So much of sexual selection is due to pheremones, that's why people will go on about 'chemistry' between them, even in cases where there isn't so strong a physical (i.e. appearance-based) attraction.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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