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    Default The perfect penis ?

    warning this is just discusting. NSFW video



    http://www.badjojo.com/daily/video.p...6.03.23/04.wmv

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    ehhh???is that thing real?? insane ,,,

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    Default Re: The perfect penis ?

    That...that...that that that....that is disgusting.




    I love cock and that wasn't even hot.

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    eeeeeeewww!!!!!
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    :::rubs her eyes with acid:::

    That is fucking nasty.

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    Ewww, I wish I had resisted the urge to look. That was gross.

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    why?!?!
    the horror of it all...

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    Yet another insane form of self mutilation....so he injected his weenie with silicone? ok then...........that guy is so many kinds of crazy......

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    Why... why why why why?!?!?!?!?

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    "oh, it's so much better than penetration". sure thing there, sparky. i'm really openminded and all but...wow. at first i thought maybe he just vac-tubed it for a really long time, but no...that's permanent. well. hey...more power to him.
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    ugh, yuck that just made me hate penis even more.

    So, I wonder if his urethra is enlarged too and if HE can be penetrated? Ok, no wait, I don't even want to try to picture that.




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    That was gross...







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    Looks like a tumor, not a peesh.

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    I didn't click the link.

    And since I just had breakfast, I'm going to take everyone's word for it. Hee, hee.
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    I didn't find it disgusting as much as moronic!

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    "I sometimes refer to it as 'The Blob'".

    I would suspect that "The Blob" would ellicite shrieks of sheer terror from any woman unlucky enough to have that suddenly whipped out at her.

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    Or in his case, it would be a man shrieking. (not that there's anything wrong w/ that.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyssa Lynn
    Or in his case, it would be a man shrieking. (not that there's anything wrong w/ that.)
    Actually, I think it would make any living thing shriek in terror.

    I wonder if his Doctor is Dr. Moreau.

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    He needs a real hobby. Looks like he saved some of that silicone for his lips, too. Freak.

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    I don't have volume here at work. Seriously, is that silicone injected/tumor...what's the deal? Or is that just camera work?

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    I don't know, you guys, that sh*t was hot. I'm so horny now!











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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    I don't have volume here at work. Seriously, is that silicone injected/tumor...what's the deal? Or is that just camera work?

    He injected it with silicone... I havnt figured out WHY yet.. i've even googled him and cant find anything... I want to know WHY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    He injected it with silicone... I havnt figured out WHY yet.. i've even googled him and cant find anything... I want to know WHY!
    oh wow! that's insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    He injected it with silicone... I havnt figured out WHY yet.. i've even googled him and cant find anything... I want to know WHY!
    ...feel free to discuss it with Mister Mark at http://www.extremecock.org or see more of the blob at http://www.extremecock.com/mistermarkintro.htm
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    Omg He's Not The Only One!!!! *cries*

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