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    What are some of your pet peeves that customers (most times unintentionally) commit?

    Here's a few of mine. Most of these things, are things that customers do not realize are so annoying, or things that I would view as annoying/insulting more than the average person might:

    1.) People who say "No way, you're from Philly? No, where are you really from? Cause you have an accent." Look, I've lived in Philly my whole life except for one semester studying abroad in Australia, I do NOT have an acccent and I AM from Philly and NO I'm NOT some innocent little Swiss Miss country girl from Northern Europe. (I don't get that one as much anymore, but when I first started dancing and was a little shy and didn't have boobs, people mistaked me for being this naive country girl...how infuriating!!)

    2.) Black guys(mostly younger ones) who'd say "Ya ever been with a black guy before?". Again, something people mostly only said back when I first started dancing, back when I had a more innocent look and no boobs. Again, implying that I'm too innocent...little did these customers know that I had more sex partners than they'd ever believe lol yeah innocent my ass. Usually I'd respond cockily with "Ya ever have a white pussy ride you?" in the same tone!!

    3.) "What's a nice little girl next door type like you doing here?" Again, in words of Britney Spears, I'm not that innocent!! Even when customers mean well by saying this, or intend it as a compliment, I catch myself getting short/curt with them because it annoys me so much. I've probably been with more guys than years these (older) guys have been on this planet, admittedly I've experimented with a good variety of drugs(but not all of them) before, hells I even lived alone in a bad part of North Philly before! Give me credit for my experience, dammit!

    4.) The guy who told me I was "too humble to be a dancer." Not only was he being rude(he literally walked away in the middle of a convo he initiated with me, to take some other girl to the couch room; he didn't give me any money), but he was basically saying that I should stick to "regular", much lower-paying jobs instead, just because he thought I was a "nice girl" and a little shy? And why would I WANT to be humble? Humbleness is NOT a trait that is good to have in the stripping industry...humble girls tend to make less money than other girls, they get stepped on all the time by less-humble dancers, etc.

    5.) People who say "Where are you from?" I like to be vague about where I live, for security purposes, and so I usually say "Northeast Philly" but don't specify. But what's annoying is when they say "oh, which part?" and then I would kinda blandly, insincerely say in monotone, "Uh, I dunno...Cottman & Roosevelt?" which is one of the best known sections of Northeast Philly. (At the time that I was living in Northeast Philly, I was actually located 5-10mins south of there) I don't want people looking for me around my neighborhood, dammit!!

    6.) Guys who keep trying to kiss me, or even worse, stick their fuckin tongue in my ear!!! I don't like the tongue in ear thing from anyone, not even a boyfriend/fuck buddy! And I only like the smothering-kissing thing from a boyfriend/fuck buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982
    2.) Black guys(mostly younger ones) who'd say "Ya ever been with a black guy before?". Again, something people mostly only said back when I first started dancing, back when I had a more innocent look and no boobs. Again, implying that I'm too innocent...little did these customers know that I had more sex partners than they'd ever believe lol yeah innocent my ass. Usually I'd respond cockily with "Ya ever have a white pussy ride you?" in the same tone!!
    Ha, I could relate to ALL of those listed. Opposite of black guys, I get ALOT of white guys saying, "You dont date white guys by anychance do you?? " I just smile and say, "sure, I date all types of guys" heheh giggle

    This past saturday while I was on stage, this group of white guys were going crazy. The one was the more obnoxious of them all. He was like, "oh yea girl, bring that smooth chocolate here" then he's like, "hey do you like white guys? They call me the "WHITE CHOCHOLATE THUNDER" I'm thinking the whole time I'm dancing like are you f***** serious?!







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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982
    6.) Guys who keep trying to kiss me, or even worse, stick their fuckin tongue in my ear!!! I don't like the tongue in ear thing from anyone, not even a boyfriend/fuck buddy! And I only like the smothering-kissing thing from a boyfriend/fuck buddy!
    Uh, yeah, I've been wanting to rant about this for awhile. I get really annoyed that there are customers who do a reaching pucker thing to try and kiss my boobs anytime they are near their face. I just move away, but c'mon! If I wanted any part of your face on my tits, I would put them there!

