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    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

    Last edited by madison_leigh; 04-24-2006 at 12:32 PM. Reason: I finally got the picture into the message body
    My breasts have a career, I'm just tagging along

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    arrrgh, stupid thing didn't post the picture
    My breasts have a career, I'm just tagging along

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    That is cute!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Haha thats good...
    Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.

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    Me and my slow ass...I'm thinking, "dam why did she post her number" dur....lol ok time for bed now.







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    And that is why men love dogs....

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    I fixed it!!!
    My breasts have a career, I'm just tagging along

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