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    Her tips... I go in and ask whats good and she is pissed that i am completly uninstrested in HER...As oppoosed to custumers that go in and are into the girls I am going in there for the Oyster Roasts and make that clear. I have noticed that I have gotten lously service from waitreses who think that just because they have tits that they should get tips and not know how to treat a custumer or know how to waitress....

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    Default Re: I go to Hooters for the food and my waitress gets pissed off that I am NOT looking at

    .....and this surprises you because??????
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    I go to Hooters for the food and my waitress gets pissed off that I am NOT looking at...

    Quote Originally Posted by trainfinder22
    Her tips...
    That's gotta be a typo.

    I think.

    Quote Originally Posted by trainfinder22
    I go in and ask whats good and she is pissed that i am completly uninstrested in HER...As oppoosed to custumers that go in and are into the girls I am going in there for the Oyster Roasts and make that clear. I have noticed that I have gotten lously service from waitreses who think that just because they have tits that they should get tips and not know how to treat a custumer or know how to waitress....
    Dude, the place is called Hooters. Its an ambiance type restauraunt. You're paying as much for the experience as you are for the food which is why a cheese steak, fries and a draft beer cost $15 plus tax and tip.

    Waitresses walking around in skimpy attire and being flirty with the customers is precisely the appeal. If all you want is a utilitarian waitress I'm sure you can find one at other restauraunts. Even ones with oyster roasts.
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    Hooters has the worst service, but really, what do you expect?

    (You think you get shitty service? Try going with a female. I think the non-orange shorted-white bra'ed set of tits throws off their game.)



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    Average food and often mediocre service. Gee I wonder why anyone would go there?

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    I can sit in my favorite Boston area club all afternoon with rotating Brazilian girls at my table as I dine on chicken fingers from the club's free lunch menu in between dances and general slap and tickle inspired mayhem. Cheap drinks, hot food and hotter women; why would I ever go near a freekin' Hooters?
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    Say what you want, The Buffalo Shrimp are quite good.

    And once you have a regular hooters girl, it is a nice way to pass the lunch hour.

    -gen
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    If I want good wings I go to a local establishment. If I want some tits on top I go to Hooters. I do wish they would lose the hose and work on their tans though.

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    BW3's > Hooters.

    shrimp and oysters suck.

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    I went to a Hooter's once. I was drunk. All the girls were so sad, I just couldn't take it. It's like degrading yourself is extra degrading when it's cheap.
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    ^^^ that is so frigging profound. I damn near pulled something laughing at that. Thanks, Jenny.

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    Hooter's is a great training ground for dancer's IMO, it gets the girls used to walking around scantily clad, they learn to deal with assholes, and most importantly they learn to sell themselves (because that mediocre food is certainly not going to bring in big tips).

    Speaking of Hooter's I'll be in Vegas next week and I'm determined to check out the new Hooter's Casino, WOOHOOO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    BW3's > Hooters.
    BW3's??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    BW3's??
    I believe BW3's are Buffalo Wild Wings now (at least they are here). Their website redirects to the BWW site.

    http://bw3.com/index2.asp

    And yes, I'll take their wings over Hooters' anyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar
    Say what you want, The Buffalo Shrimp are quite good.

    And once you have a regular hooters girl, it is a nice way to pass the lunch hour.

    -gen

    Gen LOL only YOU would be able to get a regular Hooters girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    I went to a Hooter's once. I was drunk. All the girls were so sad, I just couldn't take it. It's like degrading yourself is extra degrading when it's cheap.
    Jenny I dunno. I overtip at Hooters...sometimes I way overtip. Mrs FBR watches what I put on the credit card...shes good at calculating 20%...but she almost always takes a pee break and when shes away I slip the waitress some extra cash. It feels so much like a titty bar I cant help myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by trainfinder22
    I go to Hooters for the food
    This reminds me of my dad, who used to subscribe to Playboy - 'for the articles'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlabtot
    This reminds me of my dad, who used to subscribe to Playboy - 'for the articles'.
    Hey, lately the pictorials in Playboy have been sub-par. You HAVE to read the articles to make up for the overpriced glossy paper...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    Hooter's is a great training ground for dancer's IMO, it gets the girls used to walking around scantily clad, they learn to deal with assholes, and most importantly they learn to sell themselves (because that mediocre food is certainly not going to bring in big tips).
    Fuck that bullshit, jump in with both feet, go whole hog!! Although I did waitress at a SC 1 year before I started to dance it was because I was staying w my parents at the time and wouldn't have gotten away w stripping.