    Then there are the guys who move their legs open and closed during a dance. This can be dangerous, because it causes me to lose my balance when I'm standing! And stop fucking grabbing my legs when I'm standing! It seriously causes me to almost fucking fall over!

    What about the guys that try and hold you in a sitting position (facing away) during a dance so they can grind. Lovely. Who wants an air dance? That guy does.

    At my new club, there's some guy that when you ask him if he would like a dance, he says, "Do you give back rubs?" The first time, I told him no, and he told me he didn't want a dance then. The second time (different night) I told him no and, "I do dances, I'm not a massage therapist." He only bought one dance. Go to a fucking AMP (wait, do they have those here?) if you want to get rubbed.

    Last, it used to be my biggest pet peeve, but I've kind of gotten over it. Until the other night. There's always a Captain Obvious in any group on any given night who will say, "Wow, you're a big girl." Fine, I'm tall, I'm not petite, but I know I'm hot, so it doesn't really bother me. Some jackass (actually, it was massage guy) tells me that I'm big while I'm dancing for him and then asks me, "How big do you think you are around this part? About a 48?" I was like, "Uh, no, more like a 32..."

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    "You want a drink?"
    "No, thank you, I already have a Pepsi."
    "C'mon, you need a drink, it'll loosen you up" "
    "No, thank you, I don't drink alcohol"

    2min later: "You want a drink?"
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    Guys kissing my boobs in VIP...almost everytime I give a dance the guy will try and some times they slip a kiss in on my boob... or lick my boob.... or try to take my titty tape off... etc.... but it's always the boobs for some reason. Why in the world would I want some strangers slobber all over my tits? UGH!
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    Guys don't usually try to lick my chest, they have this wierd thing with my stomach. I get my friggin stomach licked all the time.
    My breasts have a career, I'm just tagging along

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    I hate when they try to kiss me. I dont know you why would i let you kiss me. That just makes me sick!!!!!

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    Stop telling me you're in love with me! And stop trying to kiss me. It's a financial transaction; not foreplay. I know I work eye contact a little better than other girls in the club, but it doesn't mean I have an interest in you for anything besides your money.

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    When guys turn their head to try to kiss me when I'm trying to whisper in their ear. I swear, I have to use my hands to hold their head in place while trying to talk to them so they won't try it. Its gross, I hate it when customers try to kiss any part. I also hate it when I get up after trying to sell them a dance and they said no and they either grap or smack my butt as I am trying to leave. When they ask so many questions that I feel like I'm being interrogated is really annoying. It's even more annoying when they ask "why" or "why not" as a follow up question to any other questions they ask.

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    Being asked out to dinner/drink or begging for a phone number 300 times a night,every night.

    Also,I cannot stand when they come up to me and yell :"You're tall,how tall are you?".When I tell them I'm 5'9 without shoes they accuse me of lying.

    Of course,there's many more.

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    i get the tall thing too from alot of people. not at a club. im 5'9" as well (woot!) and people always think im taller. maybe you just carry yourself well and have good posture that always makes people think youre taller. i learned to do that back in the day when i was the same height as everyone and i was trying to be taller. now im trying to be just as short as them! i do the same thing with my boobs too, well did. i used to be a member of the itty bitty tittie commitee, hell i was president! but my boobs grew 2 cup sizes in about a year and a half. but now i dont have to try to make my boobs look big, they do the job all by themselves!

