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    Default Making the world safe from naked carpenters

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where we learned that nude hair brushing is good, but nude bicycle repair is bad.



    <H2>Carpenter charged with working in the buff



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    OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) - A carpenter who keeps his clothes clean by working in the nude was arrested after a client returned home early and found him building bookcases in the buff.



    Percy Honniball, 50, was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure this week for the October incident.



    He told officers he stripped before crawling under the client's house to do electrical work because he didn't want to soil his clothes, police said.

    Honniball said Thursday that working in the nude gave him a better range of motion and that a skilled craftsman can work clothing - and injury - free.

    "In certain situations such as demolitions where you are smashing rock you want to be clothed and protected because this rock can harm you," he said.

    Honniball was caught working naked in Berkeley three times in the last six years and put on probation for violating a city ordinance. Honniball said he doesn't plan to do work in his birthday suit again.

    Police said he apologized to the startled homeowner, but was fired. The homeowner paid Honniball for the finished work, but deducted $200. "He kept out that amount to change his locks," Oakland Police Officer Jesse Grant said.
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    Default Re: Making the world safe from naked carpenters

    this guy should be contracting out to women. his business would flourish there.

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    Wow...that's...kinda scary, actually!

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    Damn, why does this only happen with the 50 year old men you don't WANT to see naked?? Why couldn't my hot repair guy from my old apartment do this???
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Yep, I had these guys working around my house just the other day!

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    Um...with the twig and berries hanging out I wouldn't want to be anywhere near nails or hammers or sandbelts. This guy is clearly off his rocker.

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    Default Re: Making the world safe from naked carpenters

    We have Naked Dan the Handyman here in Tampa...

    http://www.nakedan.com/

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    Default Re: Making the world safe from naked carpenters

    why is it that most of the guys most willing to walk around in the buff are the last ones I would want to see??
    "Just because you've seen everything doesn't mean you understand it." Foamy the Squirrel ( www.illwillpress.com )

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    Default Re: Making the world safe from naked carpenters

    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    We have Naked Dan the Handyman here in Tampa...

    http://www.nakedan.com/
    That is funny, scary and gross all at the same time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    We have Naked Dan the Handyman here in Tampa...

    http://www.nakedan.com/

    Joe Dirt!!!
    My breasts have a career, I'm just tagging along

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    We were talking about swingers on another forum and someone else put it very well...

    "Why is it that the last people you want to see naked are always the first to volunteer?"

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    We have Naked Dan the Handyman here in Tampa...

    http://www.nakedan.com/
    Cool, he cleans entertainers!

    Feature costumes for sale!

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