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    Default RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    I have never seen someone in the legal system (on TV anyway) be so judgemental, nasty, and just downright hateful toward dancers. Two gentlemen were in court were suing each other and a woman, who happened to be a dancer, was the one that came between the two of them. Judge Mathis tells the original boyfriend of the stripper (who mind you, is not there to defend herself) that she is getting familiar with a whoooooooooooooooooooole lot of men. Also, it's kind of hard to turn them into a housewife, he says. (That comes from the saying "You can't turn a ho into a housewife".) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! He is such a fucking pedazo de mierda (Sorry, translated: piece of shit)!!!! I don't know what dancer turned him out and left him with his tail between his legs, but he needs to grow the fuck up, seriously!! He always rules against any woman that comes in his courtroom that happens to be a dancer, no matter how tight her case is. How does he figure that we don't know anything? Here I am pulling an all nighter trying to turn in a finance project about senior subordinated debentures and value lines, but I'm a ho and not worth two shits b/c I'm a (gasp) stripper. I better not ever see that pendejo on the street...

    All right back to my wretched assignment...

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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    I have noticed that before! Which is why I like Judge Milian (sp?)- she doesn't approve of dancing, but is fair to dancers and always bugs the guys for being PLs

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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    Yeah, the women judges are usually a LOT more open minded than the men (excluding Judge Alex, I wanna hit THAT! Tee hee). Judge Mablean (Divorce Court is also VERY objective in her rulings. I remember one woman was divorcing her hubby b/c she found out she went to strip clubs. Judge Mablean says, "You know, most dancers JUST DANCE. It's not what you think it is..." I was like, "Finally!"

    And yes, Judge Milian is great (representing intelligent Latinas everywhere). I remember the Brazilian dancer that got quite a bit of money off a customer that brought her to ocurt, and the judge was like, Hey she's a dancer. That's just the game baby.

    Jesus Christ, it's just a job. Why can't Judge Mathis take a page from these women's book? He needs some counseling concerning his stripper issues. Let him tell it, you would think we were Satan's offspring.

    I have worked with lawyers and judges, and they aren't of the highest moral fiber their damn selves.

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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    Hey, I saw that episode...

    The reason he said that was because they met the dancer @ her job, and she was regularly having 3-somes.

    Shit, she is a ho!!

    I wasn't mad at what Judge Mathis said at all..It's true, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.







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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    LOL, I agree the girl in question was a straight up ho, but in his mind, any girl who is a dancer is a ho. We've all seen the episodes: Girl comes in dressed and well mannered, just wants to prove her case/defend herself, and he's shitting on the poor girl throughout the whole case! I guess today was just my breaking point on the issue. All he does is piss on dancers. It doesn't help that homegirl fit the stripper stereotype of being a straight up freak (and there is nothing wrong with that if that's what you're into), but dancers NEVER get a fair shot in that man's court.

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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    Forgive me for asking, but this is TV Court, right? Are they real live cases, or dramatizations?

    I always thought the TV Court shows were basically not true legal trials, but really for entertainment.

    Can they actually film a divorce trial for television, start to finish?

    Sorry, I never watch TV, but the few bits of court shows I have seen looked scripted and acted out for effect.
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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Forgive me for asking, but this is TV Court, right? Are they real live cases, or dramatizations?

    I always thought the TV Court shows were basically not true legal trials, but really for entertainment.

    Can they actually film a divorce trial for television, start to finish?

    Sorry, I never watch TV, but the few bits of court shows I have seen looked scripted and acted out for effect.
    No, they are real life cases. I had a girl in my class go on Divorce Court (Judge Mablean). They cut bits and pieces out, but you get the bulk of the case.







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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    They're supposed to be real. They have to adhere to all the laws in whatever jurisdiction the plaintiff/defendant are from. Have to honor Statute of Limitations, etc. I didn't think they were real til I went to law school and then started listening more carefully to the rulings, and they are legit rulings.

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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    I was approached by Judge Joe Brown's show to come on. I tried to lease a beach house and put down a partial deposit contingent upon the building passing inspection a week later. It failed! I asked for my deposit back and the woman said "sue me". I did and won. Somehow the show found out about the filing.

    Back to Judge Mathis, I used to loooooooove that show. I don't watch anymore because he's so biased against strippers that it's not fun anymore. A guy came on and bragged that he was a pimp with the ladies and Judge Mathis laughed and gave him tips on becoming a BETTER pimp.

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    Default Re: RANT: A stripper must have broken Judge Mathis' heart...

    Exactly!

    He's all about teaching guys to "playas", but don't let a woman be hustler, oh he can't deal with that! Is it because on some level, women are the better hustlers? (I'm not trying to start a battle of the sexes thing, but consider it...) I'm definitely thinking about boycotting Jerk Mathis from here on out. I won't be watching him between class anymore, rat bastard.

    This is sad how into this rant I am, but it's been building for over a year now...

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