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    A team of British academics has developed a mathematical formula to determine just how perfect your posterior is.

    "The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.


    "Story" here

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    Default Re: Finally, a way to grade ass

    hmmm...this calls for some field research. now, where did i put my measuring tape?
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    Default Re: Finally, a way to grade ass

    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    Default Re: Finally, a way to grade ass

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    A team of British academics has developed a mathematical formula to determine just how perfect your posterior is.

    "The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.


    "Story" here
    i volunteer to add my expertise

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikinigirl04
    It's kinda interesting that a guy posted this story on the pink side, and a woman posted it on the blue side.

    A friend of mine from grad school went to work as an engineer for a sports bra company and he told me they had collected a lot of data on mechanical properties (elasticity, shear modulus, etc) of breasts. They probably have done the same for butts. Sounds like a fun job to be making those measurements ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stitch132
    It's kinda interesting that a guy posted this story on the pink side, and a woman posted it on the blue side.
    It's kinda interesting that MeganS posted another pic of her perfect ass over there but not over here. It looks creamed on.

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