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    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAHAHHAAA That's just WRONG!
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    My curiosity got the best of me and now I'm a member and am asking questions. XD

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    I didn't click any of the links...

    But, I do have to say that sometimes it works to read all of the posts before you visit those links.

    I'm afraid that I've already got pregnancy induced hormonal insomnia...and if I looked at any of those sites, I might never fall asleep again...

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    See...I keep coming back just to look! >< Damn you!
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    well i thought the penis with cartman drawing from south park imposed on it was rather creative. often i wondered about having a bigger penis. but this time bigger isnt better. its like a woman saying i have dd tits but they touch her knees eww. i

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    dd isnt a fair comparison its more like triple (zzz) something or something. im just not smart enough to think of a bigger size.

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    WTF was that??? Ewww!! That is wrong on like EVERY level!!

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    Silicone injections - hmmm.

    Well, I guess everyone has to feel "special".

    He sure seemed excited about it.


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    i still dont see a purpose to self -freaking-deform yr body like that unless a desperate need for attention lmao for sure dude has some issues

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    Default Re: The perfect penis ?

    JoeyJones already posted this in the "Pics Post" section.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...&page=46&pp=15
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    Quote Originally Posted by smooth_and_cool
    well i thought the penis with cartman drawing from south park imposed on it was rather creative. often i wondered about having a bigger penis. but this time bigger isnt better. its like a woman saying i have dd tits but they touch her knees eww. i
    I think in this case it'd like a woman saying she had size QQQQQQQQQQ tits but they touch the ground.

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    Took me a while to notice this thread.

    I usually say better late than never, but in this case no... Never woulda' been much better than late!!

    And no, you don't ever wanna know what's going on in his head!!

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    ^^ As I told you last night NoCover I want to know the WHY!!! LoL

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    ^^ OK, but you don't want to end up actually thinking like he does!

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    Silly man. Someone didnt tell him that the perfect penis can be any size, as long as the man attatched is quiet, obedient, and loyal?
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    That shit is funny looking. Why would he want to do something like that.?

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    I can't believe I sat through the whole video. You know that thing where you're horrifed but you just can't look away???

    Jesus.
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    Is never quite perfect. Yay tongue!!!!!!!!!!!
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