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    So I'm listening to the radio this morning and the hosts are discussing bachelor parties. They have some strippers call in to tell the ladies listening what "really" goes on at a bachelor party.

    One of the topics was the VIP. Two long time strippers (over 10 years) in a row came on and said if someone goes to the VIP, they are offered sex or oral sex 90-95% of the time. Based on my unscientific research, this is just not true. Therefore, I wonder what's going on:

    A. They were just saying that to screw up any men going to a bachelor party this weekend;

    B. They personally offer sex most of the time in the VIP;

    C. In the club that they work at, sex in the VIP is common; or

    D. I don't know the secret password to get offered sex in the VIP. (I don't go to the strip club looking for sex, but that's not the point.)

    What sayeth the hounds of mileage?

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    Default Re: sex in the VIP 90-95% of the time?

    E. All of the above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    A. They were just saying that to screw up any men going to a bachelor party this weekend;
    yes and it's also "good radio".
    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    B. They personally offer sex most of the time in the VIP
    LOL...that's sort of like asking the same question around here. if the host of the show had asked if they ever performed either act. the answer probably would have been an unequivocal "no". it doesn't matter if they actually performed the act. the answer still remains the same.
    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    C. In the club that they work at, sex in the VIP is common
    possibly. although, 90-95% may be just "good radio" on their part.
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    D. I don't know the secret password to get offered sex in the VIP. (I don't go to the strip club looking for sex, but that's not the point.)
    there is no password. you just need to go to the right whorehouse..er..sc.
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    Well, me, personally, I will only go unprotected if its anal. Because I don't want to get pregnant, you know. And that only like 45% sex. Like, if my hymen could, theoretically, be intact afterwards, it's not REAL sex. And I can't be the only stripper who is touchy about pregnancy, so that is probably where the percentage confusion is coming in.
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    Default Re: sex in the VIP 90-95% of the time?

    "Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999, I have one thing to say. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is NO sex in the champange room.

    None. Oh there's CHAMPANGE in the champange room. But you don't want champange. You want sex. and there is NO sex in the champange room.

    Don't go to party with metal detectors. Sure, it feels save inside. But what about all those n*ggas outside with guns. They know you ain't got one.

    If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and LOOKS 26, she's damn near 40.

    Take off that silly ass hat.

    The ODB couldn't have possibly commited all those crimes. Coolio did some of that s#it.

    Young black men. If you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next 20 years in jail, because someone smudged your Puma(tm).

    Cornbread. Ain't nuthin wrong wit dat.

    No matter what you think of what I am saying, remember this one thing. No matter what a stripper tells you, there is NO sex in the champange room."

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    Sorry, got carried away.

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    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    Default Re: sex in the VIP 90-95% of the time?

    Posted by GenWar:

    "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and LOOKS 26, she's damn near 40."

    LMAO! So true.

    Seriously though NO sex in the champaign room, like OMG really,NO sex

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    I agree with Kat; All of the above.

    First of all, strippers, and anyone else promoting themselves on the radio, will often say things that simply aren't true just because they are on the radio.

    Over the years the dancers that I've spent the most time and VIP money on where ladies that did not put-out in the VIP room.

    Two weeks ago my TR girl who does put-out in the VIP room had a guy thrown out of the club for trying to have sex with her in the VIP room. Two hours later I was flushing a condom that had just been on a trip to Brazil. YMMV and everything you know is subject to change are the cardinal rules here.

    Some dancers will tell a trusted customer a lot of things in private that they will never admit to anyone else, not even another dancer. Note: beware of SS when she tells you she trusts you, especially if she starts it off by talking about another dancer that you are spending money on.

    Some VIP rooms are easy to have sex in, some are not.

    There is no point in trying to apply a percentage. I could very easily say I get some 100% of the time and not be lying just by visiting only an extras club in Providence where most of the girls put out. That's not why I go to strip clubs though.

    The quickest way to guarantee that you won't get any is to ask for it.

    There is no magic word, except maybe "escort service"
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    Default Re: sex in the VIP 90-95% of the time?

    Maybe I should start a thread on the pink side :

    "Admit it, 9 out of 10 of you are are putting out in the VIP"

    How about it moderators?

