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    So there's this new dancer at my club, not a very good one.

    Hardly dances at all, when she tries, you wish she would stop. Sometimes just rolls around drunkenly on the stage (she's trashed most of the time, from early on). Pretty face, but way too old to be onstage, and very overweight. Wears "Dumpy Housewife" outfits.

    I have long ago learned not to even look at the stage when certain dancers are up--in my club it's vitally necessary, unless you want a little comic relief. The good ones I watch very closely to see how well they are liking the music.

    Enough background, you get the basic idea.

    So she's back in VIP, giving a guy a BJ, and Lucky happens to be right next to her.

    Lucky isn't exactly an angel herself (even if she is a sweetheart, and one of my favorites), but was a little grossed out by all this, and apparently was unable to refrain from shooting this woman a look.

    So the woman, gripping the guy's dick firmly while she stopped for breath, turns and looks at Lucky, and says...

    "You got a problem?!"

    Then went right back to industriously sucking, lol...

    Sorry, it's kind of gross, but the way Lucky told the story, it was funny as hell.

    it's so weird to work there, you'll have women like this, and then you'll get the kind of dancers that came in last night--Bella and Angel,--who are extremely hot, and total sweethearts.

    Angel, especially--who believe it or not, really deserves the name. The minute I saw her eyes I knew that was the case. She's been dancing 5 months, and hopefully she will keep it up, since she is one of the sexiest and sweetest dancers I have ever seen.

    it's like some surreal, twisted movie, every fucking night...
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    George Clinton

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    Eyugh. That's so gross.

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    Oh yes it is, but we were all laughing like hell, even while every one of us was going "EEEEWWWUUU!!!
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    thats crazy. i hope ill be with good girls

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    djoser, if you read my post titled 'fired'- you have made me cheer up! 'dumpy housewife' outfits! rotflmao! i just imagined an old lady wearing rollers and a housecoat and bedroom slippers on the stage (think 'mama' from 'mama's family') getting down to revolting cock's 'do ya think i'm sexy'. oh hahahahahaha!

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    So, Djoser. Tell me again why you work there? I'm fairly sure this is a question on everyone's mind.
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    lmao.. i cant get over how she had the nerve to stop look up and comment then get back too it lmao .. still is rank tho

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    PLus, I picture her shaking the guy's schlong....like a nun with a ruler. "You (shake) Got (shake) A (shake shake) Problem?"
    Last edited by MrChristopher; 04-18-2006 at 07:56 PM. Reason: like i said....dont drink and type, kids
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    So there's this new dancer at my club, not a very good one.

    Hardly dances at all, when she tries, you wish she would stop.


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    Yeah, I'm down with that: Djoser, why DO you work there?
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    Three reasons:

    1) The money is good for Daytona, and I have to stay here a little while longer to help my stepdad deal with my mom's loss--poor guy calls me constantly, and still needs support for at least another month or two. I made close to 300$ on a slower monday, which for here is great.

    2) There are no fucking rules (well, I suppose that's obvious, lol!). This enables me to do whatever I want to make sure the better dancers really go off onstage. Also, on those nights when the 'poker hand' nature of the dancer mix is good, you can rock the house.

    3) The place is so bizarre, so twisted, and sometimes even grotesquely surreal, that there is a simultaneous repulsion and fascination--not to mention a great deal of humor on certain nights. Quentin Tarentino and David Lynch might do a better job at inventing such a club, but no one would believe it possible.

    Trust me, this is not a career choice for me, much as I can feel a real passion for the creative experience of working with women like Cassy or these new dancers, to name but a few. I am an artist by profession, and though this 'side job' has taken over the last few years, it's not permanent.


    Mr.C, that was good about shaking it for emphasis--now that's a Tarentino touch, lol...
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    You know...as sad as it is....your stories about that club kinda make me want to work there, just to see some of the shit that goes down first hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    Three reasons:

    1) The money is good for Daytona, and I have to stay here a little while longer to help my stepdad deal with my mom's loss--poor guy calls me constantly, and still needs support for at least another month or two. I made close to 300$ on a slower monday, which for here is great.

    2) There are no fucking rules (well, I suppose that's obvious, lol!). This enables me to do whatever I want to make sure the better dancers really go off onstage. Also, on those nights when the 'poker hand' nature of the dancer mix is good, you can rock the house.

