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headhunter76
Ultimate Dirty Stripper Mix v1.0
Why am I doing this? Unfettered internet access and boredom at work produced this amazing collection. But let me first say that you people came through with stunning results. The broad assortment of suggested tracks ranged from outstanding to downright frightful. Seriously, whoever suggested Rammstein - Feuer Frei, you scare the shit out me. Seek help. Another gem, Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying. While the lyrics are absolutely hysterical, the music is reminiscent of something produced on an 80's Casio keyboard. It made my ears bleed.
Without further adieu, I give you the breakdown:
T-Pain - Im in Love With a Stripper
Catchy-ass tune, huh? She Comin Down from the ceiling to tha floo Thats poetry. OK, its not a mind-blowing track, but sometimes simple is good and like I said, its a catchy-ass tune.
Stone Temple Pilots - Dead and Bloated
Dont judge a song by its title. Its not that I like my women dead and bloated (though they complain much less), but this is a powerful in-your-face song that girls (particularly of the scantily-clad nature) love to dance to. Ask one. I did.
Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentleman
Who's ever really a perfect gentleman while in the Gentleman's Club? Thats the question.
We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico, Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Whenever I hear this, I absolutely MUST sing it no less than a dozen times. My neighbors now loathe it. TURN UP MY SYMPHONY!
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Is there any one of who you HASN'T bumped uglies to this song? I didn't think so.
Rammstein - Stripped
They're German. They're angry. I dont think they like women very much.
Train - Drops of Jupiter
Yes, this doesn't really follow the format thus far. I don't care, its my mix, if you dont like it, you can wish for a better song in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up faster. The reality is, this song takes me back 5 years ago when I was a card-carrying Platinum Club member at Diamond Dolls. Hey, they way I figured, if you're going to a bar to have a drink and relax, you may as well look at naked chicks while youre doing it, right? There was a dancer there, a bit older than the rest (35 maybe?) who absolutely LOVED this song and played it for every set while she was on stage. The woman had pole skills like none I've ever seen. So this track is dedicated to you, oh mystery stripper who's stage name I've long since forgotten. (Dallas perhaps? Stephanie, help me out here).
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
Rich turned me onto them.
Hey you're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it
Dude, I think we need to talk.
Filter & Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do
So it's somewhat played out. Still, can't you just see someone dancing to this?
Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet
This is dedicated to all the goth strippers out there. They need love (and your singles) too, even though their faces may resemble pin cushions. Besides, its a killer song.
Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
Rage in the cage, And piss upon the stage
Rob, what the fuck kind of strip clubs are you going to?
Black Eyed Peas - Karma
Most people won't know this song. Most people also won't know that Black Eyed Peas existed before 2004. They did. In fact, this song came out on the 1998 move soundtrack to Very Bad Things where Jeremy Piven's character kills a prostitute during a drunken coke-induced romp in the bathroom of a Vegas hotel suite. All that aside, its a great song and I wish more dancers would groove to it (not that I frequent such establishments anymore).
Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
A true classic. Anyone who grew up in the 80s (notice I didnt say born in the 80s) heard this song and immediately thought of their quintessential hot teacher. Mine was Ms. Lester in the 2nd grade. Her legs were longer than I was tall. Oh, how I loved you Ms. Lester. I think of all the education that I missed...
Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls
I don't think I've EVER been to ANY strip club that didnt play this song at least 10 times a night. It usually occurs when they parade all the dancers on stage at once before they swarm onto the club floor like locusts to coerce you from your hard earned $20s.
Christina Millian - Dip it Low
Yea for girls telling other girls to "drop that thang" to drive a man insane. Bless you Christina.
Prince - When Doves Cry
Listen to the lyrics. Its a sexy-ass song, and of course, Prince is a god. And I mean that in a heterosexual way.
Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face
This is merely my own personal speculation, but I honestly think Billy wrote this for a stripper. Hellofa song.
So there you have it. Enjoy, share, comment.
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