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    ok, just heard that he said on an interview that it's just a rumor...as is the "silent birth" thing..he said if she wants to yell, then she can yell..

    OT, don't ya just love how the MAN that "invented" scientology is telling people how to birth their children! HA! I'd like to see him squeeze a watermelon out of his ass without making a sound! HAHAHA





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    Wow maybe it is unheard of in the US but eating the placenta is not THAT uncommon in other parts of the world (even though the thought of eating it myself makes me want to puke)... the placenta is VERY high in nutrients.

    Anyhow dunno if any of you watched his primetime interview on Friday but he was asked about this and he said that it was NOT true he even made fun of it. The UK tabloid paper the SUN is not a reliable source of information they are known for making up stories

    Yah so don't believe everything that you read.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer
    OT, don't ya just love how the MAN that "invented" scientology is telling people how to birth their children! HA! I'd like to see him squeeze a watermelon out of his ass without making a sound! HAHAHA
    If you want to talk about a whackjob, then Hubbard is certainly the man to discuss.

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    i d go for some placenta jerky

    and by the way , i bet when labor starts she WILL yell !!! and the f*** with L R hubbard s delusional indoctrination

    nicole kidman got def the best deal gettin rid of him and katie will leave his ass too is just a matter of time

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    yikes, I just wonder if this marriage is a sham. He really vibes me as gay, but...I guess eating placenta would be no different than chewing your fingernails, picking your nose and eating it (so many guys do this!), drinking urine...that stuff, not that that's "normal" just sayin'. I'm with you guys, I would eat placenta for health benefits. Mind over matter...(I'd still try and bake it into something though!)

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    I don't know, I mean if it works for them or people who choose Scientology in general then who are we to judge? Alot of people in the world think what we dancers do for a living is messed up too.

    Just a something to consider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tara Nicole
    I don't know, I mean if it works for them or people who choose Scientology in general then who are we to judge? Alot of people in the world think what we dancers do for a living is messed up too.

    Just a something to consider.
    ^ Yup i agree totally.

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    The only place placenta is going on/in me is in my hair. Placenta is used in a lot of groovy conditioning treatments. No chow, though. Thanks but no thanks.

    As for the birting thing, here's what the religion's site says:

    Having a quiet, gentle birth is all about providing the best possible environment for the birthing mother and her new baby.

    It is labor and delivery done in a calm and loving environment and with no-spoken words by everyone attending as much as possible. Chatty doctors and nurses, shouts to “PUSH, PUSH” and loud or laughing remarks to “encourage” are the types of things that are meant to be avoided.

    As L. Ron Hubbard, Founder of Dianetics and Scientology, wrote, “Everyone must learn to say nothing within the expectant mother’s hearing during labor and delivery.” And, “A woman who wants her child to have the best possible chance will find a doctor who will agree to keep quiet especially during the delivery, and who will insist upon silence being maintained in the hospital delivery room as far as it is humanly possible.”


    Does this mean that a mother cannot scream or moan at all?

    Of course they can make noises — the point of silent birth is NO WORDS. This is a principle of Dianetics and to fully understand why, read the book Dianetics the Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard. It is words that are the culprit. Outside of not speaking, the objective is generally to have as peaceful and relaxing an environment as possible for the mother and child. It is doubtful that any woman could give birth without making any noise at all.

    Mothers naturally want to give their baby the best possible start in life and thus keep the birth as quiet as possible.








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    Well, the wilder the claims of the religion, the bigger the target it is for ridicule.

    Aliens flying here in Lockheed jets 75 million years ago, getting dropped off in a volcano, and having those presences being around here to make us unhappy - if someone wants to believe in that (or the ), that's just fine, but you can reasonably expect other rational people to blink a couple times when presented with that selling point.

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    Oh come on, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is f'n hilarious. It's such an obvious satire of all these other kooky religions. I was touched by His Noodly Appendage!

    I'm still naming something "placenta lasagna". I was thinking about getting a new pair of catfish for my tank tonight....maybe one can be "placenta" and one can be "lasagna".
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Oh, yeah, I wasn't meaning the FSM to be a serious reference. I tagged it to up the humor quotient of my posting.

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    Oh, and not to be poo-ish....but take an objective look at Christianity or just about any other major religion. Pretend you'd never heard of it or been raised knowing the details. It really isn't all that much wackier than Scientology, at its root. Granted Scientology is just "Durrr", but well... The Bible is pretty crazy, too.
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    "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

    -- Hubbard

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    Oh come now everyone. Even family friendly restauraunts serve placenta. Although its a tad expensive as you need a birth to occur in order to get one.


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    And people wonder why Scientologists are always presumed to be whackjobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    Well, the wilder the claims of the religion, the bigger the target it is for ridicule.

