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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    They named their kid Suri? What a weird name. Don't celebrities ever name their kids anything normal anymore? There's Apple, Moses, Phinnaeus, Hazel, Jermajesty, and now Suri?

    US magazine (I think it was US magazine, at least) was wrong-they said she was having a boy.
    And last I checked, Sarah was the Hebrew name meaning princess. It's been a while since I last spoke it, but Suri does not even sound remotely female...



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    Tom Cruise is a fucking alien!

    He should shit out a watermelon and someone tell him not to make a noise!

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    I do agree that the mother should be kept unpressured by obstetricians yelling, "Push, push!" who want to get off their shifts after being woken up at 3 am. However, not being able to vocalize, not being able to hear words of support, and not being to say hello to your baby is going way too far.

    I'm sure that the media will have some things to say about Brooke and Tom after Tom criticized depression like that.

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    he is a ranging lunatic, and needs meds himself, they could mellow his ass out.. i used to adore Kaite Holmes pre-tomkat, i know i am geek i loved Dawson's Creek, i own it on dvd, but she is just as crazy having Rosemary's baby. i loved the Matt Lauer commet, "glib"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Tom Cruise is a fucking alien!

    He should shit out a watermelon and someone tell him not to make a noise!


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    does placenta really prevent post-partum depression?

    as squeamish as i am about organ meats, having dealt with depression myself, i think i'd eat it if it worked.......
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    thats gross. but infact alot of middle eastern chicks do it.. i know someone that knows someone who took hers home put it it the freezor then on her kids 1st b-day planted it under a tree in her garden..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalia108
    thats gross. but infact alot of middle eastern chicks do it.. i know someone that knows someone who took hers home put it it the freezor then on her kids 1st b-day planted it under a tree in her garden..
    If you bury a placenta, does a big placenta bush grow and produce little placenta flowers each Spring?

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    Tom Cruise is an ass. Ugly. Although I've eaten grosser stuff than that....

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    I gotta ad that micheal jackson ate his kids placenta...

    think about that comparision lol

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    I would think tom cruise is at least as sick as mike....just in different ways

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    Here we go:
    http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html

    A little black pepper, sliced onions and carrots.. now that's good eatin'!
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    Fox news just said that Brooke Sheilds was in the same hospital, on the same floor having another kid at the same time that Katie was having hers. Ha! What are the odds!

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    Hmmmmmmmm...... I'm pretty sure my mother had all sorts of "words of encouragement" from the docs and such....... Oh shit! And look what happened! I became a filthy stripper! Bless you Tom Cruise for preventing your blessed child from turning to the dark side!
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    He was only joking about it! Playing with people thinking he's a nut. If you watch the Diane Sawyer interview he says it in a completly jokey way and Diane Sawyer was laughing with him. He made the same joke to a magazine journalist and it was printed as a serious comment to make for a more interesting story, which was really unfortunate and Cruise should have known better by now.

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    Regardless, he's still screwy.
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    I could swear that I just heard that Katie took meds during the birth! Did anyone hear that? [email protected], now I have to go search...

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    http://thelactivist.blogspot.com/200...ome-birth.html
    So this was the most info I could find so far but I swear I heard it!!!

    An excerpt of the article ...

    "Finally, the other word in the gossip columns is that Katie wants to give birth in a hospital and to have access to pain meds. Now, as much as I'm a proponant of home birth, I think it should ONLY happen when the woman is 100% on board. This is a freedom of choice issue. If a woman is being forced or otherwise having her arm twisted into a home birth, then it does a disservice to the movement. "



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    Sick. Just real fu*king sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    They named their kid Suri? What a weird name. Don't celebrities ever name their kids anything normal anymore? There's Apple, Moses, Phinnaeus, Hazel, Jermajesty, and now Suri?

    US magazine (I think it was US magazine, at least) was wrong-they said she was having a boy.
    My great grandmother's name was Hazel. She always hated it, and said it was only fit for a milk cow
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    Am I the only one who feels sorry for this kid when it hits school... am I the only one who can hear the kids calling her Sewage because her name sounds remotely similiar to that word?


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    hazel and suri arent that ugly...... but APPLE and PHINNAEUS........?

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    And to think i used to really like this guy...ALOT! Holy shit my ex bf went crazy when i talked about Tom and his movies...that was 6 yrs ago however.

    Now...he's nuts. He is not handling his age well or his damn MOUTH.

    JOHNNY DEPP any day!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl
    Am I the only one who feels sorry for this kid when it hits school... am I the only one who can hear the kids calling her Sewage because her name sounds remotely similiar to that word?
    You know what this reminds me of? This one Saturday Night Live sketch with Nicholas Cage and Julia Sweeney. In it, they portray an expectant couple trying to decide a name for their child. Nicholas shoots down every name, angrily showing how the kid would be taunted. For example, Richard would be called Dick, George would be called Georgie Porgie, Jack would be called Jack o'Lantern. After having all her suggestions shot down, the wife asks, "Sweetie, did kids tease you about your name?" He responds, "No, not at all." The postman then comes to the door with a package and says, "Congratulations to Julie and Asswipe." Nicholas says, "It's prounounced Ausswipay!"

    Naming your kid something far out might seem cool to the parents, but you might as well be naming your kid "Beat my ass on the playground."

    Ph yeah, Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-el, after Superman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane
    You know what this reminds me of? This one Saturday Night Live sketch with Nicholas Cage and Julia Sweeney. In it, they portray an expectant couple trying to decide a name for their child. Nicholas shoots down every name, angrily showing how the kid would be taunted. For example, Richard would be called Dick, George would be called Georgie Porgie, Jack would be called Jack o'Lantern. After having all her suggestions shot down, the wife asks, "Sweetie, did kids tease you about your name?" He responds, "No, not at all." The postman then comes to the door with a package and says, "Congratulations to Julie and Asswipe." Nicholas says, "It's prounounced Ausswipay!"

    Naming your kid something far out might seem cool to the parents, but you might as well be naming your kid "Beat my ass on the playground."

    Ph yeah, Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-el, after Superman.
    haha that's really funny, and true!

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