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    PENIS Envy!!!

    Am I the only one that does??


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    OOhhhhh can I study you? I'm doing a paper on Freud right now... lol....

    I don't think I have penis envy. Don't get me wrong, I like Penisis (peni?)...lol... what's the plural of penis? lol... I like them, but I don't think I would want one attatched to me permanently.
    Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.

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    Hahaha, I only have penis envy when it comes to peeing in the woods. (Because no matter how hard I try, I just can't do it without peeing on myself!!!)
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadisonM
    OOhhhhh can I study you? I'm doing a paper on Freud right now... lol....

    I don't think I have penis envy. Don't get me wrong, I like Penisis (peni?)...lol... what's the plural of penis? lol... I like them, but I don't think I would want one attatched to me permanently.
    Yes, you can study me.

    Plural = penises.

    I love them too. I'd love to have one and shove it up some man's butt.

    Hence, all the dicks in my sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadisonM
    OOhhhhh can I study you? I'm doing a paper on Freud right now... lol....

    I don't think I have penis envy. Don't get me wrong, I like Penisis (peni?)...lol... what's the plural of penis? lol... I like them, but I don't think I would want one attatched to me permanently.
    Oh good ol' Freud and his psychoanalytic thoughts. Maybe you have an Electra complex. hahaha Just another one of his crazy theories. =) Good luck on your paper Madison!

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    I have a Major- Criminal Psychology. I've already put 4 years into it. =)

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    I would looove to pee standing up or write my name in the snow

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    I just love playing with them... I think it would be fun to have one for a day... I wouldnt leave my home though hehe...

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    Seriously, I have penis envy also. I seem to have alot of dreams where it's me, but I'm "fully equipped" banging some hot chick. And I really like it. Would just like to know what it feels like from the other point of view. And not with a strap on. Doesn't count!
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    Whoever pissed me off, i'd cock smack em in the face.

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    ^how 'bout a Roman Helmet? hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by veteranprincess
    ^how 'bout a Roman Helmet? hahaha
    Forgot what's that? lol

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    think about it...what does a roman helmet look like?

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    if you're gonna cock smack em in the face, you may as well smash their nose down too!

    ok that was really crude. Sorry!

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    cock smacking sounds fun. ah, maybe with a strap on i can fufill my bootleg fantasy.

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    Hey ladies!


    YOU CAN PEE STANDING UP!

    I learned from a book called...you guessed it...how to pee standing up.

    You're supposed to take two fingers and spread the lips and pull upwards and voila! You are aiming!! I did it in the shower once! It's fantastic!!

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    I'd like to be able to jerk off in 60 seconds without the use of toys.

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    Yea, I do love the fact that I know what you feel like. I mean if I wanted a dick in me, I could just be gay right? So no GREAT mystery J/K but seriously, it's great.

    LOL

    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I'd like to be able to jerk off in 60 seconds without the use of toys.
    Water faucet.




    Okay guys, I don't care about peeing standing up. I'd like to ram it in someone when i'm angry. Ah, must be PMS making feel this way.

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    ^oh God running water is soooooooo great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Yea, I do love the fact that I know what you feel like. I mean if I wanted a dick in me, I could just be gay right? So no GREAT mystery J/K but seriously, it's great.

    LOL

    Really...that's not fair that men could have it either way. Stop rubbing it in our faces!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Yea, I do love the fact that I know what you feel like. I mean if I wanted a dick in me, I could just be gay right? So no GREAT mystery J/K but seriously, it's great.

    LOL

    God, strike me a hot bisexual male model.

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    Mmm... water faucet. Haven't done that since I was a teenager.

    Excuse me, I'm going to go take care of some business right quick...

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    Wow a MeganS post, this thread rules.

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    "Penes" is also a plural form of the word.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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