    i dont know what id do if a customer tried to kiss or lick me. ugh! i get mad when my boyfriends kisses me when i dont want him to, i dont even know what it would be like when somebody that i have no interest in tries to!
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    Weird as it is, I've more or less gotten used to attempted lickings and kissings, being asked on dates, and all the normal customer things. If I got mad every time one of these things happened, I'd be mad all night -- it's not even worth it. But there's one thing that gets me every time: When I ask a customer not to do something (like, lick me) and he asks "why?" It's my goddamn body and I said so, that's why. Since when do I need a freakin reason?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkkitten
    I also hate it when I get up after trying to sell them a dance and they said no and they either grap or smack my butt as I am trying to leave.
    GOD THAT IS THE WORST!!! This didn't happen as often at Oasis as it did at Wizzards. I fucking hate "cheap bastards" who try to get "freebies" and make it look very obvious that they are doing it. I usually resorted to slapping or striking customers who did this. Other times, I would touch them back in equally uncomfortable ways, such as pinching their nipples with my nails(in a not pleasurable way!), pinching their ass(cause homophobic guys loooove to have their asses played with, riiiiiight), or pinching the back of their necks.

    Here's another example of some cheap bastard assholes who tried to get freebies. After being stiffed on a couch dance and being loudly insulted/humiliated by the guy who stiffed me in front of all his friends, I *tried* to forget about it and walk on. So I walked up to 2 guys sitting at a table a little ways from the bar, said my usual "hi, how are you doing" and the one guy responds nonchalantly with, "Nothing much, we're just here for the *cheap show*." WTF!! I could tell that they were "using" me just for free convo and a free show, so I figured the least they could do would be to bum me a cigarette. The guy gives me a cigarette(an ULTRALIGHT! ew), I make up some bullshit about how I'm not cheap because I'm a college grad with a $57K/yr job at Rohm & Haas pharmaceutical lined up, just to boast that I'm worth something, in a very pompous way. I didn't even have 2 drags of the cigarette before I'm called to the stage, so I put out the cigarette, tell them that I gotta go but will be back to talk & smoke it later. As I walk away, one of the guys says in a snotty voice, "Heh, I'll smoke your cigarette when you're gone" so he was taking back the only fucking thing he gave me all night. ASSHOLES. (The only good thing about the night was when I got the bouncers to chase after the guy who stiffed me, and they got me my fucking $15)

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    licking, touching, biting, the other night i had a guy try to make love to my upper arm (he talked to it and everything), but most of all i cannot stand the guys that hold out the dollar at the tip rail asking if thats all they get, then try to hold it away like its cute. these guys are lucky to get the ten seconds for the dollar, like i'm going to spend then entire song...hah!

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    I don't know if all guys are like this but phillydancer, have you noticed guys in Philly will get mad at you if you're from a nicer part of town than they want? It's like they come in to compete. Then you get guys who come in who want to insult you if you don't come from as nice a place. "I'm from Princeton, where are you from?.....Bristol?!!!! Oh.....that's nice."

    And my all-time favorite MILKMAN! Never seen a breast he can't grab. Whatta jack-ass!

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    Ok, ok... but what about the guys who say, "make that money, girl!" or, "you're going to do very well tonight," after not tipping you?!

    It's like junior pimp-for-a-day status. Drives me up the wall.
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    Yeah, that annoys me too! Or how about the obviously wealthy-looking guys in the business suits(you know they make more money than you as a stripper), who even go as far to boast about how much money they've spent on some other strip club(be it a club in their hometown, etc), but then they don't spend anything on you. I hate that, because it makes me feel like they spend, just not on me, because they regard me as "cheap merchandise" or something. Look, just because I don't come across as a stereotypical "asshole snobby stripper" personality, doesn't mean I'm too nice of a person that I would humbly sit and talk to a customer for hours without expecting some money. I don't care what that asshole customer said, I'm NOT humble, if I was humble then I wouldn't have gotten a boob job, a flashy sportscar, kept dancing after overcoming the initial financial crisis that got me into dancing, or dated 1/4 of the number of guys that I did, etc.

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    A drunk guy I was dancing for in vip thought it would be a good idea to pull my hair but he did it so hard that he twisted my neck & it cracked really loud! It scared that shit outta me & the bouncer came in and kicked his ass out early.

