LOL,what does that mean exactly???Is that an Aussie expresssion???Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan





LOL,what does that mean exactly???Is that an Aussie expresssion???Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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Eddie Izzard..he makes a joke....
"Ahhh, the curve of the spoon, the curve of your breast... I like my women like I like my coffee...with a spoon in them!" and he makes a funny face.
Watch Dressed to Kill...it's hilarious.
"So, it was all not working very well. And uh, and later on, when we become m – more mature – when we become more mature, we have that line, where if you’re getting – if you’re talking to someone, getting on well, you can say that great line, “Djo want a cup of coffee?” And if they go, “Uhhhiiiiiee yeah, ok,” then sex is on, yeah. That’s the unwritten rule.
Doesn’t always work. If the president of Burundi says, “Would you like a cup of coffee,” you’re not supposed to go, “Huhrr, I’m in here!” “And how do you take it?” “Anywhere, find it, big boy! Oh, just a cup of coffee, all right… I thought you meant ‘Do you want a cup of *coffee*!’ So you’re from Burundi, are you? Fantastic! Yeah! No, I know, it’s near Zaire, isn’t it? Near Tanzania, yeah. Yeah. No, I learned them all when I had chicken pox. Now I got to go now, cause my, uh, grandmother’s on fire, and uh…” "





"But normally it does work as long as you keep the chat sexy. “Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women! Hot and strong… With a spoon in them. Ahh, the curve of the spoon, the curve of your breast. I like to run the spoon [talking with tongue sticking out] across my lips…” Then you’re pretty close, yeah."





Oh,OK.I got it now.Thanks for explaining to me.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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This quote is more appropriate to the situation:
So, yeah. It was just – wasn’t working. And I was – I was saving my virginity! An - and you know – it’s cool to lose our virginity at 13. *snap* Yeah, say, “Yeah, I was 13, she was 25, you know… I know, I was…I was an animal! What can I say?” You know. But I was saving my virginity for a woman made out of breasts! And, uh… And I was getting on! I was 18 and they were going, “Have you done it, have you done it yet?” I was going, “Uhh, I’m not from your country.” Go on to college, you know, still nothing, and I was – and I thought, “Stop saving yourself for some imaginary person who doesn’t – isn’t there! Just – just – just lose your virginity! Just find anyone, anyone, as long as they’ve got a pulse. Or not! Pulse optional!” And I was 21 before I lost my virginity. 21! That’s not cool at all, is it? But then I tell everyone about it, so that’s quite cool. And I’ve done it since then.





That's some pretty funny stuff there,LOL.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
I totally agree. No double standards!!!Originally Posted by Pamela
Originally Posted by BrianG
Yes... women who raped CHILDREN. The epitome of everything that is NOT sexy.
Originally Posted by CherryPie~
Uh... NO. They are children.





This is really a kill-joy joke.Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
The standard joke is - I like my men like I like my coffee...hot and black.
The answer is perverted to spoil the expected punch line. Supposed to be funny more to the teller than to the listener.
I hate 'splainin' jokes but I had to for this one for some of you who seem to be lost.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
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