lets point out r success stories in seducing and picking up strippers

lets point out r success stories in seducing and picking up strippers

so heres my story
I go to this ottawa strip club with 3 friends.
we sit at a table and have a great time,chatting joking and ordering drinks and treating the bartenders with great respect and great tips.
We became the center of the room
so then the dancers saw us as a great target and started coming to our table.
we sat them down, teased, played s little game ont hem we call"the stripper game"
and they really were enjoying their time.
none of us spend a cent on them and no one bought lap dances and they became so interested that they forgot the other customers.
hmmmmm
we hooked up with those dancers that weekend,great girls,its great to see them outside the work place some r intelligent nice even religious wow.
^^ And you talk about reporting *ME* to the mods? Trust me... a thread like this is not well recieved on the pink side... try going to the strip club junkie side... your mentality will be better recieved there.

listen cally whatever u have against me or against men go complain it to a doctor not me.
not everytime i post something i want a dancer popping out and attacking me
if u got issues,dont discuss it with me, whats wrong with my post lets see
whats wrong with making friends with strippers?





My boyfriend:
Grip them firmly at the sides and LIFT!
I am not attacking you for your thread, im just stating the obvious... a lot of the girls here will not like this thread... it would be better suited for the other side of the board.

ok how bout instead of complaining ,tell us how u shut guys off when they try to act cool or rich or try to act as players and pick u up, tell us how u shut them up
it's just funny how you seem so proud about not spending money on the dancers. when did it become such a status symbol to be a cheapskate in a club and try to pick up on strippers? YOU are the one trying to act cool by posting that you pulled strippers and didnt spend a dime in the club. do you really expect us to look favorably on this? how do we shut them up? walk away and shake our heads as poor naive girls waste their time on those losers. making friends with strippers is one thing. bragging about not even tipping them is another. i know that the friends i have at least respect women enough to throw a few dollars around when they visit me at work.





Dude, what freaking world are you living in? Why do you even post on this side?? The "insight" that you feel you give/offer is not needed here. It would be more accepted (ha, I doubt if they even like you) on the blue side. There is more testosterone pumping overthere. So run now, and go have funOriginally Posted by nylonfeetlover
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=167
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
This post doesn't belong here, though your reception in Blue would be probably be one of near-equal ridicule.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.




The story seemed dry with a thin plot. It was like "I walked down the street, I saw a girl, I screwed the girl, It was fun". Pretty boring stuff. Maybe you could spice it up with a blind serial killer, a gay clowns convention, some pecans or walnuts, and rabid pink poodles.
WiseGuy_TX the Critic
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."





Veni, vidi, vici...![]()




ooo ooo I know!
Throw ROCKS at her!
People are not ruled by their memories.





Didn't you forget to start this:Originally Posted by nylonfeetlover
"Once upon a time..."
Bet Hans Christian Anderson is revolving at great speed in his grave.
Phil.
LMAO... I always thought the chair lift was best?



Be sure to brag about how rich you are while you're sitting there not tipping. Strippers love that. Oh, and tell them they're not as slutty as you were expecting.




Only if you are skiing or Jewish.Originally Posted by Cally
Well im a skier so chair lift for me w00t!!!!!!!





"none of us spend a cent on them and no one bought lap dances and they became so interested that they forgot the other customers."
what a bunch of dumb ass girls. i wish more girls like this (if they exist) would come work where i do. that would leave all the customers who spend money to me.
No girl is going to spend time with non paying customers unless shes just that damn stupid... trust me this guy is full of shit. He reminds me of the morons that were in my club on Sunday..
It was a dark and stormy night...
I made it to the strip club and there were quite a few girls on the floor. All gorgeous girls (9-10 level). The place was packed, but I managed to find a spot in a corner. After a few minutes, a busty brunette comes up to chat. I ask her her real name and she tells me and indicates that she's been waiting for someone to finally ask her that. She then tells me she's never met anyone as charming and handsome as me. Of course, I agree![]()
The waitress asks me to buy the dancer a drink and I decline. The dancer agrees with my decision and am glad to see someone stand up to the club by not buying her a drink. I tell her she doesn't belong here and let me "take you away from all this." She agrees and goes home with me. And we lived happily ever after.
jbg
BTW - I have a bridge for sale if you want to buy it.




QUOTE=Cally:
No girl is going to spend time with non paying customers unless shes just that damn stupid...
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Ma'am:
I bit my tongue early in the thread when you intimated that this obvious troll would be well received here on our darker side. See, I have this problem with being overly defensive.![]()
I said nothing as others agreed that this was typical and, dare I say it, stereotypical, of those of us who populate the blue side. I am probably reading into it...I have a problem with that too.![]()
But I must ask you to limit the sweeping generalizations, especially the insulting ones.Say rather that you have never seen or never heard of... But, it takes all kinds to make the world go `round, right?
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With anticipated appreciations,
-gen
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
Yes, exactly!! Straightforward and to the point...Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
Hey guys, this isn't as complicated as it seems
If you want sex with a stripper... $$ talk.
On the other hand, if you want a stripper girlfriend, good luck!!
I dunno, baby, I have. I mean I have also dated and slept with customers. Not something I do on a regular basis, though, and I couldn't say that refusing to buy me a drink or a dance would, on average, facinate me that much. And we are all assuming that he is desperately unattractive and completely lacking in charm because, well, that's just how he seems. But we are not considering that (a) one or both of those assumptions COULD be wrong and that (b) there are in fact strippers in the world who really can't afford to be all THAT choosy. Maybe he is talking about one of those girls. You know the ones.Originally Posted by Cally
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