    But once I started, fuck that, onstage and shaking it Day 1!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    Speaking of Hooter's I'll be in Vegas next week and I'm determined to check out the new Hooter's Casino, WOOHOOO!!!
    The problem is that the girls are not the dealer's. Actually, I'm not quite sure about the whole Hooters experience in Vegas. You see a lot more (or less) depending on your perspective on the Strip itself during the summer months. In fact I think you can see more and better at the Palms and Hard Rock any time of day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Gen LOL only YOU would be able to get a regular Hooters girl

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    Oh, come on. There is a whole hierarchy to the Hooters girl experience.

    1. The lowest level is that you insanely overtip the girls with class, intelligence and a highly-devoted work ethic. (Insanely overtip = $100 or $200 above the tab.) Sorry, but there is a reason that Hooters is called stripper JV. Introduce them to the good life. At least your cell phone will be busy for a very long time.

    2. The second level is that you charm them more than they charm you. This is tougher than you think. There are plenty of 21-year-old girls with sensational bodies that can make great conversation with a guy 10 or even 15 years their senior. These girls know their game. I almost feel sorry for guys their own age. They are hopelessly outclassed.

    3. Buy them dinner in the restaurant. Every girl. When they have a 5-floor before evening rush, the girls will swarm your table. If they see you during jump-start, they will already put the word out. Make sure you keep them well-fed. Food is free to the head wait, but the rest of the girls have to pay for seafood, which is what they really want, so go with the crab legs, followed by the shrimp.

    4. You can get away with pretty much anything if the staff knows and trusts you. The night manager got a lot of complaints from other customers watching the backrubs at my table, and finally he threw up his hands in exasperation and said, "look, it's his sister. Gimme a break." Pretty creative.

    5. Take them out clubbing or to a private dinner. It's extremely rare for any of them to ever have seen the inside of a 5-star restaurant. Then go out to the clubs (check the fake IDs yourself before getting too far into the evening.) After a few rounds of drinks at a dance club, take them by the SC and see how they react. Many figure that they need to switch jobs after speaking with the waitstaff for about a half-hour.

    6. OK, I wrote this level five times and decided I can't post it. It's just going to cost me way too much grief. Let's just say that younger girls are more trusting than older ones, and if you are a gentleman and keep your priorities straight, this should not be a problem. Honestly, and I am speaking as a father of a young daughter, this is where the girls will trust you far more than you should probably be trusted, and you need to exercise your maturity and sophistication to keep everything straight, safe and even. I don't know what else to say about this other than it's not going up on this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    6. OK, I wrote this level five times and decided I can't post it. It's just going to cost me way too much grief. Let's just say that younger girls are more trusting than older ones, and if you are a gentleman and keep your priorities straight, this should not be a problem. Honestly, and I am speaking as a father of a young daughter, this is where the girls will trust you far more than you should probably be trusted, and you need to exercise your maturity and sophistication to keep everything straight, safe and even. I don't know what else to say about this other than it's not going up on this board.
    TOO: Speaking as the father of an 18 year old daughter I thank you for not posting number six.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Gen LOL only YOU would be able to get a regular Hooters girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    I believe BW3's are Buffalo Wild Wings now (at least they are here). Their website redirects to the BWW site.

    http://bw3.com/index2.asp

    And yes, I'll take their wings over Hooters' anyday.
    Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck. They dropped the Weck, but everyone I know still calls it BW3's. Best wings in town.

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    That's okay. They can keep their feathered wings, yes the wings I saw had feathers on them & they're mad greasy. Hate Hooters.

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