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    Nobody Rides for Free!

    The past couple nights at my club, we've gotten off to a slow start early in the evening. A few customers will come in and sit at the tip rail to watch the show, and they won't put down a single dollar. When that happens, the DJ breaks out a song I'd never heard before but am now in love with... "Nobody Rides for Free," by an 80's hair band called Rat. This song gets two big thumbs up from me. It is completely non-subtle, and when no other dancers come out and you sit there for five minutes or so listening to those lyrics, you get the message!

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    Wow, I've never heard of that song. Time for me to download it...







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    OK, so when this happens, he plays the song and puts no one up, and they still sit there? Wow, that's 'Losers', and notice the capital "L"...

    Thank god for songs like that, lol...
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    Yep, they sit there and listen to the ENTIRE song and wait for another dancer to come out. Then one will, and she will sit there and stare at them until they start tipping. And yes, they are losers!

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    if you're looking for the song...the band is RATT and it's on Ratt and Roll

    Lyrics: In my dreams see I'm on tv
    Get back exactly who I wanna be
    If she could really see herself in my eyes
    This wouldn't be such a big suprise

    I'm sick and tired of it getting in my way
    I'm sick and tired of everything I seem I know

    Nobody rides for free
    Nobody rides for free

    Don't stop to think cause I know where I stand
    I'm on my way no your not gonna change my plan
    If you can break away and see what I say
    You'll understand what I'm trying to be

    I'm sick and tired of talking to my little dates
    I'm sick and tired of everyone in my way

    Nobody rides for free
    Nobody rides for free
    Nobody rides
    Noooobooody...nobody rides for free
    Noooobooody...nobody rides for free
    Noooobooody...nobody rides for free
    Noooobooody

    You've gotta pay to play
    So don't you stand in my way
    Cause nobody, nobody rides for free

    Now the worlds at stake
    The card was drawn
    You thought he could swim but I guess you were wrong
    You sink to the depths of your misery
    Baby the past will set you free

    Nobody rides for free
    Nobody rides for free
    Nobody rides
    Noooobooody...nobody rides for free
    Noooobooody...nobody rides for free
    Noooobooody...nobody rides for free
    Noooobooody

    You've gotta pay to play
    So don't you stand in my way
    Cause nobody, nobody rides for free

    Nobody rides for free
    Nobody rides for free...

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    Default Re: Nobody Rides for Free!

    I love Ratt. And I am not ashamed.
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    Default Re: Nobody Rides for Free!

    At the club I just left, 'The Whacker' (who had refined the art of furtive tip rail masturbation to a science) would often turn his head up to the booth in sincere irritation if I was calling a missing dancer onstage again. You could tell he blamed me for the problem by the look on his face.

    He did tip, though...

    Some of the dancers took his money, some didn't.
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