PENIS Envy!!!
Am I the only one that does??
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PENIS Envy!!!
Am I the only one that does??
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OOhhhhh can I study you? I'm doing a paper on Freud right now... lol....
I don't think I have penis envy. Don't get me wrong, I like Penisis (peni?)...lol... what's the plural of penis? lol... I like them, but I don't think I would want one attatched to me permanently.
Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.
Hahaha, I only have penis envy when it comes to peeing in the woods. (Because no matter how hard I try, I just can't do it without peeing on myself!!!)![]()
I believe you Dottie and you have my support





Yes, you can study me.Originally Posted by MadisonM
Plural = penises.
I love them too. I'd love to have one and shove it up some man's butt.
Hence, all the dicks in my sig.
Oh good ol' Freud and his psychoanalytic thoughts. Maybe you have an Electra complex. hahaha Just another one of his crazy theories. =) Good luck on your paper Madison!Originally Posted by MadisonM
I have a Major- Criminal Psychology. I've already put 4 years into it. =)
I just love playing with them... I think it would be fun to have one for a day... I wouldnt leave my home though hehe...
Seriously, I have penis envy also. I seem to have alot of dreams where it's me, but I'm "fully equipped" banging some hot chick. And I really like it. Would just like to know what it feels like from the other point of view. And not with a strap on. Doesn't count!
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan





Whoever pissed me off, i'd cock smack em in the face.
^how 'bout a Roman Helmet? hahaha





Forgot what's that? lolOriginally Posted by veteranprincess
think about it...what does a roman helmet look like?![]()
if you're gonna cock smack em in the face, you may as well smash their nose down too!
ok that was really crude. Sorry!![]()





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cock smacking sounds fun. ah, maybe with a strap on i can fufill my bootleg fantasy.
Hey ladies!
YOU CAN PEE STANDING UP!
I learned from a book called...you guessed it...how to pee standing up.
You're supposed to take two fingers and spread the lips and pull upwards and voila! You are aiming!! I did it in the shower once! It's fantastic!!
I'd like to be able to jerk off in 60 seconds without the use of toys.
Yea, I do love the fact that I know what you feel like. I mean if I wanted a dick in me, I could just be gay right? So no GREAT mysteryJ/K but seriously, it's great.
LOL
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People are not ruled by their memories.





Water faucet.Originally Posted by Yekhefah
Okay guys, I don't care about peeing standing up. I'd like to ram it in someone when i'm angry. Ah, must be PMS making feel this way.![]()
^oh God running water is soooooooo great!





Really...that's not fair that men could have it either way. Stop rubbing it in our faces!Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
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God, strike me a hot bisexual male model.Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
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Last edited by Vyanka; 04-11-2006 at 01:56 PM.
Mmm... water faucet. Haven't done that since I was a teenager.
Excuse me, I'm going to go take care of some business right quick...




Wow a MeganS post, this thread rules.





"Penes" is also a plural form of the word.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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