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    ^^^
    I ALREADY told you - it's only anal. Anal doesn't count. Ask Brittany Spears.
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    Default Re: sex in the VIP 90-95% of the time?

    I guess you're the one out of ten.

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    Default Re: sex in the VIP 90-95% of the time?

    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    Maybe I should start a thread on the pink side :

    "Admit it, 9 out of 10 of you are are putting out in the VIP"

    How about it moderators?
    You don't want to do that.
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    I was joking. Topics about sex in the club and extras are not well received on the pink side.

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    Hehe, it sure would be entertaining to see you get torn a new one by the pinkies though.

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    I'd just tell them that since I heard it on the radio, it must be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    Maybe I should start a thread on the pink side :

    "Admit it, 9 out of 10 of you are are putting out in the VIP"
    hmmm...a boring title. i don't think it would garner the kind of attention it deserves. perhaps, you should change it to: "hey biatches! which one of you skanks performs BJ in the VIP?". oh yeah, you'll probably get more positive responses if you mention that the guy getting the BJ is a musician.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    you'll probably get more positive responses if you mention that the guy getting the BJ is a musician.
    with a really cool looking suitcase.

    PS - Jenny does awesome A2M. She put it in my ass and then right into my mouth...

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    Well, I did intuit that you would want to take it like a bitch.
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    very very well said. men come to a strip club to be desired by beautiful women. like my exerience to night. i was sitting with a costumer when i pointed out one of my favorite girls on stage ( to make small talk) . she nearly has a perfect bdy and i declared that. the costumer replied with: i find her intimidating, shes not someone i would ask for a lap dance. i thought to myself, " intimidating if you were on the street maybe but not if she sits next to you and makes you feel desired. 2 hours later i saw her sitting on his lap and later getting a dance. truth be known she wouldnt have given him the time of day in the real world but that is what maked strip clubs a never dieing and most prospering bussiness. its all about fantasy.


    and ladies if you can let a man live out his fantasy, be pursued by a beautiful women and give him an intelligent conversation. he has the best of bth worlds. beauty and brains. conversation is the vertue to this bussiness. if you can hd a better and more intelligent conversation with a man longer than most strippers, no matter how big or small your titties are r what you look like..........you willbe the top girl. i have men tipping me just for the conversations i have

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysweet
    Posted by GenWar:

    "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and LOOKS 26, she's damn near 40."

    LMAO! So true.

    Seriously though NO sex in the champaign room, like OMG really,NO sex
    Cue the music.... *YES* there *IS* sex in the CHAMPAIGNE ROOM!!

    If you don't think so, here are some possible reasons why:

    1. You don't have any money
    2. You do have money, but you're a cheap prick
    3. You have a hair trigger, and you popped before she got to the sex
    4. She offered, but you were too drunk to perform
    5. You're FUGLY

    I'm sure I can come up with a few more, but I'll leave it at that for now

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    *adjusts her bented tainted tarnished halo*
    Sex in the champagne room? NEVER!!! Hey it was only once, it was a female... other then that I will admited I have grinded a few guys till they came... but it wasnt at my present club as we do not have a champagne room.. I am a very well behaved girl there *grin*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    *adjusts her bented tainted tarnished halo*
    Sex in the champagne room? NEVER!!! Hey it was only once, it was a female... other then that I will admited I have grinded a few guys till they came... but it wasnt at my present club as we do not have a champagne room.. I am a very well behaved girl there *grin*

    Jenny I blame you for my sins Why? Just because I have no one else to blame and I can not blame myself
    Hey Cally!! Just because **YOU** didn't provide any sex in the champaigne room doesn't mean there wasn't any... Believe me, there was!!

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    Oh and by the way... you have a champaigne room. It's the champaigne you're missing!

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    LoL its not a champagne room its a big room with beaten up couches and dim lighting... no cover fees, just $20 couch dances... I think there is sex there... just not me doin it.

    And hell my last club had a lot of sex goin on in the champagne room... doesnt get called the whore house for nothin

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    Hey... damn good point. Those couches do look seriously beat-up!

    BTW: Weren't we the only ones in there Which means there was indeed **NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAIGNE ROOM**

    Guess I was wrong!

    Go figure!!!

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    LoL yea yea yea... but you havnt been in the main VIP

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