    3) The place is so bizarre, so twisted, and sometimes even grotesquely surreal, that there is a simultaneous repulsion and fascination--not to mention a great deal of humor on certain nights. Quentin Tarentino and David Lynch might do a better job at inventing such a club, but no one would believe it possible.

    Trust me, this is not a career choice for me, much as I can feel a real passion for the creative experience of working with women like Cassy or these new dancers, to name but a few. I am an artist by profession, and though this 'side job' has taken over the last few years, it's not permanent.


    Mr.C, that was good about shaking it for emphasis--now that's a Tarentino touch, lol...
    I bounced from a few different jobs after I moved in August 2004. The more I bounced the less caring I was about the perfect job, and the more caring I was about making the money I need. Money and neccessity will make one swallow some or all of ones pride at least in the intrim to attain their goals.

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    i kinda want to come to your club

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    Some people love the place. I was with a dancer who did very well in the biggest upscale club in a major city--and she had a lot of fun just watching the circus.

    Others who try working there after an upscale club will leave halfway through the night.

    Truthfully, I'd rather work there--except maybe certain nights, lol--than the huge factory club where the DJs literally call out lists of names, even if they play some great music. Now an upscale club that allowed a little imagination would be better, of course.
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    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    Is this woman being exploited? That's all I can think is that she had a really shitty life.

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    LOL ....I'm sorry, the whole VIP thing with "You have a problem" is really funny. Management isn't going to do anything about that situation..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarymary77
    i just imagined an old lady wearing rollers and a housecoat and bedroom slippers on the stage (think 'mama' from 'mama's family') getting down to revolting cock's 'do ya think i'm sexy'. oh hahahahahaha!
    This is genius--except I wonder if I can be this mean. Now Lola, the 53 year old Asian hooker, who fucks guys for 20$ a pop and pisses even the BJ girls off, is a different matter. I have been brazen enough (since she is) to play "Tubesteak Boogie" for her--she has no clue and probably wouldn't care anyway.

    Oh course that woman is being exploited, ET--but I don't know what else she would do--she is a very sad case, viewed in this respect, and a serious alcoholic as well.

    She really shouldn't be there at all, of course. And of course none of us want her there, except the person who hired her, I suppose. The other dancers either hate her or laugh (the best way to deal with it). The asst. mgr.--a good friend of mine--and I decide together when enough is enough, and keep her offstage. If she looked even remotely like she was dancing--or good--it might be a different matter.

    Those of you who are curious, having heard about the bizarre nature of the place, would probably think it was great fun. Thus far I have repeatedly warned away everyone who has PMed me about it, except I stop afterI feel they are really ready to plunge into the maelstrom...

    I have flat out told a few to stay away for their own good, but not because I wouldn't love to work with them--including a few who seemed pretty damned attractive. So you all know at least I'm not a dog type DJ, lol.

    Oh, and Sexejaz, management does sort of crack down sometimes if they feel it's getting out of hand--if you can believe that...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz
    i kinda want to come to your club
    Here Here! Where is it, and when can I book! I swear you'll love me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    PLus, I picture her shaking the guy's schlong....like a nun with a ruler. "You (shake) Got (shake) A (shake shake) Problem?"
    OMG, I can so picture here doing that!







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    All
    i hear is slurping... ugh....
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Yikes.... NAS-TAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    3) The place is so bizarre, so twisted, and sometimes even grotesquely surreal, that there is a simultaneous repulsion and fascination--not to mention a great deal of humor on certain nights.
    Djoser, a fine, fine sentence. We must meet up one of these days, my articulate pal.

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    Wow Djoser see all the fun im missing!!! I havnt been on much lately when i read that story I could picture the whole thing!! Seeing this kind of shit is a big part of why i havn't been in in what probably about 6 weeks now.
    Shay was telling me a story today about a new dancer who is just "out there" so to speak that wears night gowns. same woman? said last night (tuesday) she came out in a wedding dress! would I die to see that she said it was a big old poofy 80's style dress too puffy shoulders and all LMFAO if I dont go to work this weekend than I have to atleast stop by and check out the new girls that have been hired lately.

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    Djoser, are you writing your memoirs?? I hope you do as I will be the first in line at your book signing .

    Thank you for the comic relief. I was having a bummer of a day.

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