    Aliens flying here in Lockheed jets 75 million years ago, getting dropped off in a volcano, and having those presences being around here to make us unhappy - if someone wants to believe in that (or the Flying Spaghetti Monster), that's just fine, but you can reasonably expect other rational people to blink a couple times when presented with that selling point.
    I was wandering around Burbank, CA this past Saturday, and near the main AMC theater building, there were three or four tables with a number of people offering a "free stress test." There were stacks of "Dianetics" books on the tables. Nowhere did I see the word, "Scientology," on any of their signs. So if it's such a great approach to life, why are they apparently afraid to use their own name anymore? I don't understand why they would feel it's necessary to hide their actual identity.

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    Well.. It's happened.. The seventh seal has been broken. Their child has arrived. They named her "Suri".

    In other news.. Brooke Shields also had a girl today. Imagine that, their children now share the same birthday.

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    Well.... not much about the silent part but... the poor kid has arrived. I wonder where to send the I'm So Sorry Yer Dad Is A Nutbag cards?


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    Tuesday, April 18, 2006; Posted: 8:00 p.m. EDT (00:00 GMT)
    var clickExpire = "05/18/2006";

    - The Tomkitten has arrived.

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.

    The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

    "Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.

    The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

    The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed.

    It's the first child for Holmes, 27. Cruise, 43, has an adopted daughter and son from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.

    Details surrounding the birth, which was planned under the tenets of the Church of Scientology as a silent procedure, weren't disclosed.

    About a dozen reporters and photographers stood by outside the Beverly Hills home where Cruise and Holmes live. Security officers inside the compound videotaped the journalists.

    A security guard at the gate -- which was shrouded in black to prevent anyone from seeing in -- refused to release any information. A few cars did arrive and were allowed into the estate. A police motorcycle officer stopped by around 4 p.m. and sat watching the goings-on.

    The patrolman, who identified himself as Officer Chase, said he was just making a routine check, since activity around the area had been heightened for some time. He asked if the baby had been born, was told yes, and drove off.

    It was just about a year ago that Cruise's romance with Holmes became a worldwide sensation.

    Cruise hopped up and down on a couch during a television interview with Oprah Winfrey as he professed his love.

    "I can't be cool. I can't be laid-back," Cruise declared at the time. "Something happened, and I want to celebrate it."

    The antics were widely mocked, but Cruise was unfazed and continued to avow his affection for Holmes.

    He and Holmes, a star of TV's "Dawson's Creek," had been first photographed together in Rome in April 2005.

    She had previously been engaged to actor Chris Klein; Cruise had been married to Mimi Rogers as well as Kidman, and had dated Penelope Cruz for several years.

    In June, Cruise announced to a Paris press conference that he had proposed to Holmes atop the Eiffel Tower.

    "Today is a magnificent day for me; I'm engaged to a magnificent woman," he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    In other news.. Brooke Shields also had a girl today. Imagine that, their children now share the same birthday.
    I wonder if she's going to take any anti-depressants for postpartum depression this time.
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    I bet Katie will be popping them first. Heh.

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    Oh geez...the media frenzy will only intensify from here. They were already annoying, so I'm sure they'll be getting on my nerves even more very, veeeeeeery soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter

    Does this mean that a mother cannot scream or moan at all?

    Of course they can make noises — the point of silent birth is NO WORDS. This is a principle of Dianetics and to fully understand why, read the book Dianetics the Modern Science of Mental Health, by L. Ron Hubbard. It is words that are the culprit. Outside of not speaking, the objective is generally to have as peaceful and relaxing an environment as possible for the mother and child. It is doubtful that any woman could give birth without making any noise at all.

    [b][i]Mothers naturally want to give their baby the best possible start in life and thus keep the birth as quiet as possible.


    so does mom saying "get it the fuck out of me!" count as her own noises? lol

    I can agree with some of it...mainly the keeping the room quite..I liked this with my last 2 births, just because I could concentrate more on what I was doing.. of course I had mine at a birthing center with midwives only surrounded by candles in a dim room..aahhh





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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Oh, and not to be poo-ish....but take an objective look at Christianity or just about any other major religion. Pretend you'd never heard of it or been raised knowing the details. It really isn't all that much wackier than Scientology, at its root. Granted Scientology is just "Durrr", but well... The Bible is pretty crazy, too.
    I've always felt this way, but you do have to be careful with it...

    One day in high school, I made myself very unpopular in a history class--the teacher was talking about Roman religon and some kid said "How could they believe this stuff!"

    I said I felt the exact same way about the Bible, mentioned people turning into pillars of salt for looking in the wrong direction when Daddy God was pissed off, and boy did that room get quiet, lol.

    And Zappa died too young, BTW...

    as far as Cruise goes, he's yet another example of America warping it's celebrities by slavishly following their every word, and kissing their ass at every opportunity, no matter how far out they get.

    Until the cross a magic line, and they become laughing stocks--Michael Jackson is a great example of this strange metamorphasis.

    Not to say that he or Tom Cruise wouldn't have been a bit out there on their own, but the 'mass worship' effect really seems to twist certain people a little easier.
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    They named their kid Suri? What a weird name. Don't celebrities ever name their kids anything normal anymore? There's Apple, Moses, Phinnaeus, Hazel, Jermajesty, and now Suri?

    US magazine (I think it was US magazine, at least) was wrong-they said she was having a boy.

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