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    Smiley An Elephant Never Forgets

    While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot, only to find a large thorn deeply embedded there. Carefully and as gently as he can, he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

    Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

    For years after the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day ...

    One day the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. The elephant gazes at him, looking deep into his eyes.

    Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him...................

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    Probably not the same elephant then.

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    HA! Good one...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    Ha, that just made my day
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    LOL

    That was a good one...

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    lol.....
    Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.

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    LOL! Poor fool...
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