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    Default A mix dedicated to you.

    Longtime lurker but huge fan of this site. At any rate, here's a mix I put together in honor of everything that is stripper-iffic.

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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    For those of ya too lazy to check out his myspace blog here it is:

    Quote Originally Posted by headhunter76

    Ultimate Dirty Stripper Mix v1.0

    Why am I doing this? Unfettered internet access and boredom at work produced this amazing collection. But let me first say that you people came through with stunning results. The broad assortment of suggested tracks ranged from outstanding to downright frightful. Seriously, whoever suggested Rammstein - Feuer Frei, you scare the shit out me. Seek help. Another gem, Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying. While the lyrics are absolutely hysterical, the music is reminiscent of something produced on an 80's Casio keyboard. It made my ears bleed.

    Without further adieu, I give you the breakdown:

    T-Pain - Im in Love With a Stripper
    Catchy-ass tune, huh? She Comin Down from the ceiling to tha floo Thats poetry. OK, its not a mind-blowing track, but sometimes simple is good and like I said, its a catchy-ass tune.

    Stone Temple Pilots - Dead and Bloated
    Dont judge a song by its title. Its not that I like my women dead and bloated (though they complain much less), but this is a powerful in-your-face song that girls (particularly of the scantily-clad nature) love to dance to. Ask one. I did.

    Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentleman
    Who's ever really a perfect gentleman while in the Gentleman's Club? Thats the question.
    We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico, Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
    Whenever I hear this, I absolutely MUST sing it no less than a dozen times. My neighbors now loathe it. TURN UP MY SYMPHONY!

    Nine Inch Nails - Closer
    Is there any one of who you HASN'T bumped uglies to this song? I didn't think so.

    Rammstein - Stripped
    They're German. They're angry. I dont think they like women very much.

    Train - Drops of Jupiter
    Yes, this doesn't really follow the format thus far. I don't care, its my mix, if you dont like it, you can wish for a better song in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up faster. The reality is, this song takes me back 5 years ago when I was a card-carrying Platinum Club member at Diamond Dolls. Hey, they way I figured, if you're going to a bar to have a drink and relax, you may as well look at naked chicks while youre doing it, right? There was a dancer there, a bit older than the rest (35 maybe?) who absolutely LOVED this song and played it for every set while she was on stage. The woman had pole skills like none I've ever seen. So this track is dedicated to you, oh mystery stripper who's stage name I've long since forgotten. (Dallas perhaps? Stephanie, help me out here).

    Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
    Rich turned me onto them.
    Hey you're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
    Dude, I think we need to talk.

    Filter & Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do
    So it's somewhat played out. Still, can't you just see someone dancing to this?

    Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet
    This is dedicated to all the goth strippers out there. They need love (and your singles) too, even though their faces may resemble pin cushions. Besides, its a killer song.

    Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
    Rage in the cage, And piss upon the stage
    Rob, what the fuck kind of strip clubs are you going to?

    Black Eyed Peas - Karma
    Most people won't know this song. Most people also won't know that Black Eyed Peas existed before 2004. They did. In fact, this song came out on the 1998 move soundtrack to Very Bad Things where Jeremy Piven's character kills a prostitute during a drunken coke-induced romp in the bathroom of a Vegas hotel suite. All that aside, its a great song and I wish more dancers would groove to it (not that I frequent such establishments anymore).

    Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
    A true classic. Anyone who grew up in the 80s (notice I didnt say born in the 80s) heard this song and immediately thought of their quintessential hot teacher. Mine was Ms. Lester in the 2nd grade. Her legs were longer than I was tall. Oh, how I loved you Ms. Lester. I think of all the education that I missed...

    Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls
    I don't think I've EVER been to ANY strip club that didnt play this song at least 10 times a night. It usually occurs when they parade all the dancers on stage at once before they swarm onto the club floor like locusts to coerce you from your hard earned $20s.

    Christina Millian - Dip it Low
    Yea for girls telling other girls to "drop that thang" to drive a man insane. Bless you Christina.

