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    Default Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    m

    Enjoy.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    the "m" in .com didn't get into the link....

    www.crackwhoreconfessions.com


    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


    howdy ho, junior rangers.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    I love that site. If those aren't real crack whores, they are the best actors you'll ever see anywhere.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    that guy has a pretty decent cock...too bad it's probably crawling with herpes and god knows what else after banging all those "crack whores" w/o any protection.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


    howdy ho, junior rangers.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    there is a recipe for how to make crack on there. sheesh.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


    howdy ho, junior rangers.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    OK, that's just wrong...it just is.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    Oh, for crying out loud, there's actually a feedback page.

    http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com...e%20saying.htm
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    Who thought of this crazy idea?
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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    If they only had a famous spokesperson . . .


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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    If those aren't real crack whores, they are the best actors you'll ever see anywhere.
    I dunno. Their teeth aren't bad enough.

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    Quote Originally Posted by SeppeSai
    Who thought of this crazy idea?
    the same guy who created this site. it's sort of a combination of 'fear factor' and 'jackass'. this contest looks interesting.

    Tic Tac Crack Attack: Three guys lay down on their stomachs. Their ass cracks are filled with mayonnaise, mustard and relish. While the girls are away, a tic tac is placed into the ass crack of one randomly selected guy. The girl must find this tic tac using only her mouth. The fastest time wins.
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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    Wait, Mr P, here's everything you need to create and produce your own fun and games:

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    ^^Slowly backs out of the thread^^

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    Default Re: Donkey Punch? I've got a better one.

    No Crack whores where harmed in the making of these films

    Seriously...I don't know if I want to laugh or cry... It is like rubbernecking on the highway...

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