    Oh yeah & another time some guy's drunk friend thought it'd be funny to pull my hair from behind me to get my attention (we were all sitting at the bar) & rip one of the pockets off the front of my bikini top. When I tried to pull his hair back he tried to act all tough like he wanted to fight me, seriously! What a stupid pussy-a** bitch. I should've had him kicked out.

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    Here's some pet peeves:

    Customers who won't stop asking what your real name is...(I have a stage name for a reason, asshole)

    Customers who sit in the second row of seats and gawk at you the whole time you are on stage and don't tip you a single dollar...or worse than that even, when they sit at the tip-rail and don't tip.

    Customers who blow on you! wtf??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Then there are the guys who move their legs open and closed during a dance. This can be dangerous, because it causes me to lose my balance when I'm standing! And stop fucking grabbing my legs when I'm standing! It seriously causes me to almost fucking fall over!



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    I hate that. Like WTF are they trying to accomplish by doing that!

    I hate when instead of saying "not right now" or "I'm waiting for a certain girl" when you bring up a dance a guy says "I don't do that. I never get dances!" then leaves right away with a dance for another girl. Just tell me you don't want a goddamn dance! I won't go out back and cry about it, don't worry, really...but it makes me feel like an idiot when yu get all "I don't do lapdances" when you obv. do.

    I hate when you talk to guys for a little bit, because its slower, or thats how you hustle or w/e, and then you suggest a dance and they turn you down, then when you go to leave they say something like "Oh so it's like that is it?" Um yeah, it is just like that.

    Or how about the guy that comes in "for the music" and nurses that same ginger ale all night long, never once even going to the stage to tip, let alone buying a dance. The musics fucking fabulous.


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    Stupid customers are my pet peeve

    guy: i don't get dances
    me: would you go to a resturant and not buy any food?
    him: no, it's more like going to the butcher when you are a vegetarian and paying to watch him chop the meat
    me: so you are gay??

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    I hate grabby customers.
    I hate when a guy says, "Yes, come sit with me" but refuses to buy me a drink, make any kind of conversation, or buy dances. Don't tell me to sit with you if you don't want me there!
    Also, on some level, I hate when I ask to sit with someone and they say no. Hurts my feelers.
    I hate when customers try to 'get' me. This happens a lot. "You had a rough childhood? Abused by your father? Blah blah blah?" I don't need a shrink I need money!

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    -Asking a ton of personal questions in a condescending manner right off the bat when I sit with them, i.e. "What does your husband/boyfriend think of this?" (their sneaky way of trying to find out if I'm single or not without coming right out and asking), "Do your parents know you do this?" "How old are you?" "Do you have any kids?"

    -Trying to touch/feel me all over but refusing to buy a dance or buy me a drink

    -I hate that blowing on the crotch thing during lapdances too! My guess is that they're trying to turn us on or they figure since they can't touch us (in no-touch clubs), it's the next best thing.

    -Acting like their $1 bill on stage is a $100 bill and telling me I need to work for it or do something special.

    -The "I just want to take you to dinner/get to know you outside of here" gets really old.






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    Wasting my time
    "Accidentally" touching my pussy/tits/whatever
    Trying to kiss me/lick me
    Trying to take me out of the club
    Being cheap/flashing money
    Wanting me to "work for it"
    Asking if I'm good
    Trying to put my hands on their cock
    Asking why I'm not drinking
    Not buying dances cause "i don't pay women for attention/their time/etc"


    And my #1 peeve about customers is:

    Taking fucking pics with a camera phone (I will fly off stage and grab
    the damn thing if you do this)

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    ^^^ my friend took the guy's phone one time and snapped it in half while screaming at him "I have a fucking son you FREAK!!"

    Mine is when I'm in VIP and the guys try to blow on your pussy or nipples. WTF?!? The first thing I always do is hold my hand over my pussy and tell them not to dry it out.
    Do they really think we like that?

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