    Prince - When Doves Cry
    Listen to the lyrics. Its a sexy-ass song, and of course, Prince is a god. And I mean that in a heterosexual way.

    Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face
    This is merely my own personal speculation, but I honestly think Billy wrote this for a stripper. Hellofa song.

    So there you have it. Enjoy, share, comment.

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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    enjoy, share, comment huh? You're asking for a world of shit coming down upon your eyes. A few of these songs are in the majorly overplayed and will get a dj gored by a 7"heel catagory.
    I also wouldn't say most people wont know about the black eyed peas prior to 2004
    Overall, a decent mix to listen to in your car but that's about it

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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    whoa blade why the hostilty. give the guy a break. i think it was a cool thing to do and share. way to welcome a new member. shame on you!

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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    Some of this stuff I play frequently, some I will only play remixes of due to the 'played-out' factor ("Closer", especially, can't bear to play the original anymore, use a couple of remixes all the time), some I will play at the beginning or end of the night, if a dancer asks for them.

    There's a few I won't play. "Perfect Gentleman" always rubbed me the wrong way, for some reason--so ya, i'd sure hate to be your neighbor, especially if you actually sing it, lol.

    "In Love With a Stripper" is the kind of song that motivates me never, ever to turn on the radio.

    If you liked the movie "Very Bad Things", you ought to check out the song Kobe Tai (?) does the dance to--"Dirt", by Death in Vegas--it's fucking hot...

    I can't really object to what you wrote too much, since you yourself didn't actually post it here, and since you seem to be more positive in your comments than negative. Sort of, lol.

    Some of the negative comments were pretty funny, even if I didn't always agree.

    I'm a big fan of Rammstein "Stripped", though I use the remix more often than not. I think the guy singing likes women a lot, he just has a different way of expressing it, lol...

    Yeah, you're going to get a few negative comments, but I bet you can take it without whining, right?

    Anyway, to each his or her own--and glad you like the forum.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    whoa blade why the hostilty. give the guy a break. i think it was a cool thing to do and share. way to welcome a new member. shame on you!
    No hostility at all.....I'm just letting him know that some people here will pick his mix apart and trash it, so be prepared

    In fact I said overall it was a decent mix to listen to in your car

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    I've done the hot for teacher song.. and it either bombs or cheers depending on the crowd... its definitely one that has to be done right and at the right time....

    I also like The Cult... firewoman is a classic... always did well for me, but you'd be surprised how well some of the old old classics do... such as a fluke set that happened one night by accident

    Shooting Star- Bad Company
    Hair of the Dog- Nazareth
    Green River- CCR

    This was a fluke. because.... the DJ grabbed the wrong CD in my case one night and put in my mix of road trip tunes by mistake. These were the first three, and I did quite well.. I had older men but I got tipped quite well!
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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    Firewoman is a great song, especially when I play it for The Firewoman herself--by God the girl can dance...

    I play "Hot for Teacher" for a dancer who wears a teacher outfit, and it works pretty well, old song or not. We do have some older guys in our club and they like it.

    At the end of the song I say "Class dismissed! Dixie says it's time to play..." A bit cheesy, but it works, lol.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    Default Re: A mix dedicated to you.

    I'm not concerned with criticism in the least. Let it fly. A few points I'll make though...

    I don't proclaim to be dj and nor would I ever have any desire to be. Merely, these are tracks that remind me of all that is stripper. And I love strippers.

    New mixes to be released soon. Here are some potential ideas:

    The Ultimate "I'm so emo-sad my lawn cuts itself" Mix

    The Ultimate Driving in Your Car While High Mix

    The Ultimate My Stripper Girlfriend Left Me For Her Coke Dealer Mix.
    (not that it's ever happened, ahem)

    The Ultimate Got 'er on All Fours and She Takes it Like a Champ Mix

    The possibilities are endless, mostly because I have vast amounts of unsupervised time on my hands. Hopefully, I'll do one of these every couple weeks or so. If you'd like me to link them here, I'm happy to...otherwise, I can go pound sand as well.

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