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    Default Stripper-speak.

    Having been friendly with several dancers, (inside and outside of work), for several years, I thought I'd offer the English translation of some of the better examples of dancer speak I've been subjected to recently.

    Can you give another girl a lift home too - she doesn't live far away from me.

    It's 5 miles, round the world's worst one way system.

    I'm working at a one-off venue. It's not far. Can you give me a lift?

    It's over a hundred miles away.

    Can we pop into the shopping centre on the way back? I'll only be fifteen minutes.

    I'll be an hour and a half.

    Of course I've told my boyfriend you're giving me a lift home. He's cool about it.

    He's a possessive psychopath who doesn't know about you.

    Anyone care to add to the list?

    Phil.

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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    No, that is "I don't have a car" speak. That talk is universal







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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    My boyfriend can kick you ass.

    I can kick your ass but you wouldn't believe me because I'm a woman. My boyfriend is actually a scrawny geek with glasses and can't kill a fly with a swatter.

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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    The young dancers in my club are now calling bad money days "making minimum wage". I HAD to ask them if they had ever worked a real minimum wage job. They hadnt. This was their first job of any kind.


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    I will not give a lift to a dancer even if she is bare naked......There is a good chance somebody will come and vandalize my car later.....
    It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    "See that guy over there in the corner, he takes me and the other dancers to and from work. He can give you a ride too if you need."

    Translate: see that pathetic loser drooling all over himself in the corner. The sucker regularly chauffers us around for free. I saved over $200 in gas alone last month! Now I can buy that new amp for my boyfriend, who doesn't care about said PL 'cause its money back in our pockets!

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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    OK, bear in mind that this is the sort of thing that happens in my current club (but I'm not there much longer!), and is not in any way to be interpreted as typical behavior for a typical stripper in your area!

    "I only made enough to pay for my hotel room, and they are going to throw me out into the street! Tonight really sucked! So can I please tip you tomorrow night instead? I'll make it up to you!"

    I only made 800$, enough to get an eight ball of coke and give my boyfriend the rest so he doesn't kick the shit out of me. If I do show up, it won't be for 4-5 days, and you won't ever get an extra dime out of me, because I'll have the same sob story all ready for you again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    "I only made enough to pay for my hotel room, and they are going to throw me out into the street! Tonight really sucked! So can I please tip you tomorrow night instead? I'll make it up to you!"

    I only made 800$, enough to get an eight ball of coke and give my boyfriend the rest so he doesn't kick the shit out of me. If I do show up, it won't be for 4-5 days, and you won't ever get an extra dime out of me, because I'll have the same sob story all ready for you again...
    OMG!!! I work with this girl!!! lol This week she has an ace bandage wrapped around her leg and is telling everyone that she needs surgery on her knee because she fell down. And in Montana, it's meth, not coke. She lives with her kid, her husband, and his parents in one hotel room. I hear that line every night.
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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    "I'll be there at six on the DOT. I swear!"

    Translation: I'll come rolling in around midnight if I can't find anything better to do.

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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    let's perpetuate the stripper stereotype a little more...

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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    let's perpetuate the stripper stereotype a little more...
    Stereotypes (and not just about strippers, but pretty much anything) have two very bad things about them.

    1. They're not neccesarily true and don't apply to every member of the stereotyped group.

    2. There are just enough people in each stereotyped group who act in accordance with the stereotype to make the rest of us forget about #1.
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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    OK, bear in mind that this is the sort of thing that happens in my current club (but I'm not there much longer!), and is not in any way to be interpreted as typical behavior for a typical stripper in your area!
    Repeated for emphasis!

    Furthermore, this isn't typical behavior in my club, or I would have gotten out of there much sooner than now!

    But these women do exist, in my club--just as bad examples of any ethnic, religious, or occupational groups do.

    Lawyers have the best lawyer jokes, if you get to know them, and so many of them are negative it's pretty amazing.

    But point taken--there are always those who will fail utterly to see the humor in any given joke, and use the joke instead to perpetuate negative ideas about both the subject of the joke, and the person trying to make light out of a problem (that might actually exist, somewhere out there).
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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    Sadly I see a lot of the younger girls say "My boyfriend", which the expierenced girls know = "My pimp".

    And I made $1500 last night. No you didn't. I Know who makes that kind of money at my club and who doesn't. The girls that do never brag about it!

    I was too sick (i.e. fucked up! or hung over) to make it to work yesterday.

    I see some girls at my club every single day of the week and they don't even have cell phones! It's sad.
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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608
    And I made $1500 last night. No you didn't. I Know who makes that kind of money at my club and who doesn't. The girls that do never brag about it!

    I was too sick (i.e. fucked up! or hung over) to make it to work yesterday.

    I see some girls at my club every single day of the week and they don't even have cell phones! It's sad.
    same with guys who tell you how much money they have and what color their porsche is...then they won't spend $12 to buy you a cocktail...and of course they won't get a dance!

    i think its tacky to talk about money...so i completely ignore it whenever dancers do...
    they only want to try and make somebody else feel inadequate

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    LOL- customer talk.

    "I'm waiting for someone" (You're not my type)
    "Come back later" ( I have no money)
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    "I'd really rather take you out to dinner sometime than buy a dance."

    (I'm totally married but would like to pretend I'm not for a few hours sometime)
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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    Customer: Do you think I'm good looking?
    Dancer: You're the best baby!*
    *translation: I'll keep stroking your ego so long as you keep filling my bank account.

    Customer: Can we go out sometime?
    Dancer: That would be nice, give me your number and I'll call you tomorrow*
    *translation: I'll keep wooing you back into the club until you seem like you are going to switch dancers, then I'll let you take me to the mall and let you buy me designer clothes and accessories!

    Customer: I've spent all I had tonight on you, let's just hang out for a few.
    Dancer: Okay, but I need to go freshen up. I'll be right back.*
    *translation: I'll be in VIP with the next guy for the next two hours.

    Customer: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Dancer: I'm single available and looking for Mr. right!!*
    *translation: If you're rich, I'm single. But in reality I'm happily married and have never "cheated" on my husband in the 9 years we've been together. (I have to put cheating in parentheses because I don't think swinging counts as cheating does it? Maybe sport f*cking would be a better term?)

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    Default Re: Stripper-speak.

    Dancer: "Wanna dance?"

    Translation: "Would you like me to rub my young, hot, hard, nearly naked bod all over your dumpy, aging, lonely and rejected bod, giving you a woody...and also sort of pretending to like you?...It's twenty bucks for each three minutes."

    Come to think of it, I'll bet that translated version might bank with a few adjustments.

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