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    Keeping People On Their Toes

    Sometimes it's fun keeping people on their toes. Here are a couple examples:
    • Write on a piece of paper "I am sofa king we todd ed!" then hand it to a person (who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed) and tell them to read it aloud. See how many times they have to say/read it before they figure it out. ...If you haven't figured it out by now, you are 'sofa king we todd ed!'
    • The next time someone tells you "Have a nice one!", normally said by the person behind the counter when leaving the 7-11, just say "Thanks for noticing!" as you are walking out of the store. Works best for men, but imagine reaction for women!
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    have a nice one?

    I am a dull tool and don't get it...

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    I did the "I am we taw dead..." thing. That it took my bf so long to realize what he was saying.

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    owa tajer kiam....relaxation tool,lol

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    The first one is an oldie... to the point that when the bf and I were in a restaurant last summer and this little kid was acting like an idiot the whole time we were there, we kept referring to him as the Sofa King.

    The second... I am definitely going to try that one sometime!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    owa tajer kiam....relaxation tool,lol
    ...been a while sence I checked this thread. I am 'sofa king we todd ed' b/c I dont get "owa tajer kiam". Anyone care to translate for this dumb, 'we todd ed' DJ?
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    I like to say:


    "Hey! I'm gonna go kill myself, want anything?"


    Very quick, very like I'm just running to the store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    I like to say:


    "Hey! I'm gonna go kill myself, want anything?"


    Very quick, very like I'm just running to the store.
    LMFAO! Using that 1 on my brother in-law tonight.
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    Yeah Paige


    Grab me that book will ya?


    ya know the one Called "Rusty Bed Springs" writen by I.P. Freely. )

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    and "Where's the Toilet" by : Ivona Tinkle

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    "40 Yards to the Latrine" by: Willy Makeit and by: Betty Don't

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    "Oh What A Jerk I Am". I originally heard it as "Ohwa Tani Siam", which is close enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christian~~Stripper
    "40 Yards to the Latrine" by: Willy Makeit and by: Betty Don't
    ...additional information by; Doris Locked
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    The Fugawi pygmy tribe walking in tall grass, calling:

    "We're the Fugawi"

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    'The Spotted Wall' by Whoo Flung Poo
    The sequel to 'Rusty Bed Springs'... 'The Golden River in The Hills' by I.P. Freely
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