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    Ain't It The Truth!!!

    Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN)
    for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) (filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.....

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    Default Re: Ain't It The Truth!!!

    Joe is pretty stupid if his aspiration in life is to slave away on an assembly line making low-end consumer products.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    Default Re: Ain't It The Truth!!!

    aww its a joke :-(^

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    Default Re: Ain't It The Truth!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Joe is pretty stupid if his aspiration in life is to slave away on an assembly line making low-end consumer products.

    THAT is funny!!!
    Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul... - Marilyn Monroe

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