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    Default Stupidest Song I've Heard in a SC

    Well in the spirit of other threads such as "worst dance ever", "best dance ever", "tackiest stripper move", etc., I've decided to share my experience last week of what I thought was the stupidest song I've heard in a SC, and see what everyone else thinks.

    Other than hardcore rap, I generally like almost any music played in SCs. However, I expect it to be either reasonably modern, or very classic rock. Last week I was heading into VIP song no. 3 with my ATF, when I heard the three tremelo entry chords to "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James & the Shondells. WTF I asked? My gal said there was a new dancer there who danced to this song every day on stage. I guess oldies have their place, but bubble gum pop from 1968??? Maybe some folks like this stuff, but I have dubbed it "The Stupidest Song I've Ever Heard in a SC!"

    I did explain to my ATF about how every kid that had an electric guitar in 1968 wanted an amp with two things: tremelo and reverb...., just so they could play Crimson and Clover. Somehow I grew past it......

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    ACKKKKK! There, I feel much better.

    So, what's the stupidest song you've ever heard in a strip club?

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    I got a dance last Friday night to "Chop Suey" by System of a Down.

    "I dont' think you trust...in...my...self-righteous suicide..."

    Great song but terrible for a dance. Especially from a black dancer. She gave me a look like "WTF is this?"

    The next song was Ludacris and I would SWEAR her dance was 150% better.

    And yeah, the DJ DID play System of a Down and Ludacris back to back.

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    "The Weight" by The Band, because it's probably the best-known "Cingular song" and seems like a long ad now. Plus the lyrics are deeply allegorical, so you're always thinking "WTF does THAT mean?"

    But damn, I miss the girl who danced to it.

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    I got a dance last Friday night to "Chop Suey" by System of a Down.

    "I dont' think you trust...in...my...self-righteous suicide..."
    But it's got a great rock beat. I personally like hearing it on the club sound system and know dancers who can do good stage sets to it.

    The worst song I've ever heard was a country & western song by some guy who I don't even know. I just remember going from OutKast to Godsmack to this C & W song and it just killed the entire mood. One of the dancers was complaining loudly about how bad it was.
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    I once heard the song "Butterfly Kisses"...it's a slow country song about a dad tucking his little girl in bed, saying their prayers and giving butterfly kisses... As I'm rubbing my ass on some guys lap..WTF?!! Sooo not right!

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    Some might say that its befitting the SC environment, but "The Whistle Song" (aka "Blow My Whistle Bitch") by the DJ Aligator Project wins hands down. That song is about as sexy as a gonzo porn flick.
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    Wow, you guys are the only strip club customers in the world with a sense of irony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyssa Lynn
    I once heard the song "Butterfly Kisses"...it's a slow country song about a dad tucking his little girl in bed, saying their prayers and giving butterfly kisses... As I'm rubbing my ass on some guys lap..WTF?!! Sooo not right!
    You've got to be kidding.... that totally beats Crimson & Clover as a stupid SC song. I think every wedding I've been to in the last several years has had that song at the reception for the father-daughter dance. Talk about a buzz killer in a SC setting!

    What DJ in his or her right mind would inflict this on anyone???

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    Quote Originally Posted by azdd
    You've got to be kidding.... that totally beats Crimson & Clover as a stupid SC song. I think every wedding I've been to in the last several years has had that song at the reception for the father-daughter dance. Talk about a buzz killer in a SC setting!

    What DJ in his or her right mind would inflict this on anyone???
    Sorry...but this song sounds like some freako perv dad to me...anyone else? That's totally not cool for the SC, though. Someone actually WANTED to dance to that?!

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    Mambo No. 5

    The girl on stage couldn't dance for shit, which compounded the error.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    Mambo No. 5

    The girl on stage couldn't dance for shit, which compounded the error.
    Anything with a decent mombo or samba beat makes most American girls look bad on stage. There are enough Latina and Brazilian girls in the clubs I go to that the DJ's save the Latin beats for the girls that now what to do with them.

    Crimosn and Clover didn't seem that bad to me (I still have a 1966 Fender twin reverb in my basement.) but Butterfly Kisses is a sick twisted song to play in a strip club...unless you want a dancer to call you daddy....
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    "Short D*ck Man".I HATE this song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    "Short D*ck Man".I HATE this song.
    Yeah, it's pretty stupid. I don't realy see how songs with inane lyrics that draw attention away from the dancers are a good idea anyway.
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    If the 45 was pressed after 1970, Im probably clueless

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    45???
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    45???
    45 RPM those little records with one song on each side LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    45 RPM those little records with one song on each side LOL

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    Didn't those come out right around the time Jesus walked the earth???

    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Didn't those come out right around the time Jesus walked the earth???

    LOL.
    Jesus plus a couple of years LOL

    Actually the scratchy vinyl combined with a fat smokin doobie was fun back in the day That was before I became all professional and all Now all I think about is making money

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    fun back in the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    I think everything was better "back in the day",LOL!!!
    LOL Only from a fuzzy memory standpoint. Back in 1969 I was making $2.65 an hour at a dead end job trying to support a wife and a kid. Now I make $265K per year Balancing the scales Ill take today LOL But I agree OTB, some aspect of life were more fun back then...just not the money thingee

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    LOL Only from a fuzzy memory standpoint. Back in 1969 I was making $2.65 an hour at a dead end job trying to support a wife and a kid. Now I make $265K per year Balancing the scales Ill take today LOL But I agree OTB, some aspect of life were more fun back then...just not the money thingee

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Didn't those come out right around the time Jesus walked the earth???

    LOL.
    Back then a lot of guys had long hair and sandals like Jesus. It was easy to get confused.












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    Out of a 3/$100, I got "Love Is in the Air" and "The Tide is High and I'm Moving On" back to back.
    I'm like WTF. The DJ must have been going through a retro phase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Back then a lot of guys had long hair and sandals like Jesus. It was easy to get confused.
    That is too f*cking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Yeah well,the money thingee is what makes you able to drive that EXT,LOL!!!
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